Khloe Kardashian, sister of amateur porn star Kim, daughter of Robert Kardashian, of defending OJ fame, serverved 4 hours and 27 minutes of her 30 day sentence, for not finishing a program related to a previous arrest, I believe DUI.
What is the sign of the Apocalypse in all this. Ms. Kardashian, while in jail, was told by the warden that there were 3, count them 3, bomb threats because she was there. If this is true, it is official, I am in a hand basket, and am on my way to hell.
Two questions...Who in their right mind ,not named Khloe Kardashian, would call in a bomb threat because she is in jail?
Number two. Who does she really think would believe that there were bomb threats called into the jail because of her?
I find it a stretch calling her sister a B-list celebrity. She's famous for having a big ass, and making a porn with an ex bf. Let me tell you, that describes half of the United states.
Her sister is a bit player in the reality show "starring" her sister. She runs the family boutique. They party. Their asses get bigger with each show.
So whoever called in the bomb threat...please follow through!
In real star related news, the fine levied because Janet Jackson had a wardrobe malfunction has been thrown out in court. The half million dollars will now be used to pay off the lawyers.
I'm glad that they overturned this. We are out of the dark ages folks. Janet Jackson's nipple, I feel it has been proven, has not caused one child to knock over a liquor store. Not one murderer on the stand has said they killed because they saw her nipple, with its bulletproof guard on it.
Congratulations America, we have almost grabbed ourselves up by the bootstraps, and gotten ourselves up to TV standards that have been in place in Europe since the 60's.
And finally, I watched the show "Brooke Knows Best" over the weekend. In my defense, it hurts for me to move, the clicker was on the couch, and I was on Vicodin, so there I was. It's about Hulk Hogan's "little?" girl moving out on her own, getting a taste of the mean streets of Miami. Of course, if she looks thru binoculars from her penthouse balcony, she may be able to see the mean streets of Miami, but she has no chance of seeing them by the naked eye.
She has a gay roommate, and is looking for a third. Hulk is there, freaking because she has a hot tub (disease pool, could be hit by lightning, always go in threes into it), because she's looking for a third roommate, because her gay roommate has slept with women in the past, and buying various safety items for the house.
The only think creepier about the Hulkster's hair, is how he acts around his daughter. I mean, when he leaves her place, I want to smell his fingers its that creepy. He is fending off boys like he's dating her.
And I'd like to be the first to give the surprise twist of the show's finale. Brooke Hogan has a penis. I can't prove it yet, but that is one manly looking girl.
It's official, I watch too much reality TV.
Kill me,
Mr 7000000
