PirateA's blog: "Crap 4 SALE!"

HEY! wanna buy a monkey? selling $5 monkeys!!! not sure if they bite... BUT! for $100(fu bux) you can purchase a $5 monkey! or multiple-monkeys! (TALK ABOUT INFLATION!) (be sure to let me know the NAME you've picked for your monkey, when u order ;) ------------------------------------------------ Chose from: PIRATE MONKEY! BIRTHDAY MONKEY! HAPPY MONKEY! ROCKIN' MONKEY! SAMURAI MONKEY! GRAMMA MONKEY! STOOPID MONKEY! (Robot Chicken) EVIL MONKEY! (Family Guy) GRUMPY MONKEY! FLYING MONKEY! CHEEZ-E MONKEY! MONKEY BONES! BLUE MONKEY! SOCK MONKEY! ROCKET MAN-KEY! *****EACH MONKEY COMES WITH A CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY, SHOWING TO YOU AND YOURS THAT THIS MONKEY IS A GENUINE POOP-THROWING MADMAN(WOMAN)!!! PURCHASED @ THE ONE AND ONLY PIRATE'S CRAP4SALE!******