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What About You?
DON'T BUY PEPSI! Don't buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new "patriotic" can coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building , and the Pledge of Allegiance on them. However, Pepsi left out two little words on the pledge, "Under God." Pepsi said they didn't want to offend anyone. In that case, we don't want to offend anyone at the Pepsi corporate office, either! So if we don't buy any Pepsi product, they will not be offended when they don't receive our money that has the words "In God We Trust" on it. HOW FAST CAN YOU FORWARD THIS ONE!??? Many people will walk in and out of your life . . . But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart. Anger is only one letter short of danger. If someone betrays once, it is his fault; If he betrays you twice, it is your fault. Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. He who loses money, loses muc
Depression
Harsh words& violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open,hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted SO many tricks & so many lies Too many when's & too many why's Nobody's special, nobody's gifted I'm just me,warped & twisted Sleeping awake & choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind,the number's unlisted Lost in someone so warped & twisted On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood I've bled I'm not gone,my mind has drifted Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted Brunt out, wasted, empty, & hollow Today's just yesterday's tomorrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted I'm still here, warped & twisted...
So Sad
im really missing my friends on here and im trying my hardest to get on here and say hello to ya all..it makes me sad*tear* i feel like im losing touch wit all u...if ya got yahoo send me a private message and i will add u cuz i get on yahoo thru my phone...so hit me up luv ya all kells!
In Loveing Memory Of My Dad
I Don't Know What To Call This
Okay, I wrote this poem the other night while I was fighting with my husband. I'm not sure if I like it, or if it really expresses my emotions as clearly as I'd like, but here is it. You can decide what you think. Sadness grips me, clings to me, as my body begins to tremble. Everything is wrong... Everything is wrong... You won't talk to me, touch me, look at me. LOOK AT ME! My heart is bleeding I cry... I am alone... Everything is wrong... Everything is wrong... Anger slowly seeps into me, caressing my bleeding heart, my trembling begins to stop. Everything is wrong... Everything is wrong... I speak to you, my words are full of my anger. LOOK AT ME!! My anger covers my sadness... disguises... half truths... What's next? Everything is wrong... Everything is wrong... Regret fills me... holds me... My bleeding heart bursts. Everything is wrong... Everything is wrong... The anger and the sadness have intertwined. There is nothing now. Everythi
Family Matters Most
So True For Today!!
Mehpoetry
Always There At night I lie awake Knowing that I messed up Again and again Over and over But you’re still there Still talking Still listening I don’t understand Why you’re not mad Or why you haven’t left You’re always there for me Always cheering me up Or wiping away my tears When I’m overwhelmed by my fears The urges that temp me But they go away when you’re here Sometimes I wish that u would leave So I wouldn’t get you into this To ruin your life With the cut of a knife But then again I’m glad That you haven’t left At least not yet... But that’s all I could ask for For you to always be here When the end is near- When I finally decide to leave Second Best I try and I try But it’s never good enough I'm just not that tough I'm sick of going with the flow I don't want them to have you I don't want them to know- That I love you And I always will But that doesn't matter, does it? Its just three little words to you But
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Fire Within
"FIRE WITHIN" Is this really what it seems, I thought someone like you only existed in dreams.. You are everything I could ever hope for, and yet you are so much more.. Just hearing your voice makes me smile, I haven't felt like this in a long long while.. Awaiting the day we finally do meet, both our hearts skip some beats.. From the joy and nervousness we both will feel, it will seem as if time had stood still.. As we hold each other in a warm embrace, our lips will finally be face to face.. Our warmth quickly turned to fire within, thats when our real love making begins.. Just feeling your body next to mine, will be sending goose bumps down my spine.. Finally having you next to me, is where I'll always want you to be.. Written By: Veronica Lee December 15th, 2004
True Romance
im not here to judge u im just here to tell u what u have done wrong beautiful girl looking her best takes off her towel puts on a dress fixes her hair to look good for someone witees in the car to go to a motel i may not always be perfect, but i will always try will u say ur prayers just to be honest with urself will u save ur soul is this what u wanted all along husband cant bear to just lie to himself stuck by the fone as he losses it all he sleeps all alone for the third time this week he becomes numb he just wants this to be.......over wants this to be body on the floor what have u done blood in ur hands what have u done i may not always be perfect, but i will always try will u say ur prayers just to be honest with urself will u save ur soul is this what u wanted all along
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An Explanation On "friendship"
Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support... To aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time... This person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled
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Things That I Have Wrote
This was something I wrote for a very special friend. Though it seems rather simple, it was very heartfelt. ----------------------------------------------- Once upon a lifetime, you find a friend. Someone that brings a smile to your face when you are feeling down. Someone who can look inside your soul and can see when you are hurting, even when you are hiding the pain away. Once upon a lifetime, you find a friend. Someone you can share your hopes and dreams with. Someone who is willing to help you get to the places you are trying to go. Once upon a lifetime, you find a friend. Someone you reminds you who you are, when you stop being yourself. Someone who will compliment you just to brighten your day. Once upon a lifetime, you find a friend. Someone who is always fun to be with. Someone who can make the day better, just by being there. Once upon a lifetime, you find a friend. Someone that you would give almost anything for. Someone who will always have your respect an
46,000 To Godmother
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Damn U All
Movie Reviews ~ New & Old
***** Asterisk are the closets thing I have to stars so I'll use those! * means I didn't like it AT ALL and ***** means I LOVED it! I'm sure you can figure it out from there. Pretty standard. I watch movies of all types. Old classics and new releases. My favorites being Horror and good Comedy. I do NOT like stupid comedy (Dumb and Dumber and Blades of Glory type crap). I'm not big into chick flicks but I do watch them sometimes, usually when my friends make me. If you see one of the movies I blog about and want to add your comments about it, please feel free to do so. But be nice, I will delete anything nasty, berating, or out right mean! You can disagree with my opinions all you like, and you have the right to voice your opinions, but let's keep it civil ok? Other than that, this blog will contain my OPINIONS about movies old and new. I welcome your comments, banters, and attempts at trying to change my mind. Just keep in mind, I'm Irish Stubborn and not easily swayed. All
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Date Rape Drug .. Plzzzzzz Read!!!
> > Please Inform all your Female Friends !!!!! A woman at a bar on a Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes, along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't get pregnant; she won't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later. The drug's effects
40,000 To Godfather Another One
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Wild Cats Happy Hour Is Next
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Pain - 3 Days Grace
The Dedicated Soldier You stay up for 16 hours... He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up.... He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.... He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.... He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.... He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.... He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.... He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is.... He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his
Today
Before the next person asks me why my status say stressed is because I AM!!!! My moms surgery is tomorrow morning and I am very worried! I am probably going to be a mess until she gets out of surgery and i know everything is ok so please bear with me! Today i am spending the day with my mom since her surgery is tomorrow so i wont be on til later today. I will talk to everyone then.
Help Me Win... Comment Bomb My Pic!!!!!
I am entering a contest that »†HøĦ姫' aka T-Rex is putting on!!! My pic is posted in the album "Happy Hour 2" under †HøĦ姫' aka T-Rex's folder!!!! You must rate him, fan him and add him to comment... CLICK ON MY PIC AND COMMENT BOMB!!!! PLEASE REPOST! Here are his RULES You must rate me, fan me and be on my friends list to enter or comment in this contest.I will rate and fan you back. I will be checking everyone and the folder will be set for friends only to comment so anyone that you want to help you comment bomb you need to let them know and get them to do this. Please make sure to let all your friends know ahead of time so you can all be ready before the contest starts. NO DRAMA!!!!! if you start a problem, or anyone that is voting for you starts a problem I have the right to delete your entry from the contest. This means no bad mouthing, no going and down rating, and no accusations. No cherry blasters will be used in this contest. If y
Domestic Violence News And Information.
I know that many people use this forum to hook up or whatever. I'm here to meet new friends and hang out too. But when one of our own community members was killed by her boyfriend, well, I just couldn't sit by and do nothing. In my life I am a Social Worker and Therapist. In my job I am an Advocate against Domestic Violence (here after called DV). As such, I feel that if I don't use a forum such as this to educate people about the reality of DV that I would be doing everyone, including myself, a grave injustice. I am well aware that this is not a popular topic. I am also well aware that many of these blogs will be uncomfortable for you to read. Again, it's not a popular topic. But think about this...you may feel uncomfortable reading it; imagine how "uncomfortable" the victims feel living it. And don't say "Why don't they just leave then?". It's not that easy! I invite you to educate yourself. I invite you to step outside of your safe little box and come face to face with this

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Chaotix Ramblings
These are some pictures I've been working on. Tattoos I want to get. They aren't anything especially original or super deep, yet they do have meaning and appeal to me--and since Imma be the one with the ink, that's all that really matters, right? Just beyond my reach She sits, smiling, Smiling, A demoness behind her laughing eyes Loves me (Taunts me) Blowing her wicked kisses Soft and gentle With razorblade lips A thousand thousand cuts I suffered From the knife's edge of your indifference. Hurt more than you will ever know; Cut deeper than the blood, Cut deeper than the bone, You left my soul to bleed away. Minute to day, Day to week, Week to month, But still just One Endless Empty Night That I tried to fill any way that I could With women, smoke and booze. A violent, self-sustaining cycle of personal destruction That I reveled in, Until I didn't-- Misery, fed upon misery, begets only misery, As do anger, and sadness, and guilt. All of which
Guys
When a guy has left 3 different times and keeps coming back what does it mean? If he keeps telling you he is not going to leave a 4 time do you believe him? When you get told from 3 different people that when you 2 where apart he cheated on you do you believe them? But yet every time you ask him about it he denies it, what do you do? Honestly when do you actually know when he is telling the truth? Don't you just take his word for it? I may not have been with many guys but i have been with cheaters, women beaters, and physco's..So i have learned from that. So from those guys i have learned to tell if they are telling the truth. I honestly would like opinions on this!
Jena 6
i just want to say that the situation in Louisiana is truly an injustice..it shows that RACISM is still very much alive..i wish i was down there to be a part of the rally that is happenin down there right now. Since I can't be there. I just wanna do my part and just let the world know that they have my full support..FREE JENA 6!!!!!!!!!
Self Pity
It is easy to go down into hell; Night and Day the gates of dark death stand wide; But to climb back up again, to retrace one's step to the open air, there lies the problem, The difficult taks. Virgil: tha Aeneid I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.
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Welfare Poem
Am I ugly ????????????? Body: POST THIS AND SEE HOW MANY MESSAGES U GET..... (1) ugly (2) O.K. (3) cute (4) hot (5) sexy (6) Fine (7) BANGGGIINN!!! (8) I would kiss you (9) I want to have kids (10) Wanna go out? Seriously. tell me in my inbox, post me a bulletin or comment..i wanna know...be truthful Repost this or see 9 years of bad relationships Repost Am I Ugly?? I cross ocean, poor and broke, >>>Take bus, see employment folk. >>> >>>Nice man treat me good in there, >>>Say I need to see welfare. >>> >>>Welfare say, 'You come no more, >>>We send cash right to your door.' >>> >>>Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, >>>Medicaid it keep you healthy! >>> >>>By and by, I got plenty money, >>>Thanks to you, American dummy. >>> >>>Write to friends in motherland, >>>Tell them 'come fast as you can.' >>> >>>They come in turbans and Ford trucks, >>>I buy big house with welfare bucks. >>> >>>They come here, we live toge
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I Kiss You
Why?
Why can't a man just say "Hey...I am really diggin u.....will you be my girl?" I mean is that too hard to do? There are so many times that i look at my life and wonder why I made the decisions I did. I got married.....and boy was that a huge mistake....I feel like I have made so many wrong decisions and that is why my life sucks so bad today. I feel like i am drowning in the consequences of my bad decisions. i guess I just feel like and idiot........
Love For All
A Legend Remembered...
Clifford Lee Burton (February 10, 1962 – September 27, 1986) was a bass guitarist best known for his work with the thrash/heavy metal band Metallica from 1982-86.Burton's early influence was essential in creating the unique musical style for which Metallica became famous. Burton joined the band in 1982 and performed on their debut album, Kill 'Em All (the title of which came from him), which was composed of songs that had been written prior to Burton's arrival. Burton's influence was heavier on the follow-up, Ride the Lightning, which showcased the band's evolving compositional technique. Burton's final album with Metallica, Master of Puppets, was a critical and commercial success. Burton was killed in 1986 when their bus crashed in Sweden while the band was on tour promoting Master of Puppets. THANGS I LARNED WILE LIVIN IN LUSIANA 1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live
Online Dating
The old saying is true - you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince. Case in point: in January, I decided to try online dating. Being a BBW in St. Louis, I don't have many dating options. Bars, bookstores, the grocery store, anywhere you can name, will not work for a big girl here. The entire BBW community is underground, probably because STL is at least 25 years behind the rest of Earth's civilizations. So, I joined eHarmony, Ratingbbw, bbpeoplemeet, okcupid, largefriends, largeandlovely, and cherrytap. On largefriends, I was contacted by two men, one local, the other in Chicago. The guy in Chicago was really into reptiles, but the local guy was....local. Hey, why travel if there is someone nearby, especially with gas at $3/gallon. Unfortunately, this guy reminded me why I normally do not date any of the locals - he was rude, ignorant, selfish, mean, and utterly inappropriate. But one imbecile will not stop me on my quest for companionship. I heard f
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Hello All On Fubar
Well i am just wanting to say hello! i am a kinda cool person to get to know.i am a little shy at frist but then once i worm upi be fine.So if you like to be friends that be kewl to me? I am not in this world to put any one down ro call them names. I donot make fun of ppl in less we are jokeing aroung most part of this is i am looking for friend to chat.Well you all have a good day smile life not that bad. ;) Free Comments & Graphics
Another Year Older...
Well, another year has come and gone... but I'm not going to get all philosophical here. It is what it is and you make it what you want. I'm enjoying life, I don't seem to look any older, and hell, I don't feel any older. I still look and feel at least 10 years younger. Anyway... just wanted to take the time to post this blog to thank those who come by and read and rate, and also to those who've stopped by with birthday wishes and gifts. Thanks!!!
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Fly It High
Signs Of Menopause
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. =================
My Rant Of The War In Iraq
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My Profile Has Changed
Check Her Out!
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Idiots
Ok so today was a rough day for me and I made a post about it because I knew the mummers would make me smile...Why does there always have to be one total pain in the ass to ruin it??? So I thought I would post a bit of what was said about the anniversary date of the death of my mother and best friend...Just want you to see how cold hearted some ppl can truely be...Please read that from the bottom up to understand... ->Baka knows...: yeah no problem you no feeling fucking dick...... Baka knows...: no i do, your crying because boofucking hoo life happend and then it went away, quit talking to me ->Baka knows...: this coming from a 26 yr old that has no clue what i'm even talking about...ok Baka knows...: you dont owe me an excuse although you still need to get over it
Just There!
Where you were, I did not see you. So close to me, but yet so veiled. Quietly you waited, upon my invitations; but still, somehow, I failed to note of you, yearning to be with me, but finding just a void. So sadly, you retreated; bowed, dejected. Finally when I knew of you, your devotion, so foolishly I did feel, like a simpleton. For I had looked so very hard for you, up/down/everywhere. but I just did not look clear, in front of me, where you were . . . just there.
I Never Knew Did You Let Me Know
B.s.
if there is nothing really worth saying, and it really just targets someone; say pulling someone's leg, then don't waste your time trying to insult. Those who want to be assholes please just move on cuz not worth my time. I know its the internet and you think you are funny all, but come on. Leave the crap that i don't wanna see, and take you dumb ass comments that aim to make me or someone else feel dumb and move on.... what can i say... i gave up on this site and then something pulled me back... well i got some new photos and well its been quiet so not much new... looking to get out and well party it up... saturday off and im not being stuck here thats for sure... or maybe... just get plastered maybe... lmao. ribs are bleeding with fresh new ink and well that sting is waking me up!!!! wooooo wooooooooooo!
For The 90's Kids
: If you're under the age of 15...you shouldn't even read this and if you do, you should not repost this. Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ] You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Gargoils You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: -LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE!!! -Step by Step -Family Matters!!! -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World!!!! -Wild and Crazy Kids You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You
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You say you like everything that i do. you say you like how i make you feel. you say you like that i want you and think of you.regardless of how things are happienss isnt pushed aside until its convient. .can you plant a flower and not water it and expect it to grow? being scared is one thing. you know you like all we share as much as i do.control? there isnt any conrtol. you cant conrtol it or turn it on or off whenever you like. we both know that isnt who you are. so why restrain yourself? just tell me im not all things you like and want if its not true.i beg you tell me i dont make you happy. I surely know you do all these things for me. i cant conrtol that. I'm moving through some changes I'll never be the same Something you did touched me There's no one else to blame The love we had has fallen The love we used to share We've given up pretending As if you didn't care I look into the mirror I see no happiness All the warmth I gave you Has turned to emptiness The lo
Pisses Me Off...
You know what pisses me off is when you look through your friends and notice one of them is sad or lonely or whatever, and you send them a gift just to try and cheer them up and not even a thanks for you. Maybe I'm gettin old or just freakin' venting but it's a valid point any ways.
Comedy Night
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Daddy's Poem
This is quite possibly the best poem I have ever read. Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child
Blonde Joke
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied. Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was driving around
Just For Fun
Hey there just thought I would share some pics I have made or others have made me but I can do as well =). If you want one just ask. Let me know what you want. So here are examples Color Change Effect Rainbow Effect Lightening Effect Heart Effect Sparkles Effect Old Time Movie Effect Fire Effect Bubbles Effect Just let me know what you would like :) Here are some newly added ones that you can pick from Water effect and halloween morph pics Water Effect Grudge Effect Pumpkin and ghost effect You don't have to do anything for me to get a picture done. I do them for the fun of it, to share with anyone. really enjoy makin them for others! If you want to do something just a few rates would be great but it isn't a must to get a picture done
Life And Everything In It.....
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name. -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your love
Informational
A woman at the nightclub Crobar on Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, with Progesterex, which is essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape and sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Rumour has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girls drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later. The drugs effects are not te
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Need A Fu-wife
hey ladies of Fubar Im lookin for my fu-wife are you the one, Give me a reason why I should choose you and give me some pics of you I will make my choice at the end of the month.
Fanmeratemeaddmecrushme
Hi There! I rated, fanned, added, crushed, and googled you. I also looked you up on my space and every other social networking site I could think of. I called your house and hung up seven times over the last 2 days, built a shrine in your honor in my bedroom and hired a PI to gather more information on your daily activities. If you wouldn't mind doing the same for me I sure would appreciate it! Thanks & have a great night!!! I wish I had started doing this a LOOOOONG time ago, but it's time to start archiving the random weirdness in my shoutbox. These are messages that come from people I don't know, most often they have not even been on my page. I'll just be adding them to this entry as I go. More to come soon. ****************************************************** : hi would you be interested in living somewhere where you'd never have to work or do chores? where you'd be supported and taken care of? ****************************************************** nice tits u got
About Me
well i just wanted to let everyone know a little about myself...i am 28 and i am from milwaukee wi..i have no kids, dont get me wrong i love kids i just dont have any...i have 3 nephews and 3 nieces..so anyways i am single...and i dont wanna be any more!!!! but i am having problems finding the right man...and i dont know why...but i like all kinds of music and movies..i love to go out dancing and just hangging out with friends..i love the dallas cowboys..well if there is anything else u wanna know just ask!!!!
Birthday Spankings
Oh its her Birthday and she needs lotsa love.Shes a great person and always there for her friends. Spank her hard with love. ~Sexy Blonde Goddess~ {{Shadow Leveler}} **Founder & Owner of SBG Bombers** Fu-Fiance to Baldie7*@ fubar This Birthday Pimpout brought to you by: ¢¾BooBoo¢¾@ fubar
Naughty Application!
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email your answers..... SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO
My Fav. Poems!!!
Only a heart having broken into, can shed a tear and feel it cut through grieved and laden, my heart at my feet, my friend has been taken no more to compete. Will the laughter of spring once more arise? Will ever I smile or see with my eyes, the joy abounding the clear blue skies? Life is a sweet fulfillment to bear, I'll go on alone I know not where. Spring and summer will meet one day, I feel my lost friend would heartily say: "Life is a joy, give it your most, for I have gone to a greater Host." As I travel on my heart amiss, my friend you know not the emptiness. Life goes on, each day a bit brighter, the hurt is dulling, growing lighter. Memories of you, recalled in my head, a friend such as you will never be dead. You've left me dear friend tho' I'll think every day, the hapiness you brought in passing my way. Though tragedy and sorrow came my way, you stood there beside me each step of the day. I'll strive on, as I flounder each sunrise I see, to be the person you want
Yay!!
This Is A Must Repost
Hi .
Hi . I just wanted to let everyone know that from Wed (Oct/24 ) thru Sun (Oct/28th ) . That I will not be on that much . Thank you for all the love and understanding while I'm away .I hope everyone has a great rest of the week. Luv to all .Thank 's , Tom
Prize
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Bringing Sexy Back!!
Look At Me!!!
Live Cam
Are You The One For Me?
Hey!! I'm FU single again and yes I am single in real life too...So, I am lookin for a NEW FU HUSBAND...Are you the ONE for me? HOLLA ATCHA GIRL AND WE WILL TALK ABOUT TI!
I Hate You
Ill be honest, im not caring for many people lately. Lately, not one thing is going right. I am incredibly aggrivated and basically just want to scream. i even blew a fucking tire yesterday.... anyhow, just steer clear, im not in the mood for half-wits.
For My Nate :)
WanNa knOw whaT ii reaLLy NEED in a LOVER? Someone to take care of me. Someone who ii feel safe with while im in their arms. My security. My comfort. Someone to watch out for me and my best interest. Someone to encourage me to succeed in life. Be my supporter. My #1 Fan. I need a guy who tells me the complete and brutal truth. I long for honesty. No bullshit, just the truth. T-R-U-S-T. A guy who can come out WITH me, let me have my fun while he has his, and know im going home with him. No worries, just me & him. Together. Someone fun. A guy who loves to LAUGH with me and AT me. Someone to be myself with. A guy who loves me for me. Not just what you see in pictures... A guy who loves me without all the makeup, clothes, & glam. Just siimple ole' me. A guy who can appreciate my strength. Someone who U-N-D-E-R-S-T-A-N-D-S. A guy who will listen to me.. even when im venting about something that doesnt matter in the whole scheme of things. Just listen. A guy who stands up for himsel
Murder101
Playing Games In Dating
Why do people play headgames all the time especially while dating? I have always gone by the saying," Do unto other's as you would like them to do unto you." Or "honesty is the best policy." I do not understand the need to "string someone along," when I am sure that you would not like it yourself. The dating scene would be so much easier and life would be so much easier if people would just treat other people with respect. I do not know about other people, but I can handle rejection a whole lot easier if I am just told up front of someone's opinion rather than it drag on and made to fell like a nuisence. Does anyone else feel this way??
Football - North Vs South
North v South : Football FOOTBALL SEASON - NORTH VS SOUTH WOMEN'S ATTIRE Up North: Chapstick in their back pocket and a $20 bill in their front pocket. Down South: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, powder, mascara waterproof), concealer, and a fifth of bourbon. Wallet not necessary -that's what dates are for. STADIUM SIZE Up north: College football stadiums hold 20,000. Down south: High school football stadiums hold 20,000. NAMES Up North: Doug Flutie Down South: Herschel Walker WEATHER Up North: Snow and Ice. Down South: Sunny, highs mid-60s, lows in the thirties. FATHERS Up North: Expect their daughter to understand Sylvia Plath. Down South: Expect their daughters to understand pass interference. ATTIRE Up North: Male and female alike: woolly sweater or sweatshirt, jeans. Down South Male: -pressed khakis, oxford shirt, cap with frat logo, Justin Ropers. Down South Female: -ankle-length skirt, coordinated cardigan, flat riding boot
My 1st Fight
Thinking About Christmas
13,440 To Level A Leveler
Show her some love. She returns love back to you.Shes always there too help everyone that needs leveled. §AÐI§TI© LIGHT ~Ånarchy §kulls Mistress~ GrØw ®oØm EñTìt¥@ fubar You know what too do go Rate, Fan, Add her and rate her pictures and stash THANKS FOR HELPING HER LEVEL. HAVE A NICE EVENING.
What's With That?
Fuck It
What Do You Want It To Be
My Best Friend Connie
Learning
So here is my thing. I have an 8 year old son with my x husband. He is now seeing some one new after years of divorce and I am fine with that. However, this new girl has pictures of her and her friends partying and playing with um, how should I say it ? Plastic things... adult oriented and she also has my sons picture on this same page of hers. I emailed her to ask her to remove the picture, so she just shut her page down so I couldn't see it anymore and never replied. Was I wrong to ask her to take my sons picture off her page? I dont want him broadcasted on the net and I surely don't want him on a web page where the women are playing around with adult thingys. So, I got talked into joining this site by a friend and here I am. I am trying my best to make some money here because I sure love me some good beers and yagerbombs. !!! LOL
Time For Love
We search for more time with our children, We search for more time with loved ones. Men search and desire that time for the big game, Women search for more time to get ready so they can look the way they want. With all the things that we want more time for are all things that we love. So I ask you this, are the two four letter words very different? My thoughts are no, when you run out of time then you are all out of love. Without time you have no love, so to think that the time you have you should love every minute of. Soon enough you will lose life and with that there will be nomore time for love. So I urge you that everyday you take the time to love what you have and to love the time you are given.
I'm Moving Again
Angie Is Craazzy
Hi You guys! I need your major help here! ok so here's the deal. I need you to pick 1 picture of me in which you would consider that I have a really nice smile. Its really important so please help me :D thank you!!! Ok, so i watched American Psycho (yea kinda late) but now I have no idea what it is about! I'm so confused. What the hell happened to him? Ok so can someone kindly explain it to me? without being a jerk? I'd really appreciate it :D *kisses*
23000 To Godfather
Hes getting so close too being our next Godfather. Stop by and show some love. Hes got 23,000 to go. Rate his pictures and stash .Thanks too everyone for helping him get too GodFather. -Rich-@ fubar
Oh No
Here I sit all broken hearted Try to shit and only farted A little later took a chance Tried to fart and shit my pants
L0v3 Is 0v3r Rated
Guy’s should know the truth 1. Size doesn’t matter as long as you know how to work with what you have 2. Bragging about your size is not cute. Makes u less attractive. 3. Girl’s love when you hold there hand and when you don’t want to let go. 4. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind 5. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around 6. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games 7. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever 8. When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back, but she’s scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever 9. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply 10. When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand 11. When she wants a hug she will just stand there 12. When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 yea
To New York
Dreams
I woke up with a start; what a terrible dream. Dreamt I was alone; no one here but me. The whole life I had was just imaginary. Had no job; my house in ruins. Reached for my wife; she laughed and said nay. Reached for my children, and they faded away. I lie in bed shivering; crying in pain. I jump with a start, as an arm grabs me tight. My wife holds me close, and whispers: “every things alright.” Who is this woman who haunts my dreams? Always so close yet beyond my reach. I smell her sweet scent; feel her breath on my cheek. She caresses me softly, but evades my grasp. She comes to me faithfully night after night. She invades my day dreams, when I close my eyes. I first came across her on a web site. You can find her on fubar as …..~Sweet Cherri Pi©~
Humans
Hello humans I came too this world many years ago i have seen the beauty of your many cultures.Your Great acomplishment, And the Terror of your wars! Every day i watch your news programs and horrified at humans that kill other humans. did we loose Your selfs after 9/11! Why is it after the worst day of your lives when you all came side by side too help out your fellow man or woman. Can someone tell me why humans hate i mean you all live on a great planet. The earth has so much too offer but you all are trying too destroy it! Please help make the world a better place. Just my Feelings Superman
Fubob Godfather
HI TO ALL CALLING OUT TO YOU ALL AND GET MY GOOD FRIEND FUBOB TO GODFATHER I KNOW WE CAN DO IT FOR HIM SO LET THE SPANKING START FuBob SoonToBeGodfather@ fubar
From The Mind Of Durty Cums...........
I have a pic up in a 'photo rate contest,' if you have a minute, would you mind hopping on over there and rating for me? Thanks a bunch!! ~Durty For those of you local to Springfield, Mo... Sick of family bugging you, sick of turkey, sick of football? Come out Friday night, November 23rd at 8pm to GroundXero on the corner of National and Commercial....Hear some great metal bands and hang out with some great people. Have a drink with me and let's party!!!
Slouching Towards Bethlehem
My response to this user's comment on a MUMM about Obama. Posting it here as a reminder to keep my cool, even in the face of extreme ignorance. They must have been watching CNN ( COMMUNIST NEWS NETWORK) or NBC (NATIONAL BARACK CHANNEL). SHEEP! I suppose you prefer FOX news. And everyone who's complaining about their taxes being raised--if you make under 250k a year, they won't be. And if you make over 250k a year, shut the hell up, because you make more money than 92% of the country and nobody feels sorry for you. You should also shut up if you don't like Bush and yet supported McCain--considering that McCain agreed with Bush 95% of the time. I give McCain respect for being so graceful during his concession speech, but the bottom line is that he's a Yes Man all the way. No, Obama is probably not going to keep all of his promises. If he did, he'd be the first president in history to do so. But he's at least coming at these issues from a more positive standpoint; preaching
What Kind Of Penis Are You???
THE PENIS LIST The Nuprin Penis: Little, Yellow, Different. The Equal Penis: Tastes like Sugar. The Excedrin Penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big. The Sprite Penis: Image is nothing...Taste is everything. The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you. The Alkaseltzer Penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz...Oh, what a relief it is... The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart. The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it. The Pringles penis: once you pop, you can't stop The M&M penis: melts in your mouth, not in your hand The Frosted Flakes penis: They're GGGRRRRRREEEEAAAAATTT! The Lucky Charms penis: They're magically delicious The Energizer penis: it keeps going and going The Right Guard penis: anything less is uncivilized The Jolly Green *Giant* penis: self-explanatory The Cambells soup penis: mmm mmm good The purple pickle penis: heh heh
Thoughts
There is a key that opens up each person's heart. Everyone has a key that fits perfectly with someone else. The trick is finding that person your key fits with, and theirs fits with you. It happens alot that one or the other person's key seems to fit a lock. However unless both people's keys fit, the match cannot work. My key consists of humor (sarcastic and witty), intelligence, subtle flirting, and an attraction that soars past physicality. What is your key?
The Unicorn
A unicorn on hilltop high points his noble crown to the sky; there he stands all alone; his thought and intentions all unknown. Passers by stop to stare but the unicorn doesn't seem to care. Day turns to night and night back to day but the unicorn doesn't go away; he just stands there ignoring the passers by with a tear in his eye. A young child approches the unicorn and asks "dear unicorn why do you stand here all alone in day and night not going home and poor unicorn what is the reason that you cry"?The unicorn then turns and replies "I asked God if he loves me yesterday.I have patiently waited not going away but, still I have gotten no reply and that is the reason that I cry".The child then places her hand on the unicorns head; smiles and says "dear unicorn I have loved you since before the day you were born; I was there with you through that terrible storm; I have always been there for you and always will be; I am always there though you can't see, so, dear unicorn dry your eyes an
The Surprise Visit
Thankful
I thought we could all use this . What are you looking at today? Are there challenges in your life to overcome? Don’t just look at your problems day in and day out, lift up your eyes and look toward heaven. You will naturally move in the direction that your eyes are looking. If you are always looking at your problems—meditating on them, feeling sorry for yourself, telling everybody about them—you will become consumed by them. But when you look up, your life will start to move up. When you keep your eyes on Jesus, it is also a sign of your faith and expectancy. The Bible tells us that faith is what moves the hand of God. When you have an attitude of faith and expectancy, you open the door for His power in your life. Decide today to focus on the goodness of our God. Lift your eyes and heart to Him and begin to praise Him with your words. As you lift your eyes, your help will come, and you will live the victorious life He has in store for you! “Therefore, since we are receiving a k
Fast Cash
Lmao
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. "A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked? "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
Tess
Blueeyes
Playing Catch Up
Thoughts For Today
Live
Me And My Friends Shakin It
Photo Tips
Need Help
This will get you blocked quick, fast, and in a hurry. I am a lady and not some cyber slut. He didn't even come off with a hi, just straight to it. Guys if that is what you are looking for just pass me by. I love sex don't get me wrong but, sorry I get nothing from the computer and will NOT ooooh and awww for you to get off. Sorry I have more respect for myself then that. I might be seperated but, until I am divorced I am still faithful. Think it is stupid? Oh well your opinion. I am here for friends only and if that isn't enough then I don't know what to tell you. It is one thing to flirt but, you step over that line you will get blocked. Don't ask me to meet you somewhere for sex that will sure piss me off. If I wanted to have sex with you trust me you would know. Don't ask me for NSFW pics. I don't have any up for a reason. Its is for me and the special person in my life. If I wanted them up they would be up. I took them down along time ago because I got tired of hearing "can I see
Going Diet
ok here is the deal the reason i havent posted anymore pics is because i have gain 20 pounds in the last 3 months i got out of the Air Force i am going on my low carb diet to try and help me get back to 170 i am at 194 now. The diet is for about 3 days try to keep your carb intake to 25 grams and under and on your carb day eat a moderate amount of carbs but eat good carbs and absolultly no sodas of any kind drink water only you will lose so much more weight if you stay away from sugars. This diet keeps your metabolism burning and eat alot of protien it keeps you feeling full and you wont be hungry and no night snacking. I will give updates on my progress and i will post new pics when i loss the weight. If you wanna Know more about the diet just shout at me.
The Guys' Rules­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want
Needing Bombers
Hope to see u there,thanx alot Hippie will be use'n another account today thanx alot u will find me bombing today~! please cum help IF u can/want to* If U would be interrested in becumin a bomber please contact me by mail here and I'll give u details. week trial period before a morph but will get tags within 2 days Spirit warrior platoon Hippie Hope to C U~! Send mail to this account) ~Hippie~Raiders of K.O.W.@ fubar Here's will I will Be if U need me cum help a brother out,Click the like above and BOMBS away! thanx alot,Hippie Hope 2 C U there!
Passed
Free Coffin
A newspaper in St. Mary's, Maryland is offering a free coffin to the first person to kill themselves in a drunk driving accident over the holiday season. The editor's brother was killed by a drunk driver in 1975 and has been crusading against drunk driving ever since. It's a compelling message, though we wonder how effective it's going to be. Though we do hear Tony La Russa is an early favorite. Reading the guy's newspaper (St. Mary's Today) makes use wonder if he isn't a bit off. That being said, I'm sure most of us have lost people we cared about to drunk driving and hope that no one has to claim the prize
Fans
Anyone who is interested in having a booking agency help book their tour and make things easier for them contact me for info on where to send your press kits and check out Onetribe booking agency at http://www.myspace.com/groovetribe
The King Of Fubar
"KING OF FUBAR IS A GIVEAWAY I ENTERED, I AM NOT GIVING THIS AWAY BUT HOPING TO WIN IT.THATS WHY I ASKED FOR UR HELP. THE ONE WITH THE MOST COMMENTS WILL WIN THE vip FOR 3 MONTHS,NEXT IN LINE WILL BE A WEEKS BLAST THE THE LAST IS A BIG PIMPING GIFT/LADIES GET A WOMENDIAMOND NECKLESS/MEN GET DIAMOND RING! ~MY CONTEST~(I'm Entered) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1) ~ First ~*~ 3 MONTH V.I.P 2) ~ Second ~*~One Week Blast 3) ~ Third ~*~ Ladies Diamond Neckless/Mens Diamond Ring Contest/Giveaway ~Will Start December 30th * at 7:00 pm~ *Eastern Time* * * * * * * ~Will End At Januray 13th * at 7:00 pm~ *Eastern Time* ~I Sure Hope You Will Come Help Me As Much As You Possible~ ~My V.I.P Will Run Out 1-4-08 ~So I Really Need This Pretty Bad ~Will Post More As I Find Out Friends ~Let Me Start By Saying Thanks Very Much For Your Help And ALL Your Support In This And Will Owe All Who Helps Me Out With This And With Your Help I Can Win This~:) Your Friend Till The End~*~ ~Hippi
Upgrades Are Not Always Good.
Relationships Turned Electronic Category: Quiz/Survey Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a Distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in The flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, Such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed Undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes The system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but To no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ---------------------------------------------------------- Dear Desperate First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try To download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to insta
Q&a
"My entire adult life, I have gone out to all the places you're told to go to meet someone special. Nothing. I never even get asked out. It's like I'm invisible, and my life has wasted away because there's not a damn thing I can to do to 'make' someone want me. I'm no size 0, but I'm not an elephant either. I have a great personality (that one again!), but I can't get my friends to understand that I simply refuse to put myself through more pain and humiliation by going to a dance and never getting asked to dance. I feel like such a damned freak. Can you help me?" Shelby -- You're not a freak. Lots of people have this problem. Have you had someone review your online profile? Maybe it doesn't really let people know who you are. Going to a dance and sitting on the sidelines waiting for someone to ask you is a losing proposition for anyone. “Get your great personality front and center, where guys can see it.” Get your great personality front and center, where guys can see it. Go t
Vanessa's Head...(oh God)
Ok so i've desided that im going to go to theropy for like a week...cause yeah...i realy frickin need it.....in the last 6 months i've had...my grandma my aunt and best friends mom die,been robbed at my job twise and witnessed a suicide attempt along with getting in a nasty car wreck a week ago...so yeah i think i need it...lmao...good thing i still have my humor..just not sure if its insanity or what...lol...anyway...just puttin this out there....hopeing this year gets better.... So if i dont talk much thats a good hint as to why for now....... Now i dont want hate mail for this i think were all grown here.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ An Arab Woman Blues - Reflections in a sealed bottle... Who am I ? The eternal Question . Have not figured it out fully yet . All you need to know about me is that I am a Middle Easterner, an Arab Woman - into my 40's and old enough to know bette
Fubar Dictionary
fubar Dictionary Alerts – fubar generates audio and text alerts for the variety of member interactions. Turn up your speakers and keep track of your Alert Box to see what’s going on with your friend network. Alert Box – Your Alert Box is located on the top of your homepage and keeps track of all of your alerts. Avatar – a member’s main photo which is displayed on their profile. Block – Blocking a member prevents another member from messaging you, commenting on your page, bulletins, blogs, stashes, etc. The blocked member is also no longer able to rate your pictures or profile. Bouncer – Bouncers are volunteers from the fubar community who have been selected by fubar staff to help moderate and assist members with any questions they might have. All Bouncers have Orange colored name tags. BRB – Be Right Back Bulletin – A Bulletin is a message that can be sent to all of your Friends or all of your Friends and Fans. To send a bulletin, click on the MY BULLETIN BOARD link
Fubar Bouncing
The fubar bouncing is gettin ridiculous, im trying to surf the site and with every other click i got the bouncer pop up. its getting to be bullshit
Mr. Sell's Dragon
Mr. Sell’s Dragon Chapter 1 Mr. Thomas Sell had lost his hat and he was miffed about it. he'd missed his afternoon train and was forced to walk home from his job as an antique writings appraiser. the wind had decided Mr. Sell's hat would look better getting mucked about in the street, and so it blew it off his balding head. Mr. Sell chased his had for several dozens of feet when he passed a tiny used bookstore nearly swallowed by the two larger shops on either side of it. He was shocked because he thought he new every bookstore in the city. he glaced quickly towards his hat, which was steadily making it's way down the street, and then back at the shop, as if there were some actual decision to make as to which direction he should go. Mr. Sell smoothed down his severly thinning hair as he stepped, now hatless, into the small and dimly lit shop. a tiny, ancient looking man was inspecting a decent sized pile of dusty books and sorting them into three piles. the man looked up
What The--you Try To Help Out Your Daughter That Is 20 And With An A Baby And You Get No Respect For Anything You Do What Should You Do??
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Happy New Year
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Humans Bein
She put him out like the burnin end of a midnight Cigarette she broke his heart he spent his whole life tryn to forget, we watched him drink his PAIN away alil at a time, but he never cud get drunk enuf ta get her off his mind! Until the night!!!! he put that Bottle to his head and pulled the trigger!!! I had a friend once!! Her name Is Angie!! She is now and was a good Friend!! Not sure Y she did what she did but I still Love her !!!! I am Out!!! Love humans being!!!! LOL
Music
hey everyone come to my lounge and check it out and come chat with me. here the link to it thanks http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=54417 hey people i got 8 new videos in my stash if you like to leave a comment and rate them that be great. and if you like check them all out.
Who Is Up For A Drink While On My Cross Country Harley Trip In May?
Bad Luck
Poetry
Wish to Bleed I could straight throat an entire bottle while feeling sorry for myself, A broken heart is impossible to beat, Though I poison myself with every swallow, In prayers I see my maker at the end of that bottle And behold the pale white horse, and its rider is death, I suffer no more I take its last breath, Sicken to be by mornings light, I awaken my eyes yet still bare sight, I am no coward but I fear to live, As true poison is life, and it maketh my heart sick, May it no longer course its way through my veins, May it no longer run thick I wish to bleed. -Rod P. Stapleton I Long To How I long to hear the crashing of the waves with you, to hear the Pounding of them against the lava rock shore; Feeling the Tremendous strength and power, rushing In and Out forever more. How I long to smell the Sweet, Sweet delicate Flower, So fragrant, So dainty, So nice; filling the air I breath with its Sweet scent; No other floral bouquet will suffice.
Spicy Girls
I will be making some special Hot n Spicy Girls ID tags for the members. If theres a specific picture or color you would like, just leave a comment. Here's an example: I am starting my own girl group, if you want to join please send me an email. I will update and add you to the Hot n Spicy list! ~ If you need leveling we girls will be there for one another ~ If you need someone to talk to or some support or love we will be there ~ Contests will be held, for a 1 day blast, or even an award made by Kaci (myself) ~ Mainly this group is about girls who love to be freaky, and hot no matter the size and color. We love all girls!
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Battle Buddies
Battle Buddies By Anthony Hunt For all the ones that sent best wishes. For all who mailed tasty dishes. For all who prayed for me at night. For all that believe what I do is right. For all that thank me when I call. For those that think it's a burden at all. For those that reply to what i write online. For all who call themselves friends of mine. For all who have stood the test of time. For all who can't wait for my return. For all who have given me lessons to learn. For all that tell me be save and take care. For all who count the days til I'm there. For all who've ever given me a smile. For all who didn't lose touch all the while. For all who left me a happy memory. For all who never doubted the good in me. For all of my friends both past and present. For all of my strength is what they represent.
Head
Davweso's Thoughts
My Word Down W/free loaders Thinking: HUGE pat on the back! (I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!) Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their A _ S, doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistan
Contest
Ok, I ma in a contest for fuback. So if you can, please rate and comment my pic at [ fubar.com photo: 3162989907 ] For all those that rate, fan and add me to join the Fubar World Cruise. I will be out of town for a week for work,starting on the March 2nd and returning on the 8th. Not sure if i will have time to check fubar. I will check when i can. I will fan, add and rate everyone that joins the cruise as soon as I can. Sorry for any delays. To make sure I get your request, send a private message plus the friend request. I have notice that some time that not all the request come through for some reason.
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The War That Cannot Be Won...
When Is It Enough????
There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!" The second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: " I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again." So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in." The first man says" Ok, sure." The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man " Gee, you can be a bastard when you're pissed, Superman." A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and order
Family
Hi all I just want to full you in on a few things.Ive had to go be at my moms side. She has had a accident and has broke her hip in 2 places. She is due to go into surgery soon. So I will be gone for a while. Those of you who are staff in Wicked Sex Dreams I know you will do your best to keep the lounge running and get the numbers up. I have dropped the Player we had in there for now and have had the other one readded. I will get the other one back in due course. So im the Mean time Jen has full charge over the Lounge. I will try to check in when I can and keep you all upto date. So in off for now and will be back soon. Peace Love Respect Pappa
Wednesday Nite 01-30-08
To Everybody That Thinks I'm Angry Or Ignoring Them
Kids
What Is This World Coming To...
An unthinkable act -- a mother is accused of crimes against her own children. A man and woman accused of using the woman's kids for making child pornography will remain in jail for now. Carrie Wheaton and Roger Smith are currently being held without bond at the Dane County Jail ... The evidence was in Wisconsin, the alleged crime was committed in Illinois, and authorities were first alerted in Missouri. That's why the case is being prosecuted in Federal Court. Carrie Wheaton and Roger Smith are accused of using Wheaton's twin 6 year old girls to make child pornography. According to an affidavit filed in Federal Court ... It started when a detective in Missouri posed as a 13 year-old girl in an online chat room. A man later identified as Roger Smith sent the detective a link to his webcam, showing him masturbating. An agent with the Wisconsin Department of Criminal Investigation, or DCI, obtained a search warrant for Smith's home in the Town of Hollandale - in
Super Bowl 3rd Qt
Your kisses are sweeter, your body still tingling from your orgasm we lay there in each others arms. I kiss you and begin to laugh you say oh no what. Grinning i say don't worry. I begin kissing your neck again you feel my kisses wet as I begin kissing downward. Teasing my way down your belly as I kisses and nibble my way to your belly already it begins to flip as I lovingly make my way down your beautiful body not wanting to miss an inch. Moaning as I reach your clit you moan loudly as I begin to softly run my tongue in slow tantalizing circles. Sliding my finger slowly deep inside of you, moans of pleasure come from deep inside my tongue and fingers causing you to breath faster moan louder the tightening of you stomach tell you your close MMM you growl make me cum baby. I do as you ask, speeding up Teasing you inside and out it builds. You feel me circling harder on you clit my fingers sliding in and out faster and faster your there you feel it coming you grab my hair saying yes
My Fu-blocks And Why
Would You Let Her
My Other Blogs
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Tag Your It...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Weird/Random Facts 1. I like Peanutbutter and Potato Chip Sandwiches 2. I like to drink beer over mixed drinks 3. I have a cold 4. Snot is dripping from my nose 5. I wiped my nose 6. I like the color pink 7. But is not a gurlie gurl 8. Thinks Tiklin is sexy 9. Thinks Crazy is sexy too 10. But would sex Twisted_Fate up before anyone else OK now my buddies its ur turn next... Tag ur it... The Strange One@ fubar The Legendary AXL(scorpiogirl_242005's RL/FU hubby)(vp@looking glass)Devious Dungeon Enforcer@ fubar Razor{Dj Saberoph's Fu Wife}{Promoter For The Devious Dungeon}@
Moving!!!!
Just For Me
The Ramblings And Such Of An American Lesbian
just click on this image can u believe its all cello and no guitar??? WOW! UNFORTUNATELY I CANNOT COMMENT PEOPLE FOR A MONTH. IVE BEEN BANASHED B/C I POSTED A NSFW COMMENT IN A NSFW MUMM...ASK ME IF THAT MAKES ANY SENSE ANYHOO..I LOVE ALL THE COMMENTS THAT I DO GET SO DONT STOP SENDING THEM..I WILL FIND OTHER WAYS TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE WORLD OF FUBAR EVEN IF NOT IN A COMMENT PER SAY. I WILL STILL RATE /FAN/ADD AND SHOUT AS WELL AS POST MUMMS AND BLOGS TO LET YA'LL KNOW WHAT IVE BEEN UP TO. I APPRECIATE FRIENDS AND FANS THAT HAVE ACTUALLY TAKEN THE TIME TO B.S. WITH ME AND NOT PASS JUDGEMENT. ALSO I ADDED SOME NEW PICS...A STASH AND SUBTLEY REVAMPED MY PROFILE PAGE FOR ANYONE WHO WISHES TO CHECK IT OUT. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. UNTIL MY FINGERS MEET THE KEYBOARD..... GOOD DAY TO ALL
Hey Everyone!
Cdlofit Chat
My Danny Vaughn From Tyketto Photos
NOT TOO LONG AGO I USED TO WORK FOR WILDCHILDMAG.COM , THAT JOB GAVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY AND INTERVIEW OF A LIFETIME -- DANNY VAUGHN FROM THE BAND TYKETTO !!!!! THE MAN IS BLOODY GORGEOUS , THE PICTURES I AM ENLCOSING CAME STRAIGHHT FROM DANNY AND HIS NEW BAND VAUGHN , I WAS THE VERY FIRST PERSON TO GET THE PRIVILAGE OF THESE PHOTOS !!! MY INTERVIEW IS INCLUDED Thank you Danny for taking the time to do this interview !! Always a pleasure! ==== Tell me about your latest project ? -- There are a lot of thing going on right now. I co wrote the title track of Richie Zito's new album "Avalon", which was great fun as I haven't done anything with Richie since "Don't Come Easy". I've written a song with Spanish guitar shredder, Jorge Salan on his new cd, and I'm working with guitarist Davis Ramay in Brazil on a couple of tracks as well. Ever since making myself generally available to work on people's demos or recording projects, I've been able to experience a lot of new music from al
The Real Twilight
Some of my poetry; enjoy: scratch she never read the National Inquirer because she wasn't one of them those filthy crows all talons and shrieks. her fingers never curled around a knife, only a safety pin. no cigarette burns broken arms or black eyes, just a simple dotted line. one drop of blood would let her sleep. afterwards, she kissed the wounds shuddering to swallow her confession, her secret. delicious. ********** cancer torn by this prison chained by these walls never thought love was so raw burned by the ashes scorched by the flame ashes to ashes, rose colored dust perfection perfected cold naked truth you lie with deception i crawl with disease sick, dead and dying the cancer is lust ******************* soft baby let me soften you, to the point of disarray all laid line by line in chivalrys sickly glow o
Surprise!
Welcome Back!!!
I am so happy to see the Mummers that I knew and loved....Welcome back... Maybe mumming will be somewhat like it use to be. You make this site enjoyable.
My Baby
Day In A Life
St Patty Auction
Favorite Poems
You bring out the beast in me! Something about you, always ignites the hottest, most sensual passion deep, deep inside me! My feelings for you are wicked! Yet you also bring out the angel inside me, inspiring love and kindness, and all things good. Being with you is so heavenly that I feel as if I could sprout wings and kiss the clouds! Quite simply, you're my wickedly wonderful delight! You're my heaven and my blissful nights! You're my fire, and my greatest desire. You're red hot... and angelic white. You're simply dynamite! If my wish came true, I'd spend the whole day in bed with you. I love to imagine all we could do, if we made our erotic dreams come true! You're always there, in my dreams, and I'm wonderfully weak, savoring each of your moist kisses. My desire only heightens as your lips press against every inch of my flesh... except for that one spot, which I won't tell you about now. And I only ask that you'll touch me t
Friendship
Sad News
ummmm where to start. i am writing this with a heavy heart as my husband has passed away. no i am not jokin it is the truth. he had surgery yesterday and had a hard time in recovery but they still let him come home. and today he took his pain meds and layed down and never woke up. i tried to bring him back and so did the paramedics and the dr's at the hospital but it was to late he had been down for to long. i will be leavin his account open till the end of the month then i will delete it but i will still be here. goin to end this now thanks for readin this i guess i just don't know what to do right now. thanks berta lynn 13's wife just to let all of 13's friends know i will closin his fubar account this saturday april 5th after i get home from work. if any of you would like to keep in contact with me i will still be on fubar and love makin new friends!!! well i am gonna go for now cuz god knows 6:45 comes real early when u are sleepin good ~berta lynn~ 13's
Happy Birthday!
March 6, 1947 that's the day she was born. Maureen Kerri Fitzgerald. There were four girls and one boy. She being the oldest. Today is her 61st Birthday. She had Three children I being the youngest, the baby. I have two older brothers. She worked hard to raise us right. Honest, giving, thoughtful of others. She has six grand children, three boys and three girls. March 13th 2000 We lost mom today. In all the years of my life I could never remember the day my mother was born. Now I can, because she died exactly one week after her birthday. She was watching my girls up until she went to the hospital, always doing for others. March 17 2000. St Patty's Day, the day we lay my mom to rest. We are of Irish descent.Ironic, coincidence, or a sign. To lay her to rest on this day means something. My oldest brother and I are going to see her today. It'll be the first time I've been in over five years. We Miss You HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!!
We Should
The Purple Hat In honor of women's history month and in memory of Erma Bombeck who lost her fight with cancer. Here is an 'angel' sent to watch over you. Pass this on to five women that you want watched over. If you don't know five women to pass this on to, one will do just fine. IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER - by Erma Bombeck (Written after she found out she was dying from cancer). I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day. I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage. I would have talked less and listened more. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace. I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his y
Love Song
Marcius
Auction
We are at it again!! TinkerbellMN84, ~BABS~, and Charmed82 are up for auction in the same auction!! This time in ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞'s St. Patrick's Day Auction!! Come on and bid on us!!! We're waiting for YOU! YES YOU!!! IT RUNS FROM WEDNESDAY MARCH 12TH @ 10:00AM PST TILL SUNDAY MARCH 16TH @ 10:00PM PST, AND THE BIDS WILL CLOSE AT 5 PM FUBAR TIME TinkerbellMN84 ~BABS~ Charmed82
Searching
Searching... that's what I always do. Looking for someone to love. Unfortunately there is always a problem. Now that I found someone to love. Someone I can talk to. Someone that gets the meaning of my words. Now that I found my soulmate... the problem is the distance between us. Because I live in Belgium, and Nikki lives in Ohio. And that is too much distance to cover with my car... Like I said... There's always a problem
Jeff Hardy
The Jeff Hardy Saga continues… Filed under: Personal — on March 15, 2008 JR"S BLOG FROM WWE The fall out of the 60 day suspension of Jeff Hardy for a second violation of the WWE Wellness Policy is still making news. Sadly, Friday night, Jeff’s home in North Carolina burned to the ground and he lost essentially every thing he had and most sadly his dog. Losing an animal one is close to is just like losing a family member to many people and we just experienced that with the death of our 18 year old cat Molly who had to be put down after suffering a serious of strokes. Apparently Matt Hardy saw smoke coming from Jeff’s home on Friday night, discovered that no one was home, but arrived at the house too late to do any thing but watch it burn to the ground. These are challenging times for Jeff to say the least. Not only has he incurred his second strike with only one remaining before he would be terminated from the WWE, his situation has been underscored by the fact that his sus
Don't Tell Me
no. really I do know how I am I'm all messed up that's nothing new I don't know what to do or who to be or what you expect from me it really doesn't matter anyway you can scream at a wall until it breaks but in the end it's still broken, how do you change you? who is it that I have turned into it's not me it's not you god, please don't let it be them it must be them because I will wreck you and I will use you I don't know you please, don't go cause I am scared what if I really am who I came from I know I push you away what if it really is all my fault stay cause I am not me something has been taken from my quivering soul Love.
S2000
Well i have a honda s2000 2 seater convertable sports car. Working on it is so so fun. mods coming soon!!!
Happiest In Years
Rise
Rise Throw away The charade of your life Let the flame of my heart Burn away Your complacence tonight I command you to rise Wash away The decay of your life Feel the light of your eyes Find the way Through the darkness tonight Fearing no one Do you really think I covet like you do Come take me away Remove the fear from my eyes Feel the flame of my heart Burning away All conversation denied Hearing no one Am I precious to you now? Am I precious to you now? Now rise Turn away From the shame of your life Feel the light from my eyes Offering Consolation denied Fearing no one Do you really think I want it like you do Come take me away Remove the fear from my eyes Feel the flame of my heart Burning away All conversation denied Hearing no one Am I precious to you now? Fearing no one Saviors of my soul Am I precious to you now? Am I precious to you now? Now I cannot stop this Pure emotion Falling from my eyes You are vindicating
Death..
When my Grandfather died, the Shriners played Amazing Grace on the bagpipes as they walked from the tomb, it's probably the only moving thing about any funeral or viewing I'd ever experienced. In fact I don't remember anyone elses funeral, what a shame. Nowadays funerals are boring and don't celebrate the life of the person who has passed. Dead people deserve so much more then to be pumped full of chemicals, made up like a woman and put on display. Then we're unsanctamonously placed in the ground, taking up valuable real estate. Of course we'll have all our rings and jewelry on us...can you even fathom how many millions of dollars in jewelry, rings, watches and necklaces are in any given cemetary...what a waste. When I go, I don't want to be put in a suit and put on display in a coffin. I want all my friends to drag my body to the nearest Irish Pub and sit me up on a stool a la Weekend at Bernies. And then I want someone to take out my credit cards and open a tab
Fawning Flattery
Damn
Pictures
Just Read This
>Think its ok to boss a girl around?slap her around a few times and teach her a lesson? She's just a dumb "bitch" a "slut". style="display:none"/>No! Shes human being, a girl that deserves to be loved and respected. Not used and thrown out like a piece of trash. A "man" should NEVER hit a woman. /> And should never force his girl to have sex with him, thats not something you do to the person you supposedly love. style="display:none"/> So if you're aganist Spousal Abuse please repost this! And if you don't you're just cold at heart.br />
My Friends Are The Best!!!!!
Awesome Friend, My Friend
A Kiss In Time
When you press your lips slowly againest mying Softly inhancing every second With the feelings i hold deep inside Lotting two hearts connect For the very first time You look into her eyes And lot her know how Much you love her And how much you truelly care You watch the smile upon her face And finally your heart's can melt as one
Lets Help Her Out
I know that there are a lot of ppl wanting to get the spotlight, you can add me to that list...My VIP runs out in 3 days and I know it's impossible for me to make godfather before it does...So, I'm asking that if anyone would like to contribute to my chance at the spotlight before my VIP runs out and give me a chance at leveling before Friday It would be greatly appreciated...Thank you all in advance...Please while you're at it, pls hit up this awesome woman who made this for me...Natural_Witch AKA Tina OK EVERYONE WE SEE SHE IS NOT ASKING FOR MUCH WHATS A LITTLE FU-BUCKS GONNA HURT ANYONE LETS ALL PITCH IN A FEW AND HELP OUR GOOD FRIENDS GET THE SPOTLIGHT ITS NOT TO MUCH TO ASK . JUST CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND SEND A SOME LOVE IN THE WAY OF BUCKS . ~Natural_Witch~Fu-Owned by JWH *Club F.A.R.*(No Fan, No Add)@ fubar This message is brought to you by the ONE AND ONLY Tsisquo'ga ♥ Cherokee God Mama ♥ Club F.A.R~.D.S.C@ fubar (repost of original by '
Rayne's Random Ramblings
I'm suffocating with out your touch. I can't breathe when your not here. There's no air that I can find. My heart is over flowing. There is no where for love to go. I'm suffocating here. You are so far away. I need to see your smiling face. I need you every day. I can not breathe when you get mad. When I can not understand. I don't how to fix it. I can not hold your hand. I'm suffocating when you hurt. Feels like I'm dying deep inside. I don't know how to fix it. I can only use these words. I want to melt into your eyes... so soft and warm inside full of love and kindness a place that's safe to hide. I want to dive into your smile... feel your happiness enfold me feel your lips against mine let your laughter carry me I want to mold against your chest... Just listen to your heartbeat for while feel is reassuring up against my cheek forget the world, turn off the dial. I want to crawl into your arms... you'll protect me from the cold
Just My Life....take It Or Leave It
New Fam
These rules will change and be updated as we go along. 1) No drama. ZERO TOLERANCE for drama. 2) Fam business stays fam business. DO NOT discuss issues with non family members. This can and most likely will be grounds for immediate dismissal. 3) From CT on up there will be the right to kick from group. No permission needed from me. CTGirl, BlondePrincess and myself have FULL discretion on who to kick. All others will vote. Majority vote needed. 4) We are functioning in coordination with FuLuv Bomb Squad. Membership in that fam is NOT mandatory, but appreciated. They are a great fam and CTGirl is the owner and they have EXCELLENT members that LOVE TO BOMB. 5) Our room is Fetish Lounge. Be sure to subscribe and check in from time to time. 6) While we are NOT a bombing fam, we will contribute to other members when we can for their contests. 7) All original members will F/A/R one another. And new member will R/A/F everyone already a member. I'll do my nest ( along wi
So Sick
well ppl im sick as hell .. on salary and yet i have to work this weekend .. short shift but i feel like crap... the facility where i work has a shortage of nurses ... if wed stop firing them cause the DON is pissy then wed be much better off ... sorry to whine but ugh ... i need a vacation somewhere tropical and relax without a care ... any takers ?? I am having the worst day of my entire life ... i am sick to my stomach and cant eat .. preggers you ask ... hell no if only ... i am lost and i am feeling not good enuf ... do i make enuf money ... am i trying hard enuf ... will i be able to take care of things quickly enuf ... am i worthy ... maybe doing my own thing is the answer was the answer  - not of my choice ... maybe i am not good enuf to be the one... maybe i am just wishing and hoping for that unconditional thing ... is it really there or did i just see a glimpse of it ... made me want more ...  made me laugh and smile and sing again ... am i capable of being the person i am a
Double Standards
All of us on Fubar are very much aware of the whole NSFW issue...believe me, I appreciate the fact that Fubar is trying to spare the eyes of those who don't want to view questionable material, whether at work or not. I like the fact that when I see the NSFW notation, I can make the decision to view the item or not. I just think there's a little bit of a double standard when it comes to the issue of what is and is not acceptable. You can designate your pictures, blogs, and mumms as NSFW...great. Here's the problem. Even if you post a mumm that clearly does not contain any inappropriate content...say about something as harmless as what flavor of ice cream you should eat today...you do not have any control over what some of the people who respond to the mumm are going to say. Lately I have noticed that there are a huge number of people on fubar who seem to take pleasure in being extremely verbally abusive and hatefull or at the very least are unable to make any comment without swear
Sick And Tired Of Liars ....
You Cant Make A Woman Truly Happy!
I Smelled A Surfer Because Im A Ninja
This is funny, don't spoil the fun, and keep it going...........Type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the person that sent it to you. Pick the month you were born: January-------I kicked February------I loved March--------I karate chopped April----------I licked May----------I jumped on June ----------I smelled July-----------I did the Macarena With August--------I had lunch with September----I danced with October-------I sang to November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a snowman 6-------a gangster 7-------my mobile phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------my neighbor 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 1
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My Writings
Just sit there with your hatetred baskeling at the fact that it is all over. How bout you go and shoot yourself it would work alot better than having me do it . Just wait for the end to come so you can be judged by the person who turned his back on you for so long is that a god i think not he made us and figured that it would have been better without us here. All we do is kill and feed of the weaklys of the world to further desicrate your little fucking world and make you feel power but you are just a ant sittin on a anthill. Youre dead we have ruin this world there is no saving it and the children of the world will be the same way because that is all they see the killing the drugs and the hunger of death that we all long for we are waiting for the day of redemption. having the time of my life just kickin and trying to aceive happieness is my new goal in life just keep my friends close and fuck my enimems cause no one will bring me down now i am happy for once i have been dread
My Artwork
Just a collection of some of my artwork, old and new.
Her First Contest Wanna Be In It Heres How
Come join my Summer Contest! The first person to 10,000 comments win either a 3 day blast or a bling pack, and $100,000 Fubucks.Contest goes on for 3 weeks . All applicant's must add & rate me. **Rules** 1. Has to be SFW photo. 2. No Drama. 3. NO FAKE ENTREES. Don't join, if you're not going to try to win 4. You can choose which you are trying to win. Private message me with the link to the picture you want to use in the Contest and whether you want the bling pack or the blast. brought to you by: Jee-Zilla @fubar
Own Me
Bidding starts at 15 K Come own me for a month
Family
family Happy Mother's Day. I Probably won't get to see but a few of my babies today. My John, is probably lost to me forever. My Kristi, is probably not going to find herself any time soon. My Branda, is busy living her life and chasing her own babies. My Megan, she is busy in her own fairy tales. My three sweet young babies, Whitney , Leah and Hunter, will be busy puting smiles on my face. Sweet,but temporary ,are the joys of motherhood, Treasure them, because before you know it, you have to let them go. My father, who is not a very nice man, is in Houston for tests. While there they find an embolism the size of five fingers side by side in his stomach. Before the scheduled operation time it begins to rupture, they perform major surgery instead of a simple stunt. Now he will be there in icu for the rest of this week, and in the hospital for possibly two weeks. My mother calls and tells me this in 30 seconds flat, because she needs to call My sister and talk wit
Friends
Answer Me This
I'M CURIOUS.... IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better! BE HONEST!! COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship? 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you? 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 12.)Q. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? 13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in
Daily Rant
It seems like all I really do is work. I talk to a few different people, but after my 10,11,12+++ hour days, I usually just go home and go to bed. Social life? lol, that's truly funny. By the time I get done working, I don't really even feel like going anywhere. I hate staring at the PC too, when I get home that's the last thing I want to do. I guess I'm in a rut, and need a complete change. I even had an offer to go on vacation for a few days, that didn't pan out either, work conflicted. *sigh*. I'm really really started to be just unhappy about life and how its going. What to do, what to do? I know I need a change, just not sure what or how to get it done.
Why Women Are Abandoning Men
Grand Babies
Fu-angels
WHEN U JOIN THE FU-ANGELS LET THEM KNOW U R JOINING TEAM 2 ADN THAT THE COCO DIVA SENT YOU!!!! ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL! ? ? White Chocolate ? ? Wifey to ~Will~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ******JUICY DEE****** RedheadWitha6InchTongue
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Out Again
I Need Help!!!!!
OK yall I am in a contest to win a 3 month vip and i really really need help with it. I am currently about 9,000 comments behind the leader. The contest ends when someone reaches 40,000 comments on their pic. I have about 3000 right now and am begging for help. Please click on the link and give me as many comments as u can. If u leave me 500 or more i will do something extra special for u, if u leave me 100 i will do something nice for u, and if u leave me a few i will thank you. Message me letting me know how many comments u gave me and i will thank you accordingly. I really want to win this contest and i really need the help of all my friends on here to pull it off. Thank you yall luvs ya bunches!!! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1559624&albumid=1021614&i=4124049663&idx=15
Give Aways
Spolied, Spilled Milk
Jobs
So I recently got hired on at AMC theaters here in town! Not the best job.. but its some income for now! Perks of it is... FREE MOVIES no more paying! and discounts on the food heh... so I am not paying out my ass for food...
People In Contest
My Mind...
Scrutiny thru the lens, scrutiny with a trend, something I inhale, cancer I exhale, crying on a courasel, crying on a courasel, crying on a courasel, scrutiny thru the lens, scrutiny au contraire, munity enbarking on the fence, munity binging tense, something I inhale, cancer I exhale, something i inhale, cancer i exhale, crying on a courasel...
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Eerie Poem
D.a.n. Gossip
Save The Tata's
Drama
Today: My neighbor called me and asked me "Where is your mom?" and I told her "She's not here." and she asked me to get a hold of her and tell her to go to her house because it was an emergency. So I told my mom what my neighbor asked me to, but she had no way to get there so my step dad went down there. Right before he pulled out of the driveway the ambulance passed our house. I called my mom and told her that I heard sirens and then they passed. She told me to hold on because the neighbors was beeping in on the other line and when she came back she told me that our neighbors, neighbor(the house beside them) the guy that lived there, his wife left him and he set his house on fire and he had a gun and was threatening to shoot anyone that came near him. My dad left before he knew anything, so I walked outside to see if I could hear anything. I was on the phone with my mom the whole time and I heard a gun shot and started crying. At first we thought he was shooting the neighborho
New Onwer
Tribute To George Carlin
Home Invasion Part 2
My Music
My First Blog :p
Hey peeps, I know that this isn't something that everyone wants to know but I'm a poud mommy and love to share good news. Just here recently I have been potty training my daughter. It has been 3 days now and she has been peeing in the potty like a pro well just his evening she poop in the potty and I am so happy. She finally is gettng the hang of the whole potty thing. I am so proud of my daughter!!!! Sorry I just had to share the news. Later Hello I decided to post my first blog here. I sometimes blog alot but sometimes I make no real sense. I just like to type things off the top of my head just to clear my mind. Things have been so crazy here lately in my life. My past likes to come bight me in my ass. I can't seem to get away from it. I hate some of the stupid mistakes I have made but what was done is done. I can take it back and I can't change anything. I hate it when people like to continuesly judge me for what I had done. I am so tired of saying "I'm Sorry" to the same people
Who´s Most Sexy? Vote!
NINE INCH NAILS
Jet Auction
Dean
We sit and we type and we stare at our screens, We can't help but wonder what all of this means. With mouse in hand ...we roam through this maze, On an infinite search...lost in a daze. We chat with each other, we type all our woes At times we'll band together to gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody, to type out our name We want recognition, but it is always the same. Soon friendships are formed - but - why we don't know, But some of these friendships, will flourish and grow. We give kisses and hugs, and sometimes we'll flirt, In IMs we chat deeply, and reveal why we hurt. Why is it on screen, we are so easily bold, Telling our secrets, that have never been told. The answer is simple, it is as clear as a bell, We all have our problems, and need someone to tell. We can't tell real people, but tell someone we must So we turn to our 'puters ...and to those we can trust. Even though it sounds crazy...the truth still remains, Most of my "friends" h
Poems
Find my feelings found you out it's to late you ripped them out. Made me suffer felt the pain how is it that I get blamed? You took from me all I had the love I felt hurt so bad. I can't pretend that it's ok my souls aflame it burned away. The screams are silent but filled with hate I guess that this is our fate. Find these feelings found you out it's to late they've been ripped out. I'll not suffer all this pain it's your turn now to feel the blame. All your use it fades away my worlds consumed by endless grey. All this hate lets me see red your blood spills out and you are dead. Your pain mounts up it's feeling worse I feel as though I'm fucking cursed. Yet you can't see the reason why even in your own demise. I'm tired of all the shit demeaning words and getting hit. You mock me saying we need to split well fuck it then this is it. Tear you open with my mind still I can't see you inside. I see why the love has died it was like you never tried. Found the feelings pushe
Life
Paddy AKA Sam@ fubar Not everyone can understand The soldier will die on demand . Though never saying his goodbyes The soldier will fight till he dies .. He will fight for our freedom to be Even when we disagree ... While some lounge around and have a beer The soldier will fight on, through sheer fear .... While we may never forgive Think of the soldier, and what he¡¯s prepared to give ..... So bear in mind when you pray There¡¯s a soldier giving his life away Paddy AKA Sam He loved his beer, and Morgans spicy Rum and his car. He like good cheese and fine wines but only on Tuesdays. And He enjoy shooting things with a BFG, most of his weekends were spent shooting animals that were stupid enough to sit still for 2 seconds. He loved to tear up the dance floor and make a prat of himself, he did enjoyed it, made us have a good laugh! He will be greatly missed What Do You Like More..... the diffrence between a soilder and you There is discipline in A Soldier you can
Best Friend
Tag
Instructions...... (I was tagged by Raider) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I once juiced in my ex-wife’s hair while she slept… can you say “get some payback?” 2. I dropped out of school in the 9th grade. 3. I’m infatuated with reading; in effect, I have perhaps 30 or so books opened and bookmarked allover the house, you best not fucking move a one, either! 4. What business is it of yours where I'm from, friendo? 5. When I urinate, I have a thing about (with one hand) rubbing the back of my head while steering with the other hand. No road maps here baby! 6. When I was all but 15, I took advantage of my friend’s drunken mother. I am in no way glorifying; th
When U Found Me
When I was looking for you, You found me first. When I was upset, You cheered me up. When I was laughing, You were there to share it with me. Why did you do all those things for me, When I am just a friend? That is what I am to you, right? Whatever you did, You made me feel like the HAPPIEST soul ever! Then, my heart melted, melted into your hands. I belong to you now! I will always treasure, the word you created for me, the short and simple word 'up' that you had always used to make me smile, whe I was frowning GOODNESS, I LOVE YOU! ISNT IT OBVIOUS?!
Random Stuff
mostly everyone after watching this video says they will stand up, but if you were in his shoes would you really stand up i know i would there is no greater feeling than the feeling of God's love its like being in love but 1000x more Get Your Own! | More Flash Toys
Downrater Strikes Again!!!
This BETCH rated me a 4...Sorry, but cough, chick must not have a mirror in her house...For those of you who may want to show her the ahem, love right back click her pic below...I gave her the downraters salute lol...Yeah yeah, I realized I spelled it wrong lol SexiMexi@ fubar
Rooster
The Rooster is the strutting peacock of the Chinese Zodiac! These quick thinkers are practical and resourceful, preferring to stick to what is tried and true rather than taking messy, unnecessary risks. Roosters are keenly observant. It's hard to slip anything past a Rooster, since they seem to have eyes in the backs of their heads! This quality can lead others to think the Rooster is psychic, but that's not generally the case; instead, this Sign enjoys a keen attention to detail that makes it a whiz at anything requiring close analysis. Roosters make great lawyers, brain surgeons and accountants, to name a few of this Sign's possible occupations. Above all else, the Rooster is very straightforward and rewards others' honesty in kind. Roosters aren't shifty or cagey and have no interest in hiding behind a facade. They are the proverbial open book, telling the truth and keeping their word. If you show your hand, the Rooster will respect you for it. This kind of trusting behavior can
Daddy I Wish You Would Be Here....
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A Place To Let Go
You are home alone. You take your dog out for a walk and when you come home your door is ajar. You are nervous but you enter. You hear nothing, so you move into your living room. Looking around and still hearing nothing you dismiss the door as your own mistake. You move to your kitchen and get a drink of water. The dog runs to the bottom of the stairs. You move next to her and listen. Still silence. You start up the stairs, slowly, one at a time. Halfway up you hear a slight creak, you stop, your heart is pounding. You move slowly up the rest of the stairs. At the top of the stairs you stop and listen, again, silence. You have a mixed feeling of fear, and anticipation. You move toward your bedroom and notice the light on. The door is also ajar. You seem to remember turning the light off. Slowly you move to push the door open. Your bedroom looks as if there is nothing out of place. Your fear subsides as you move to the dresser to pul
Love Is Not A Simple Word
One thing I am having problems with is how easily the words “I Love You” are used.. I hear them often, some who say it I believe are sincere, others I feel use it when they mean they feel lust for me or are just infatuated. I am sure they all mean it at the time they say it, and believe me, I don’t want to insult anyone by saying that they aren’t telling the truth. I wrote the following to those who say that they love me. You say that you love me, but why.. You know my face, you have even seen my body, but it takes more than that for love. Do you know my joys and my sorrows, my hopes and fears. Do you know of the battles I have fought and those I won and those I have lost. Do you know my dreams of the future, and my nightmares from my past. Do want to be my friend, or just my lover. Are you willing to take time to learn all the things that make me a unique and special man.. Are you willing to take the time for me to learn all the things about you that make you a unique and s
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Hurt
I loved you more than anything and thought you loved me too. But I was just a fool. I can't believe I was really going to marry you on July 22nd.. What the hell was I thinking!! If all you wanted was a piece of ass you didnt have to do me like this.. You didnt have to say you loved me. and i was the one. you didnt have to lie and say you would never hurt me. You couldnt even be man enough to tell me it was over. you just changed ur myspace page and ignored me.. Thats what hurt the most.. You have just left me wondering!! What did I do that was so wronge!! i never cheated..i never lied.. i did every thing could. you write all this stuff about being truthful and wanting love and play off like you are this real MAN.. but the truth is ur just a scared little boy. i love you but hate you soooo much!!!!
Vacation :d
Heya! So I'm leaving in about 20 minutes for a weeks vacation in Florida! Don't get all sad and teary eyed (like Fishinrod). I'll be back July 22nd which is my birthday. Just in time for everyone to shower me with gifts and fake beer! WOOT!!!! I'll miss everyone bunches!
Help My Friend! Dj Tongueu2 Needs To Level For A Bet... Calling All My Friends!!
OMG what have I done¡¦.In a race for the finish Ok made a crazy bet on who levels first with a friend and I can use all the help I can get STOP BY AND SHOW ME LOTS OF FU LUVIN PWEEEASE* By xxerigonxx at 2008-07-17 Just click on the link below say HI and have some fun
Please Help A Friend
Alone
alone and lost within my own mind.i dont know what to do to make myself feel fine. words that broke me when i was growing up now in bedded in my mind all i every want to do is cry even when i look into my baby boys eyes, the only reason i go on is because of simon logan and jake with out them i would never be awake
Words Of Wisdom Through The Ages
Language #5: Physical Touch Many mates feel the most loved when they receive physical contact from their partner. For a mate who speaks this love language loudly, physical touch can make or break the relationship. Sexual intercourse makes many mates feel secure and loved in a marriage. However, it is only one dialect of physical touch. Many parts of the body are extremely sensitive to stimulation. It is important to discover how your partner not only physically responds but also psychologically responds to these touches. It is important to learn how your mate speaks the physical touch language. Some touches are irritating and uncomfortable for your mate. Take the time to learn the touches your mate likes. They can be big acts, such as back massages or lovemaking, or little acts such as touches on the cheek or a hand on the shoulder. It’s important to learn how your mate responds to touch. That is how you will make the most of this love language. All marriages will experience
Good Men Are Hard To Find
Funeral
Last Day!!
THIS IS THE LAST DAY TO BID ON ME IN SUBLILSLAVEGRRRLL'S AUCTION!!! COPY THE LINK AND OWN ME! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=33820&albumid=1117535&i=299974010&idx=15
Level Help?
I Know Better!!!
Thinking Of You
Help Me Out
Ok people.... Help me out here, not quite understanding this whole blog thing. What it is exactly? From what I gather by reading other peoples blogs it seems to be alot of hot air about nothing. Peoples personal experiences and ideas. I'm thinking it's kind of like a sound board...am I correct in thinking that? Is that what blogging is for? I'm new to this and would love to learn.
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Juju Bug
AT 2 AM CENTRAL TIME A VERY CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE WENT INTO A COMA. SHE WAS IN A WRECK SATURDAY AND THINGS JUST GOT WORSE. ALL I AM ASKING IS FOR YOU ALL TO PLEASE PRAY FOR HER.. TY ALL IT MEANS ALOT TO ME.. WE LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU JEWLS AKA JUJU
Life
My Friends Rock!!
Life!!!
I am on my to start my vacation and party with friends. I can't wait, it has been a hard last year. I have lost so many people in the last year that I think it is time to go and have fun. See everyone when I get back.
Well Auctioning Of 2 Blings If Want Them :)
Figured someone needs 2 fu blings and if want them then bid on , I will make a folder in my pics called fublings auction so go bid and win. it will have 1 fu bling and then another pic of the other bling. So if want both gonna have to win them :) Thank you for taking time to read!! love to friends and family :) Here is the first bling up for auction Here is the second up for auction Good luck have fun bidding it will start at 10k
Need Help Leveling Up?
Are you close to leveling and would like some help? We would like to help you get to the next level. Do you got less then 20K to level, have 150 pictures non ripped and over 50 stash? You are required to fan, rate and add all that help. You must be online to get help. Please leave a profile comment with the amount needed to level and we will help you. G-SPOT LEVELERS FAMILY™©~@ fubar THIS IS ANOTHER BOMB A$$ FAMILY THAT HELPS YOU LEVEL UP. THIS FAMILY HAS HELPED ME ALOT IN THE PAST. I THINK OF THEM AS MY BROS & SISTERS. I HAVE KNOWN BOOBOO 4 A LONG TIME, SO SHOW HER LUV ALSO. SHADOW LEVELERS..@ fubar THIS IS ANOTHER NEW LEVELING FAMILY. BE SURE 2 ADD/FAN/RATE THEM ALSO. Thunder&Lightning Levelers-formerly Club Mystic@ fubar

I Got A Visit From The Girls Today!
Liz's Hh
The Demon's Playground
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Wanna Own Me???
Check out John's Gold Medal Auction! Stop by and place your bid to own your very own KCPilar69! Be sure to rate the pics too! Dirty Diana - Michael Jackson
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Little Tommy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless. "Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts. "Well, son," she says, "These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven." Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off, quite satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. "Mommy, Mommy, help Aunt Jenny is dying!" "What do you mean?" his mother says. "Well, she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her balloons out. Dad's trying to blow 'em up for her and she keeps yelling, God, I'm coming!" HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 - Laughing eyes 4 - Well-shaped legs 4 - Loving arms 2 - Firm milk containers 2 - Nuts 1 - Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 - Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixin
Freedom Of Choice
Typhoon And Kitty
Seeing Value And Specialty In Every Person
In The Deep Dark Nights~
This I Promise You
Silent Hill Insanity Theater
Narrator Wrote: Today on Popup Xiaolin Showdown.... WHAT?!? Is this right?! Narrator Wrote: D and Kuro go off to find the church and see what evil is being forced upon the people. Narrator Wrote: Meanwhile in another part of town, the potty zombie makes a break for it. Narrator Wrote: Things get crazy in the kitchen as Wolf and Adene realize there's only one cup of coffee left in the pot. Narrator Wrote: Kuro and Maes give an ultimatum to the potty zombie after they wrestle him back into his bathroom prison. Narrator Wrote: It's good to know everything is under control, and once again the day is saved! Thanks to The Powerpuff girls! Oh hell, w
Just Stuff
fi yuo cna raed tihs yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy it dseno mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? I cry for the time that you were almost mine I cry for the memories Ive left behind I cry for the pain the lost the old the new I cry for the times I thought I had you If I miss u its cos I love u. If I love u its cos I understand u. If I understand u its cos I share with u. If I share with u its cos I trust u. But if I remember u then its cos I dont want to forget u. Pain is the
Drama
my friend is hurting and therefore i am too-see she's been hurt alot recently and i am always there for her as she is for me-forgive me if this blog is an angry one because well i am-you see she came to me and told me about this scenario of a great guy wanting to meet her-he even put a counter on his page till he met her!! she told me she thought this would be like the rest and was a bit skeptical at first but when i heard all that he did i told her to believe both in people and in love-of course she listened to me being her best friend but what the hell do i know-once again she is hurting-if only i had let her be she wouldnt be hurting-i guess i shouldnt have believed in it myself-i thought this would be different a man who would help her build her heart back to what i remembered it to be-a man who would help her with her blueprint and the renovating of the cracks in her heart-i thought he would help mend those with some plaster and make a new and better room for her in her heart-now
Hiring Djs In Rebels Hideaway
Help me win hit me in the sb for info I am now hiring if you are interested please let me know http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=60687
Black Cat
So Over It The Liberal Media
somewhat political in nature, - not meant to offend, delete it now if you don't want to here me rant.Very good John.they probably do not teach this in many schools -- especially colleges -- skip the democrats vs. republicans and concentrate on the message!! we do war when us and others need help -- period. usually a democracy will not last more than 500 years if that. we are over 200 and counting. do you think at the rate we are being governed we will make 300 years??? the people have allowed our own government to become our commanders instead of our servants - which is what their jobs are all about -- serving the needs of the people and our nation.. sorry - had to get it off my chest It Might be a good idea to keep This Circulating ! John Glenn (DEMOCRAT) said this ----- It should make us all think a little: There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January.In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January.That's just one American city, abou
I Need Some Advice Please
Sexy Mama
Trip
Halloween History More than 2,000 years ago, October 31st was a day to be feared by the Celtic people who lived in what is now England, Ireland and France. For them October 31st was The Festival of Samhain, which marked the end of the year and the end of the harvest season. It was their New Year's Eve. Why all the fear? Because it was believed that during the evening of this harvest festival the Lord of the Dead, Samhain, would allow the dead to return to earth for a few hours. To hide from these evil spirits many people donned masks - the more gruesome the better - so the spirits would think they were not mortals but other evil spirits and pass them by. Grotesque masks of all sizes and shapes were made from animal skins, animal heads and anything else the Celts could find and use. Costumes were also incorporated in this ceremony. The wilder the costume, the more frightening it would be to ward off the evil spirits. Bonfires, in honour of the sun god, were bu
Angeleyes' Rambelings!
"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them." OK so it's a quote that I stole. But think about. Maybe some of us are really wild at heart and are ment to be that way. Maybe we don't need to "settle down" we need someone to keep up with us. Now I"m not saying that TV shows or movies are the Bible. But maybe, just maybe they throw out tidbits that can be applied to everyday people's lives. I look around and I see happy people. I see people who are "settled down" and they are happy. I want to be happy but I don't want to have to change me. I don't want to be the person in a few years who wakes up and sees that everything that they have ever wanted is gone. Who they are is gone. I don't want to have to give up me to be a them. I want to have a family. I want a meaningful relationship with someone. I want all that. However, I can't change who Iam anymore. I won't change who I am. Cause to quote
Please Help Me Lvl
/> HAPPY HOUR ALERT!!! AUTO ELEVEN'S ALERT!!! THIS BADASS MAN WILL BE ACTIVATING HIS AUTO 11'S AT 2PM FU-TIME 4PM CST 5PM EST. HE WILL ALSON HAVE A GLORIOUS HAPPY HOUR AT 4PM FU-TIME 6PM CST 7PM EST. SO WHAT BETTER THAN TO GO RATE AND MAKE A NEW FRIEND!!! SO ADD/RATE/FAN HIS CANDY ASS AND MAKE A NEW FRIEND. HELL EVEN BLING HIM IF YOU CAN I KNOW HE WOULD APPRECIATE IT AND RETURN THE LOVE IN ANYWAY HE CAN. SO JUST ONE CLICK BELOW AND START RATING!!! THIS BULLY BROUGHT TO YOU IN PART BY... FUBAR...ERROR: SORRY YOU'RE RATING TOO FAST!!! AND BY... Z??kS™~ThE hEaD bAnGeR oF hEaDs @ PyRoTeKnIcS~@ fubar (repost of original by 'Z??kS™~ThE hEaD bAnGeR oF hEaDs @ PyRoTeKnIcS~' on '2009-02-02 11:14:47') (repost of original by 'Ðj }‹êññý }‹êñ @ (-).().Ë.~®/£ ߃ äñ ƒü mä®®ìêÐ †ð Ðäñì~®.®' on '2009-02-02 11:15:45') (repost of original by 'Z??kS™~ThE hEaD bAnGeR oF hEaDs @ PyRoTeKnIcS~' on '2009-02-02 11:30:01')
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Up 4 Auction
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This is my very first time across the chopping block so be sure and show lots O lovins' http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1476975&albumid=1245387&i=4008314553&idx=6
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My Trick Or Treat Bag
Let's play, shall we? I have my bag for candy and treats if I was to tap on your door what would my bag recieve,what would you put in there? Anything goes!! Ever wonder what you would recieve? We are all grown up now and the costumes are inviting for the most part.Wonders what I would look good in,any help would be appreciated. Dare to trick or treat my bag..
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My Family
To My Wife I just want to say that I love you very much and not a day goes by where I don't thank god for you. you are the reason I smile and the reason you brought our beautiful daughter into this world healthy and smart. I have never met a woman like you. you keep life and OUR marriage amazing everyday. through the darkest days and the sunniest I can always depend on you. I can count on your love being there when I wake up. Through whatever decision we make together or what differences we have it brings me closer and closer to you. Wherever the future takes us you can always know that I love you and will always be there when you need me. To My Daughter I just want to say daddy is very proud of you. you make life just as fun as your mommy does. When you came into this world I cried so hard. I know sometimes it was rough and I didn't always do the right things during the holidays but, I want you to know I love you so so much. you are beautiful like your mommy and you always have m
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Exs And People
iam tire of people not knowing what they want it really pisses me off i really hate when people go back with there exs then bitch abount the way they treat them or that they been dump so easily by them or that they been hit lied or cheated on why you think we called them a ex useily means they did something bad to you to be called that and what makes me sick is when you are nice to them they pass you by like your just there to make them feel better people dont no what they want i lost a great friend last night the fucker was stupid i known him for about as long as high school was friends i try to help him the best i could get him away from his parents becuse they treated him like shit and his gf cheated on him so i thought we could go out to the bar or something witch was a bad thing to do and was not thinking clearly for i have been drinking already haha so ya anyways here she was at the bar that same night and everything was fine tell he seen her they started yelling and
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My First Auction...help Me
Hey Everyone, I am in my very first auction!!! Come check it out!! I have a lot to offer!! You won't be sorry if you buy me for a month!!! **Click the link below to take you to the auction** This is a NO Fubuck auction. Bids of Tickers, Blasts, VIP's, Bling Packs, and HH's only. While your there, stop by and fan, rate and add the Host & Hostess of the auction Jake & Jamie. This bully brought to you by me!! "Kimmie" ~~~Twilight Leveler~~~READ ABOUT ME !!!!COME BID ON ME!! (repost of original by '❤JAmîξ £¥Ññ❤R/L Fiance'of Jakξ The §Ñakξ~Proudly Owned by Anna' on '2008-12-03 12:53:50')
December 12th '08
This is my first blog on here technically. I've have written some when I had an account on here a while back ago before my last relationship. I've write blogs on Myspace but not consistently. It depends on how much I have to say and if I feel anybody will read them. I guess I should write some stuff on what makes me, me. I'm pretty much always changing as a person. Most of who I am has been like this since I finished college. I am serious when it comes to having a girlfriend. Probably too much when it gets pretty in depth. At first, I try to remain aloof as much as I can without coming off like a jack ass. I don't like to push all my chips into the pot on one person unless I know its going the same way. Like I meant, I know whoever I run into be it on here or in person, they talk to other people. Its a given and I wouldn't want to talk to someone who lives in a shell. Its not the type of person I am nor would I want to date that type. I don't have any real necessiti
Caresses Of The Nite
The feel of your lips,a caress and light touch.A feeling within,I've held onto too much.Just a thought,a whisper, a teaseMakes me smileand beg "Take me please."You smirk as your eyesstare deep into mine,And your fingers tickleall down a lineStraight to the center,to where pleasure lies."Please, take me now,"I beg with hands tied.Your a tease as you tickleYou please as you goYou grab a firm hold,as I moan, from below.Another caresssends chills down my spineMaking me squirm,seemingly moaning in time.A nibble, a bite, a grasp and pinchI moan, you think "Well, this is a cinch."My voice looses itselfas you tickle and tease.My mind draws a blankand I grow weak in the knees.You draw yourself over meI'm not able to touch.I can't help but think,"This is too much."I draw my head up,trying to kiss your sweet lipsBut you pull awaynot allowing this kiss.You whisper, I moanyou lick as I groan."Now, don't stop now!"You pull yourself back,not allowing my touch.Your in control,and I love this so much.D
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add me in my yahoo!!! mecristina_14@yahoo.com ill be waitin... i need someone talk lets know each other.
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Campaign For Liberty
The good life @ Yahoo! Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBoFVoGA4nk "Americans inherit from our ancestors a glorious tradition of freedom and resistance to oppression. Our country has long been admired by the rest of the world for her great example of liberty and prosperity—a light shining in the darkness of tyranny. But many Americans today are frustrated. The political choices they are offered give them no real choice at all. For all their talk of "change," neither major political party as presently constituted challenges the status quo in any serious way. Neither treats the Constitution with anything but contempt. Neither offers any kind of change in monetary policy. Neither wants to make the reductions in government that our crushing debt burden demands. Neither talks about bringing American troops home not just from Iraq but from around the world. Our country is going bankrupt, and none of these sensible proposals are even on the table. This destructive biparti
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I've noticed a lot of people, only having like one picture, available, and the rest are private. What's the point in having 1 available picture? It's actually quite stupid.
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Everybody's So Damn Sensetive
Why is every body so damn sensetive? "OMG SHE JUST SHOWED THE BEGINNING OF HER CLEVAGE CRACK! THAT IS SO NSFW!" or "OMG ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS FUCK! IS THAT ALL GUYS EVER WANT TO DO?" first off, this is an adult sight, if somebody wants to show a picture of them getting fisted, LET THEM. its their business. second, yes I fuck most of the time that I am awake and not at work. You dont like it you dont have to look at my page. and if I try and strike up a conversation with you, dont go bitchy on me immediatley. just say hey, dont want your cock. and at that point I can take a hind and piss off. Its not that hard. Ok I feel better now. Stop being so damn sensitive you yuppy fuckers.
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Hi all fubarians!! This amazing woman had her profile deleted. So now I wanna ask for your help to get her back to were she was. She is now 20K away from assasin. Please show her some mad fubar love. Just click the pic below. Scorpioqueen61@ fubar This bulletin brought to you by *Annipoo the Norwegian Goddess * @ fubar
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The Poem That Fits How I Feel
YOU HAVE TO ADD RATE AND FAN THE OWNER OF THE ACUTION TO BID ON ME THANKS HAPPY BIDDING!! COPY AND PASTE THIS TO SEE http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1350648&albumid=1439333&i=2114220937&idx=35 I am a woman. At times even a lady. And at any time, a willing,passionate, talented partner in bed. I also like to be held and talked to During those lonely hours of the night When i feel so alone in the world, crying into my pillow. There’s never anyone to hear me or to care. Maybe i should become the kind of woman men seem to like: A perfect 38-24-36 and the type To simper and flirt and act dumb for a man. But that isn’t who i am, and i will not be that kind of woman. Or accept the man who wants me that way. Still, nights like tonight the loneliness is overpowering. I begin to doubt in the kind of woman i am. I wonder when, if ever, there will be that man Who can appreciate me and see into my heart and soul And realize the loneliness lurking there. With the need and abil
War Within My Mind
  Instructions......               Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.         1. I can't eat mash mellows, gummy bears, soggy corn flakes, jello and the like, I have a bad gag relex ever since I was a kid :/   2. I had a dream that went on for 2 weeks..   3. I help delivered a stranger's baby @ 2 am 3 years ago :) ..   4. I have not eaten bread in over 5 years..   5. I have not gained any weight ever since I was 19 so I wear the same size undies :)   6. I have a rare blood type, so I can't give blood or get..   7. I still have a T-shirt I have owned since I was 8 years old, I still have it and don't know why..   8. I hate TV, I watch tv prob 25 times for the
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If You Can't Beat Them Join Them
Wait?!  Stalking? Is browsing profiles on this frivolous site considered stalking? I presume that stalking is being done by other ways, fake pages and faceless profiles. So to make it clear.... if I didn't want you to know that I have visited your page in order to stalk you darling fubarians... I would have made a fake profile, like so many others have done in the past. Cheers,   KF I guess I am in the mood to set something on fire. If not the house then it might as well be you.   We are both riding in the carI don't know where we are goingWhen the wheel is in your handsYou always have to surpriseI can't stop looking at your face in the mirrorAnd you feel every movementSending a touch to my lipsWe are both riding in the carYou tell me it's going to be a long roadAnd I can fall asleepAnd after you will tell me all that happened to meI am not sleepingCounting stars through the holes in the blanketAnd with a cigarette in your mouth you sing with the radioA love songKiss me hardKis
Mine
I pretend that I'm glad you went away these four walls close in more every day And I'm dyin' inside And nobody knows it but me Like a clown I put on a show The pain is real, even if nobody knows And I'm cryin' inside And nobody knows it but me Why didn't I say The things I needed to say How could I let my angel get away Now my world is just a tumblin' down I can see it so clearly But you're nowhere around The nights are lonely, the days are so sad and I just keep thinkin' about the love that we had And I'm missin' you And nobody knows it but me (Music, hmm...noone knows) I carry a smile when i'm broken in two and i'm nobody without someone like you i'm tremblin' inside and nobody knows it but me i Lie awake it's a quarter past 3 i'm screamin at night if i thought you'd hear me yeah, my heart is calling you and nobody knows it but me How blue can I get, you could ask my heart Just like a jigsaw puzzle it's been torn all apart A million words
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Proud To Be White?!
WHITE This is great. I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is. Proud to be White Michael Richards makes his point... Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point. This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points... Someone finally said it... How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman' ... and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you... so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro Col
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Pu$$ycat Fund
Hey fam!! We've been trying to keep the VIP on the home page but it's beginning to be a little much cause theres only certain people doing it. We would also like to start running some contests for the fam but it's gonna require funds to do this so we have purchased a reloadable mastercard and opened a paypal account with it. It is not REQUIRED to give money but all donations will be appreciated. The only people with the account info will be Breed, Damien and Smack Daddy so we won't run into any issues about missing money. There are 4 ways to add money to the account: 1. Via paypal transfer. Just log into your paypal account click send money and enter the account email which is pussycatsplaymates@yahoo.com 2. MoneyGram® To find a MoneyGram location near you, call 1-800-MONEYGRAM or visit the Web site. At the MoneyGram agent location, complete the blue MoneyGram ExpressPayment form with the following information: * Receive Code: 4941 * Company Name: H&R Block Emerald P
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Poem
Happy Birthday to me i wish i was dead I'm nothing I'm sorry for it all the smell of suicide is in the air tonight it's in the wind Happy Birthday to me i wish i could turn back time regain innocence fallow my intention through this time Happy Birthday to me, Alyssa happy is gone darkness and depression has sunk through anger is here I'm broken way more than you think Happy Birthday to me..... what happened to the life i had i can't find who i used to be Happy Birthday.....I'm now 17. ist es o.k., dass ich sage, dass ich Sie liebe? ist es o.k., erschrockenen im zu sagen? manchmal wünsche ich, dass Sie hier waren mich durch meinen gebrochenen Traum zu halten zu helfen, meine Flügel zu heilen ich bin so hart gefallen ich weiß nicht, was folgend ist ich wünsche, dass Sie hier waren mir zu sagen, dass Sie mich lieben mir zu sagen, dass Sie sich sorgen. wenn Zeiten hart wachsen, weiß ich, dass Sie dort sein werden weil ich rechtzeitig weiß Sie werden derjen
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Still enough Although I know you're not begging Still as the thoughts running through your mind Still enough Although I know you're not begging Give me a reason to make you mine I will devour you Take all the pain away I cannot stay my hand From reaching out so that I can Empower you For all eternity It seems to ease my mind To know that you've brought Meaning to my life Had enough Although I see you're not running Still are the thoughts running through your mind Dead to love The path that you are now taking Show me the reason to make you mine I will devour you Take all the pain away I cannot stay my hand From reaching out so that I can Empower you For all eternity It seems to ease my mind To know that you've brought Meaning to my life Run, to where the smallest ray of light will never find you Run, to where you will not need to shield your eyes Run, away from all the soulless, heartless fiends who hound you Run,
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AMEN to this. This is outstanding.. Luke AFB is west of Phoenix and is rapidly being surrounded by civilization that complains about the noise from the base and its planes, forgetting that it was there long before they were. A certain lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big pat on the back. Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke AFB wrote the local paper complaining about a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her day at the mall. When that individual read the response from a Luke AFB officer, it must Have stung quite a bit. The complaint: 'Question of the day for Luke Air Force Base: Whom do we thank for the morning air show? Last Wednesday, at precisely 9:11 A.M, a tight formation of four F-16 jets made a low pass over Arrowhead Mall, continuing west over Bell Road at approximately 500 feet. Imagine our good fortune! Do the Tom Cruise-wannabes feel we need this wake-up call, or were they trying to impress the cashiers at Mervyns early bird special?
Freakin Tanzie Made Me!!! That Sexy Thang!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm Faithful 2. I like pistachios 3. I hate Fubar, but find myself on it daily. 4. I wish I kept up with skating...I was damn good at it! 5. I love singing! 6. I'm a horrible friend!!! 7. I don't have a gall bladder, and yes you really do need it! 8. I am into MMA fighting 9. Favourite drink, right now is pretty much anything with alcohol in it. I'm easy. 10. I want a frikkin bike!!!
Survey 1
Grossest thing youve seen in a bathroom? ANYTIME YOU GO IN A PORTA POTTY..(I second what Katrina said...lol..) Is there a place on your body you cant stand to be hit? My ears.... Do you consider your family dysfunctional? My folks are crazy, some relatives are crazy too, and the others are cool....so there's a blend...lol... Do you hate people who act like everything is fine when its not? No, I act this way at times and I don't hate myself.... Do you get nervous during interviews? Not really.... Ever had a body piercing ripped out? Thankfully no....when I had my nipple rings i did get them caught on things.. Ever cook/mix up your own concoction and it actually be good? hell yea Chef H is in da House!!... Can you sew/croshae/knit? I can sew, I don't know about the other 2....lol.. Are you a heart breaker? Nope, my relationships don't last long enuff for hearts to get broken....lol.. Do you have a common middle name? Lee, s
Survey 3
Pick a word that start​s with the first​ letter of your first​ name:​​ Hangover In the past 72 hours​ have you been under​ the influence?​​ Nope...sniff sniff sniff...lol... What were you doing​ at ten last night​?​ Watchin the tele an talkin shit....lol.. What was the last thing​ you drank​?​​ Water Who was the last person you hugged?​​ I don't remember..... Did you have a dream​ last night​?​​ Maybe... How many piercings do you have?​​ Currently 3 previously 5 If you could​ have something right​ now, what would​ it be? A sexy woman...lol....oh this asked something...hmmmmm....a new job..lol.. Have you ever had a panic​ attack?​​ Naw Have your parents ever smoke​d pot? Nope...lol... Want someone back in your life?​​ Hell the fuck no!!
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"If tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, that an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, And said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind all those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, A tear fell from my eye, For all my life, I'd always thought, I didn't want to die. I had so much to live for, So much left yet to do, it seemed almost impossible, that I was leaving you. I thought of all the years, days The good ones and the bad, I thought of all that we shared, And all the fun we h
My Wife Is Having Surgery Today Plz Show Her Luv
come and check out this sexy and beautiful woman to own!!oawwowco   come by and show me some luv and bid on a sweetie pie to own for a month. click on the pic below to bid luvs   (repost of original by '~Sinfully DelicIous~Blondie~Dangerous Curves ♥IßïC♥DSC♥RR♥' on '2009-04-02 21:31:48')(repost of original by '~~$Badassbiatch$~1~DSC~dangerous curves' on '2009-04-03 00:41:21') ***Your Prayers Are Truly Needed*** This is my Friend Deb! She is one of the most Amazing, Caring,Loving , Woman i know on Fubar! I am Honored to have been able to meet her on here! She has a heart of gold and is always looking out for me and helping me and many others out in many ways! & This woman NEVER ask for anything in return! Deb has gone through so Much In Life! And has been through many of lifes hardships and has pulled through them amazingly! She is a very Strong Woman!At the young age of 32 She was
St. Patty's Day Auction - 1st
You really want me it's time to prove it!! (devilish grin..) In my 1st auction for St. Patty's day so come show me love. Click on the link below rate me / bid on me. Conversion list (if needed) 2nd picture in auction file. Heres what you get...(as if me wouldn't be enough): Valid for 30 Days!!!! *#1 Family *Owned by in my name *Random Comments / Gifts *100 11's a week *Keep you Shitfaced when needed (If cash prizes ex. bling, auto 11s, blast) *All of the above PLUS *SFW salute *Random big pimpin gifts *Random Photo Comments (If Happy Hour is offered): *All of the above PLUS *2 SFW Salutes *Yahoo IM *Random bling 1x week. All of this sound good to you then name your price..I might just give you a little something extra..hehe Come love on me!!!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1173055&albumid=1533613&i=3561076873&idx=8 Muah's and more. Col
Power Of One
I have always firmly believed that anyone can make a difference and that everything happens for a reason. An act of kindness goes a long way... All it takes is for one person to start and it doesn't have to be much, but just with something they believe in or want to make a difference with. What is something that you believe in that needs change? And what would you do to make a difference? I have been observing, that almost everywhere I go, women and teens have tattoos.  When I was growing up, even in the city, girls just didn’t get tattoos…or if you did have one, it was hidden.  I never seen one that I would like for myself, nor thought it was the right thing for me.  To each their own, I say, if you like it, then that is your choice but have always thought it was interesting to view another’s art choice.    Now I feel like I am one of the few, who is not sporting this body art…It makes me wonder, do these young girls, get them just because their
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You know who you are friend,that's just it 'friend'. Ya sarcasm I can handle,and more.Ya are starting to annoy me,I'm not one to block anyone or delete anyone.Keep it up,and you will be the one blocking me or deleting me from ya friends list.=) Have a beautiful day =)
About My New Tattoo
My new tattoo means no matter how bad your heart gets broken, how much you get rejected, neglected, or how many times you get screwed over, casted out, or misjudged God and his angels will always be there for you and heal your broken heart and guard it. Trust me, I've been though all on the list
Stuff
First thing I am going to say is that I am not rejoining fubar, but there has been some things told to me that I feel I needed to tell my side of the story. A certain blog is floating around about me, making fake profiles and going to someone's page and rating him NSFW. First off, I came back one time after I quit to see if I could make amends, knowing they wouldn't be resolved, I said my goodbyes. Was going to try to work things out with my husband, and get things right with my life. School, work etc. Now I come to find out since I've been gone, people are saying things about me. Im not going to play the victim and whine about who beleives it and who doesn't, cause personally if you do, that's on you. I know who my friends are, that I have talked to on numerous occasions regarding this mess, and they have all told me to let it go, which I have. So just letting you guys know, I didn't make any fake profiles, I didnt' rate any pics or leave any harassing comments. I'm better
09 Spring Fling Auction
I'M IN AN AUCTION THAT IS BEING RUN BY THE WONDERFUL MzCh@osR☼xx R/L Wifey 2 TinMan22/Im Hers-Just Your Average Military Woman/IOwnSexyMexicanChica PLS COME CHECK OUT WHAT I'M OFFERING AND MAKE A BID...WHILE YOU'RE AT THE AUCTION, PLS R/F/A HER SHE IS A GREAT PERSON & FRIEND...WHILE CHECKING OUT THE OTHER PPL IN THE AUCTION, PLS RATE THEM WHILE YOU'RE THERE...THANK YOU AND PLS REPOST THIS... THIS BULLY WAS MADE BY & BORROWED FROM THE BEAUTIFUL ¢¼Diana¢¼ 2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar PLS SHOW HER LOVE TOO...SHE'S A GREAT FRIEND!!!
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