"Please don’t release this cold
Don’t touch that virus…could contain the plague…1334…man."
"Don’t you know that we made this disease,
That maybe it’s just what the world needs,
There’s plenty of flesh for that virus to feed.
Let it run rampant for an hour or two-
See if we can’t eliminate those worthless few…
It we can’t deplete a good chunk of the populace-
And turn the rest in to a bilboard for all of this…
"Show the whole world, tune ‘em into the feed…
That the real disease is the human breed…
We destroy, and kill, and devour and consume-
I think it’s about time for the whole, baby, 'boom'."
Not funny? I don’t fucking care.