The "Naked Cowboy" is suing M&M's for copyright infringement, because they have adds depictiong their lil guys dressed as cowboys in adds.
This is why America is so expensive. At least part of the reason. I have been looking at their adds for years, and they've dressed up as various occupations before, never with clothes, but the accesories.
And a guy who has become "famous" because he sits in Times Square in his underwear, playing a guitar, wearing a cowboy hat, is suing them.
I'm all for big business getting taken down a notch, but in this case, I hope they win. In fact, I hope they counter sue, so that celebrity wannabe has to put some clothes on.
It brings to mind other famous lawsuits, that juries have dropped the ball on. You know the most famous. The 80 year old woman who sued McDonalds because she spilled it on her cooch, and it burned her. She claimed it was too hot.
I've been drinking coffee for years, and you get it two ways...too hot, or iced. But this woman got 2 million dollars because it was too hot. Why so much, she should, at most, got her medical bills paid for, and perhaps a lifetime supply of OJ from McDonalds, so she doesn't burn herself again. I mean, its not like she was using her cooch for anything anyway anymore.
The next famous botched case was OJ Simpson. Not that he was acquitted, but that he has to pay the Coldmans millions of dollars, even though he was not found not guilty. I am not naive enough to believe that OJ wasn't involved in the murder, but to me, it's blood money his family is receiving.
Ron Goldman was a waiter/actor, yet they put the vaqlue of his life at 22 million dollars. If I am shot tomorrow, and my wife sued, she wouldn't get jack shit. I just find it wrong on so many levels, but oh well.
And this last one happened to somebody I actually know. He was at a bar, played pool and drank all night, and walked the RR tracks home. Well, almost home. He was wearing a walkman, didn't hear the train, and was hit by it, losing part of an arm, and part of a leg. He was awarded 6 million dollars for being a dumb ass.
I will say that he invested wisely, and has saved his dad's life with the money, but he never should have gotten it. Rewarding the stupid is bad business. But I think the juries are too much on the side of the stupid, so they win.
So the juries who have decided that Tobacco companies are at fault for having people voluntarily using their products, who found that McDonalds is responsible for serving fatty foods that people voluntarily buy, and other lawsuits of the like...well, I just don't get it.
So next time you pay your insurance, thank the dumb ass juries of America, because they keep rewarding the stupid. And Melvin Belli. Jack Ruby's lawyer was the first lawyer to get huge settlements for people, and started the trend.
So in the interest of mankind, I am looking into the following lawsuits, for the betterment of mankind. They will all be against companies with deep pockets, so really, it's a victimless crime...right?
I am suing the Catholic church first and foremost. Many times I've prayed for something to happen, and yet...nothing. Since they are God's representative, they are the logical source of my lawsuit. So for all the A's I didnt get because I didn't study, for all the games I lost because I didn't practice, for all the women who wouldn't sleep with me because I wasn't attractive to them..I'm suing for 20 Million dollars.
Next, I'm suing Midori. Not the alcohol company, but the porn star. She is Jody Whatley's sister incidentally. Why am I suing her? For my tennis elbow. If she wouldn't be so hot and tasty in her movies, I wouldn't have to masturbate, thus causing and repeatedly aggravating such said injury. I think it's good for 10 million dollars. It could have prevented me from entering the major leagues you know.
Next, I'm suing all professional sports. Because of their standard of having the best players fill their rosters, they are denying my ability to becaome a millionaire by playing a game. If they would lower their standards, I would have a short, but lucrative carreer as a backup. 20 million should cover it.
And lastly, I am suing Al Gore. He invented the internet according to him. So therefore, he's responsible for me being depressed.
I never would have known that I don't measure up to all the men with 10" penis' on here. I wouldn't know that every woman but my wife is a nympho, and wants sex non stop. I never would ahve known that if I'd just give my bank account number, Prince Fahid will send me a million dollars because they just need a safe spot to save their money. I wouldn't be addicted to this site, and would be more productive in life.
I think that alone is worth 100 million dollars, because it affects my life every single day. I'm thinking 100 million dollars.
So when I get this 150 million, I'll probably be on more, and have non stop Happy Hours, and I might even be happy. God Bless America!
Mr 7000000
