Deacon Songs's blog: "surveys and questions"

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TOP 10 "ODD" THINGS ABOUT YOU OR SOMETHING YOU HAVE DONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT DEFINES YOURSELF

10. I prefer small groups or to be alone. Why, because when a bunch of people get together, they always seem to devide into cliques, and I refuse to make believe I dont like someone cuz they arent a part of "the clique"

9. I could tell you exactly were things are in my Apt. But for some reason I have trouble with peoples names when I first meet them.

8. I like my nipple rings played with, but before they were pierced I hated for a gf to suck on them

7. The Tattoos on my right arm are not finished, because it represents  living in Las Vegas, and I cant bring myself to have it finished here in Louisiana. Ill have to make a trip to Vegas to get it done.

6. My sons are the most important people in my life. They never want to go back to thier moms house when its time to.

5. My SB always has the same handful of people talking to me in it, and when I talk to someone new, the most common answer is they were afraid to talk to me, cuz I might be busy... *confusing*

4. For some reason, making salutes for people seems like more work than taking NSFW pics of myself

3. when it comes to typing, talking and texting... I cant multitast any combo of the three, but I can Cook while doing one of three with out screwing up my meal!

2. I have two modes.. 100% effort and 0% effort...all or nothing

1. and finally I am done, I tend to put too much thought in to things like this...

YOUR TURN!

Don’t ever marry, you’re The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.

The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There’s one thing you want, one sole need.

Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It’s unlikely you’re driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.

For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.

“One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh.’

http://www.okcupid.com/the-dating-persona-test

peacy did it... shoot him in the body part of your choice.

Getting to Know You Share

If you've been tagged or you are reading this, you have the honor of copying all these goofy questions, writing your own response, and tagging 25 other victims. You have to tag me so really you just need 24 more people. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you - but not in a creepy stalker kind of way.

To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your title as "Getting to know each other!", tag 25 people including me (tagging is done in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.


1. What time did you get up this morning?  it was 8 something

2. How do you like your steak? medium and grilled

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Sadly it was Suburbia

4. What is your favorite TV show? 2 and a half men

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? maybe Tokyo or Greece

6. What did you have for breakfast? coffee...then had Jambalaya for brunch time

7. What is your favorite cuisine? just one? ummmm Cajun

8. What foods do you dislike? I'm getting old and my tastes are changing...i never liked v8 but guzzle that shit now, so i really dont know

9. Favorite Place to Eat? Home.. I usually can cook well enough that its better than a resturaunt...but i do like a good sushi jont

10. Favorite dressing? Italian

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? Corolla

12. What are your favorite clothes? shorts and a wife beater

13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? Brazil

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? if it was full to begin with its half empty now

15. Where do you want to retire? idk... ill probably be broke so i wont really have a choice

16. Favorite time of day? after midnight

17. Where were you born? in a hospital, in milwaukee WI

18. What is your favorite sport to watch? NFL

19. Who do you think will not tag you back?  i care?.

20. Person you expect to tag you back first? ok

21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? you

22. Bird watcher? Yes, sometimes there is not much to look at besides birds when you are off shore

23. Are you a morning person or a night person? Im NOT a wake up person... when im sleepy i dont like to talk

24. Do you have any pets? domy kids count?

25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? i pierced my cock?


26. What did you want to be when you were little? AN NFL Star

27. What is your best childhood memory? Playing my first championship football game after an undefeted sesaon.

28. Are you a cat or dog person? Neither really.. i like them both but dont prefer one over the other

29. Are you married? No

30. Always wear your seat belt? almost always

31. Been in a car accident? Yes

32. Any pet peeves? ever since i started mumming, yes. people shouldnt internet if they are dumber than a 5th grader

33. Favorite Pizza Toppings? pineapple

34. Favorite Flower? huh? which ever one gets me laid?

35. Favorite ice cream? Cookies N cream!!!

36. Favorite fast food restaurant? Taco Bell

37. How many times did you fail your driver's test? once.. i did one of those automatic fail things... damned stop signs lol

38. From whom did you get your last email? i think facebook...idk

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? just one? Best buy

40. Do anything spontaneous lately? i masturbated cuz there was no mumms to play in earlier?

41. Like your job? some days

42.Like Broccoli? who doesnt?

43. What was your favorite vacation? whats that? oh maybe a summer camp when i was a kid

44. Last person you went out to dinner with? Dawn... and she put out too

45. What are you listening to right now? i have Home sweet home stuck in my head thanx to craven

46. What is your favorite color? blue.

47. How many tattoos do you have? 3 and an unfinished sleeve

48. How many are you tagging for this quiz? everyone

49. What time did you finish this quiz? well duh, its not the last question now is it...ill let ya know in about 20 seconds

50. Coffee Drinker? most every morning.

Let's start off blunt, have you done anything sexual in the last 48 hours?
Besides the usual masturbation, no.

Your phone rings, it's the person you fell hardest for, what do you say?
hello? i miss you

Where is the person you have feelings for?
with someone else

What color are your eyes?
blue

Do you like the snow?
when i dont have to shovel it

Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
many times

Which did you discover first, myspace or face book?
myspace.

What/who woke you up this morning?
My alarm

Where did you sleep three nights ago?
In my bed

What color is the shirt your wearing?
Blue

The past 72 hours have you been under the influence?
never...*finished cigarette and beer*

What are you doing at this very second?
Trying to make someone smile

Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
no... these are my boxers

What are you listening to?
Talk radio..wow im becoming my father!

If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
pre summer, when he nights are cool and the days are just warm enough

Do you think your past mistakes made you into a better person?
Yes, most definitely

What are you planning on doing after this?
Sleep

Do you have any pet fish?
no.

Last night you felt..?
lonely

Do you know someone you wish you had never met?
No, everyone ive met, has made an impression on me. good or bad

Would you ever get a tattoo?
i have some already

You can get a puppy or a new car. Which do you choose?
Car..

Looking back, did you ever think you would be where you’re at in life now?
I have only recently, made plans for my life...im not there yet


Are you open with your feelings to people?
yes, but I test them first with less inportant information

When was the last time you were craving to get drunk?
when I got off the boat i work on...its traditional like


What's currently bothering you?
i have to get up in *looks at clock*....5 hours

Target gift card or Hollister gift card?
target, whats a hollister?

Did you smoke a cigarette today?
umm, a pack...i need to quit


Do you still pinky promise?
Nope

What is the last movie you watched?
Fast and Furious...

Do you have both a loud side and a quiet side?
yes

Where did you go in a car last?
what?

If you found out that you were going to be a parent, what would you do?
ive had a vasectomy, so id ask for a damned maury appearence!

This past summer, did you have a "thing" with anyone?
engriss preez

Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
*looks* they better not, ive only worn them a handful of times

Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?
pffft, ive been in a long distance game!

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
I only have people of the opposite sex i can tell anything to

Your mood?
is this over yet?

If you could change one thing this year about your life would you?

sure, i am always changing and learning

My Political Views
I am a center-left moderate social authoritarian
Left: 1.78, Authoritarian: 1.03

Political Spectrum Quiz

My Foreign Policy Views
Score: -1.6

Political Spectrum Quiz

My Culture War Stance
Score: -2.99

Political Spectrum Quiz

as you were.... i was bored

I am a cuddler - true..untill my arm falls asleep or if she is sweaty from...

I am a morning person -false

I am a perfectionist - only when its important

I am an only child -mothers..yes...fathers no

I am Catholic maybe for halloween

I am currently in my pajamas -false...im dressed..sorry :P

I am currently suffering from a broken heart - fase!

I am okay at styling other people's hair - i can cut mens hair with a clippers, crew cut.

I am left handed -false

I am addicted to my myspace -false

I am very shy around the opposite gender AT FIRST - i pretend to be, to figure them out... i dont trust women

I bite my nails -fuggin gross...no i dont

I can be paranoid at times - false

I currently regret something that I have said - false

When I get mad I curse frequently - false, i r smart enough to express my fucking self!

I like someone - true

I enjoy country music -sometimes

I enjoy jazz music - true

I enjoy smoothies - cant say ive had one

I enjoy talking on the phone - depennds on the person... i actually find myself talking for hours with a few people

I have a pet -I cant, cause of my work scedule

I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal - false

I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" person - ummmmm

I have all my grandparents -false

I have at least one sibling -true

I have been told that I am smart - like a punch to the nose?

I get higher then C's in school - True i had 3.0 when i went

My GPA is higher then 2.5 - true

I have broken a bone - not 1 milk does a body good

I have Caller I.D. on my phone - true

I have bathed/showered with someone -true

I have changed a diaper - true

I have changed a lot over the past year - False

I have done something illegal - true

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair - false

I have had surgery - true

I have killed another person - 5th amandment is still in effect under obama?

I have had my hair cut within the last week - true

I have had the cops called on me - false

i dont want to talk about kissing someone i shouldnt have...lol