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Sex Toys
Ok so heres the scoop a friend and I are putting on a contest for sex toys and well sum other things so we wanna know what u think and if u have ne ideas and u can tell us while helpin on my current contest im in "most popular gal" ... just click on the pic below and leave some ideas on what u think about our contest and u can help me too! Just click on my pic and thanks! Even ten minutes of ur time will help!

Attorney's Advice - No Charge
Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate Attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company. 1. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put "PHOTO ID REQUIRED." 2. When you are writing checks to pay on your credit card Accounts, DO NOT put the complete account number on the "For" line. Instead, just put the last four numbers. The credit card company knows the rest of the number, and anyone who might be handling your check as it passes through all the check processing channels won't have access to it. 3.. Put your work phone # on your checks instead of your home Phone. If you have a PO Box use that instead of your home address. If you do not have a PO Box, use your work address. Never have your SS# printed on your checks. (DUH!) You can add it if it is necessary But if you have It printed, anyone can get it. 4.. Place the c

Torn!
Today my best friend since I moved here died today. She was the greatest and most talented person I knew. She did numerous of my tattoos and was there for me in my toughest times. She found out the weekend after easter she had stage 4 lung cancer and all of us were crushed. She is leaving behind more friends then she will ever know a great husband and son. I love you Joy you will be in my heart forever, you mean more to me then you will ever know... at least I know you will be my son's gaurdian angel!

My Baby Bananana Getting Faster! :)
My car factort default: 1.8 20v turbo engine producing (pre 160hp) 180 hp (132 kW), which makes the Ibiza the fastest and most powerful front wheel drive model of its class, output of over 100 hp per litre cylinder capacity, and the Ibiza body result in a weight to power ratio of only 6.2 kg / hp. A top speed of 225 Km/h and acceleration to one kilometre from a standing start in 28.3 seconds Power output (kW/hp/rpm) 132/180/5600 Max. torque (Nm/rpm) 235/2100-5000 Fuel supply system Multipoint injection, turbo Ignition system Electronically mapped Emission control system Cat+Lambda probe+injection pump+EGR+EGAS (Grrr) PERFORMANCE Top speed (km/h) 225 Acceleration 0-100 km/h (s) 7.2 Acceleration 1000 m (s) 28.3 SUSPENSION Front: Independent McPherson struts, lower wishbones, anti-roll bar Rear: Directional effect shaft, longitudinal arms Steering system: Rack and pinion, power steering Brake system: Diagonal split, twin circuit, brakes servo. ABS+ T

Stole From A Mummer
The Marine stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, Marine, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Except to calm their fears. If you've a

Poetry
I think he is my soul mate I say this because it is just remarkable that we are nearly the same person. He is a guy who although has his own favorite genre of music, still listens frequently and enjoys other types of music and from all generations. He gets frustrated about work and vents it out in one long breath. In happening, the person hearing it almost lives it or in fact has. He will sit there with phone in hand not saying a word and not necessarily expecting one either. It’s like in the distance, two people at that moment are closer without having said anything. He makes you laugh as much as you make him laugh. He can make you cry without knowing. He is overly flirty in trying to just be nice to someone. Leading to a bigger picture and that is feelings no matter how strong. Thinks more about how something will effect others now rather than how it may effect him in the future. He has a great sense of humor. Sometimes surprising you because his lit

Orgasmic
A gasp of breath catches in your throat. A heat from inside warms your skin. Making it glow under the layer of sweat . That clings to your bare skin, like the morning dew upon the bladeof grass. A chill of antisapation swims down your spine. As your heart beats harder and faster in your chest. The excitment of the moment that is about to come fills you with a want, a need to be touched. A moan of plesure escapes your lips. As the moment of extacy grows closer and closer. You fight the urge to keep that one lasting moment from coming only a second longer. Just so you can enjoy the pleasure and antisapation for just one minute longer. Hoping to hang on to that tickle that arrises in the pit of your stomache . For only a minute one second longer. You feel the excitment as your body shakes and quivers from the release of the moment. You fall to the side, your body exhausted and weak. Your heart slows and your breath returns. The moment has come and gone. A smile

A Cromulent World
There was nothing better to watch last night so I figured it was time to pop in the old Black Adder tapes. I settled on Series 3 because the Prince is so stupid, and because it has my favorite word in the first episode: “Anti-distinctly-minty.” You can’t go wrong with that. Amazon.com: Black Adder - The Complete Collector’s Set ASIN: B000EBCEVS I see some of Live Writer’s plug-ins need some work. I’m sure that Amazon linker thing could be done a wee bit better. Anyway. People usually talk about “comfort foods.” These are foods that you eat because they make you feel better. Maybe you’re down in the dumps and cinnamon toast perks you up. Stuff like that. Or you’re depressed, so you buy a bunch of Ho-Ho’s and watch M*A*S*H re-runs. Black Adder, Red Dwarf and Jurassic Park are my “comfort videos.” I don’t really know why Jurassic Park is in there, but if I’m at a loss to watch somethin

Just Not Right.....
Ok i have came to the disicion... I dont wanna keep doing what im doing to get or keep these crushes..... its not only wrong but not only am i a dogg but now i feel like a pig... So if i do not make what i need i will be posting my myspace address for all to contact me who wants to...... i kinda like fubar and dont wanna leave but i have to choose between whats morraly right... ok for u that dont know the crush was a bet if i dont get them i must delete my acct...simple so i need 60 to keep 50 and then i want not a 1... thanks .......... Tongue..........

Indifference
My birthday is next Tuesday, and i really have no feelings, good or bad, that it's coming up. I've always shared my birthday with another family member and never really got to celebrate it by myself. Some people feel that your birthday is a celebration of your life but I just don't feel anything toward it. The only feeling I have about my birthday is sorrow for what happened on that fateful day 6 years ago. Just one more reason to not care about another birthday.

Upstatescott
this guy posted a MuMM about whether the yankees would make the playoffs so being a die-hard red sox fan i left this as a comment: not too bad right, then he deleted it and i asked why in another comment then this happened... upstatesco...: much upstatesco...: yea i figured that muck ->upstatesco...: i'm a red sox fan upstatesco...: lol your crazy ->upstatesco...: dude you're such a homophobe, how can you even be a yankees fan then? that whole team is gay upstatesco...: that was sick ->upstatesco...: thats irrefutible proof of what goes on in the yankees locker room upstatesco...: come on that was just wrong

I Am An Optical Illusion
I am an Optical Illusion... You perceive me many different ways, but you'll never figure me out. When you think I you have I will have changed. I'm deep I consume your mind. I'm also quiet and suttle, someone you can lose yourself in. I'm soothing yet confusing. I appear to be moving, yet are still. I am an Optical Illusion. By: Lucky to be Irish

I Am A Book
I am a book, I sit quietly on a dusty shelf, observing often without being noticed. I am knowledgeable yet useless. One searches for the information, it is not often offered to them. My eyes remain open, watching one world go by my shelf. The eyes are perceptive and nothing escapes my all compassing view. I am the serene book who can be funny, exciting and honest. But, usually chooses simply to sit on the shelf. I am a Book... By: Lucky to be Irish

A Little About Me
Greetings one and all... (or anyone who cares to read), Well, I am back from one of my journeys yet once more and feel a need to share my experience with kindred spirits and explain a little bit about what is happening to me as a result. My husband and I attended a most wonderful weekend celebration with kindred spirits and as first time attendees, were welcomed warmly by all with the exception of Friday night getting down to 38 degrees. Brrrrr... it was frigid even with 2 comforters, 2 sleeping bags, 2 blankets on an air mattress in a tent in the woods after a wonderful sweat lodge, drum circle and full moon ritual around a blazing fire. Thank goodness for body heat! All World Acres is a wonderful retreat from the mundane and sleeping under the full moon and star gazing while listening to the sounds of nature all around really gets one in tune with the world as well as oneself. The sounds of the distant trains melding with the symphony of cows, horses, pigs, and roosters (tha

All Alone
i am in a contest please rate and comment please here is the link. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=672595&albumid=543182&i=1288587318 Is anyone out there? You keep asking your self. You feel alone, but you know There is someone out there that you love very much. the only thing Keeping you from the ones you Love are these steal bars. You ask again is anyone Out there? you feel alone. But you know god is with you. For the ones you love you Pray that they know you Love them and the day get Your freedom back that They will still be there For you. you hope and pray that day Comes soon.you know deep inside you didnt Do the crime. so you ask why am I doing time? is anyone out there? You feel alone. I love talking too you from day to night. Intill the natural star shines bright. I love seeing you from day to night. Cause your eyes are so bright. You for me. me for you. thats The way it should be. it does Not matter if the sky is grey or Blue. cause it

Shower Pubes
Whenever I shower, a good amount of pubes fall to the tubs floor. I pick each of the individual pubes up, and put them in a little box on top of the toilet. At the end of each month, I gather all the pubes (they've usually filled about half the box by now) cup them in my hands, and rub them all over my wet face. They stick there and it makes me look like Bruce Willis.

The Terminator
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

I Almost Got Mugged
Okay, I've just had the strangest past couple of days i've had in quite a long time. It all started when I was walking home the other night, and it just so happens that the quickest route for me involves going down a back alley -- the kind of place where middle class gentlemen like myself are often mugged. In the past, I have not had any problems. I have, however on occasion, taken the long route home when there appeared to be tramps hanging about. So, on friday, I was taking the route as usual, and I noticed a couple of black guys hanging out on the corner.. That would not have normally bothered me, but as I drew closer I noticed that there were also quite a few youths with them. It appeared that one of them noticed me coming down the alleyway, and the lot of them began to work their way down the alley to meet me -- and by now you understand, I'm about to shit my pants, but I didnt run or anything. It's not like I had anything valuable on me, and I would look pretty stupi

Thinking Of You
As I sit here thinking of you, I remember all the good times we had... once so passionate; now gone with the wind. The Love that once burned between us; is now dead! All that remains are two broken hearts and tears of pain and loneliness. It's hard for me not to cry as I sit here and remember the evening....the evening you broke my heart. We were on our way to being so much more! I think of all the time we could have still spent together, holding each other tight and telling one another how much we Loved each other. I remember in the past 5 years how there was nothing and no one that could tear us apart. We were so consumed in each other, so happy, so in Love...now all we have are the memories. Oh, how I Miss You! You will always have a part of my heart, but I could never Love the way I loved YOU! Always know I still Love You! By: Lucky to be Irish

Rates
i watched a movie tonight that i wish everyday one more day with my mom i lost her in 93 and i still miss her i want one more hug to hold her every xmas i wish for it this movie in some ways was me i miss you mom im crushed what do i have to do ive decited to write this im drunk i open up better i was to have date last night but it was canceled i know it might it sucked bad im realy interested in this person ok she called me later that was great she had to work late ok no prob there i told her to have a good night call me later maybe meet up ok i go home i was at my cuz house i get home and i see shes online im like ok i know she told me she needed to see her friend ok so i called just to say hi dident pick up ok she calls back says shes not home i was a little upset hurt i dont know what to think im hurt and dont know what to do :(

M&m Duel
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, th

World Internet Main Event
World Internet Main Event Review World Internet Main Event (September 2007 in San Francisco was an amazing event! Howie Schwartz presented at the event on Sunday morning to a PACKED ROOM. Attendees from the Internet Event were standing in the hall and sitting on the floor! Everyone was amazed as Howie demonstrated how he TOOK OVER Google for the "World Internet Main Event" - right before the event took place, when the online traffic meant the most! Conversation Domination was also launched at the Main Event. world internet main event, Howie Schwartz,internet main event, internet marketing, online marketing, fusion power World Internet Main Event World Internet Main Event - San Francisco On September 13, 14, 15 and 16, 2007 Imagine... being able to generate money online, at the touch of a button. Imagine that you have a system that allows you to operate your business from virtually anywhere in the world. Imagine a system that automates your business so you can wal

My First Time .... At The Gas Station
My first time at the gas station- I pulled in to the gas station just as my car gave a final gulp of breath while shutting off from thirst. I gave a small smirk as I reached in my pocket and fingered the twenty dollar bill crumpled there. I knew this would be a very enjoyable stop. Next to the pump, I slowly undo the latch on my car, letting out a damp puff of air as the lid opens, revealing the dark, wet hole to the engine. My hand goes for the pump, ripping it forcefully from the stand, jerking the handle ever so hungrily. Slowly, ever so slowly, I slide the nozzle into the gas tank, the grimy sound of metal rubbing against metal filling my ears. I constricted my grip around the handle. A low cough of gears churning inside the pump, and I feel the gas start to come. Yellowish, clear liquid with a very potent stench flows through the pump's tube and gushes into my tank. The car sort of settles into place as the liquid slowly fills it's tank. And just as it really started to begin,

How To Treat Women
How To Treat Your Woman 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are). 3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.

Stress Relief
Here's a creative solution to the day's problems for you.. Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work. 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water. 3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air. 4. No one knows your secret place. 5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world. 6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater. See? It really does work. You're smiling already!

Tattoo Contest
> I will be taking Your favorite Tattoo pic starting now and will take them through the first day of the contest. The contest will start on the 15th@7pm est Time. And will end the 22nd@7pm est. There are some rules that MUST be followed. NO DRAMA!!!!! if you start a problem, or anyone that is voting for you starts a problem I have the right to delete your entry from the contest. This means no bad mouthing, no going and down rating, NO CALLING CHEATING. I DONT CARE HOW ANYONE GETS THERE VOTES Self commenting is a must No NSFW pics will be allowed Most comments and rates at the end of the contest wins. Each rate counts as 10 comments so if you have alot of friends that dont bomb at least get them all to come and rate and your comments will add up. It will be your responsibility to notify your friends of my rules If you post or repost a bulletin about my contest make sure my rules are stated in the bulletin. First Prize... A weeks bl

Emt's
I wish you could know what it is like to search a burning bedroom for trapped children at 3 AM, flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl, the floor sagging under your weight as the kitchen below you burns. I wish you could comprehend a wife's horror at 6 in the morning as I check her husband of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring him back, knowing intuitively it is too late. But wanting his wife and family to know everything possible was done to try to save his life. I wish you knew the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot-filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound of flames crackling, the eeriness of being able to see absolutely nothing in dense smoke-sensations that I've become too familiar with. I wish you could read my mind as I respond to a building fire "Is this a false alarm or a working fire? How is the building constructed? What hazards await me? I

Pokemon
Hey fubarians, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am. Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait". So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game. A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't eve

The Darkest Dreem
: in the daknest night am i surtsing for my love way is all so dark is it my addetud ho is scearing the girl away my hart need the love you can give me im so lonly take me just for an wild and se my darkest side isent so dark im an soft and a good gai but now one seit so i lett the dark side gaid me home to my father the darknes is my home now good bye my light this is the end of my life lett some one other take my place i will alway remember you in my hart if the darknes dont take my hart and change it to a stone so i newer more will feel the good warm love enymore maby im born to get the newest lusifer and the king over the darkness pleas save me or do you like to see me falling down to my darknest home HELP ME IM FALING the night is daling fast the end of day is here its the dark ho is the falowing time now its time to go to rest for someone and for us the cildren of dark is ouer time starting we lay us down clouse uoer eyes and going in to the darkest dreem to hail ouer king we o

Thanks Cap'n Mo' you make my heart glow. Oh how i love you so. Especially in the snow. Cap'n Mo' has that spice.. OoOoOo you taste so right. Just like shrimp fried rice. You even get rid of lice. You really perk up the night. Like a bright shining light. While making my smile bright. You always taste so right.

I Decided
Well..if you haven't noticed..I haven't been on for a few days. I decided to take that much needed break from Fubar. I seemed to need it. Almost like a sabbatical..lol It did me good and I actually feel like a human being again! My mind was a mess and I swear I haven't done anything real in a long time. I played some golf, and I even went out dancing too! Woo Hoo! So now I feel much better and I am back on track. Probably won't be on as much as I used to, but I'm still here, in case anyone did notice I was gone..LOL Love to all my family and friends...MUAH!!

2 True Is This
So True!! 1.If Yooh Dress Nicely, Your A Snob. 2.If Yooh Dress Sexy, Your A Slut. 3.If Yooh Argue With Him, He Says Your Stubborn. 4.If Your Quiet, He Says Your Stupid. 5.If Yooh Call Him, He Says Your Needy And Clingy. 6.If He Calls Yooh,He Says Yooh Should Be Grateful. 7.If Yooh Dont Love Him, He Will Try To Win Yooh. 8.If Yooh Love Him, He Will Leave Yooh. 9.If Yooh Dont Fuck Him, He Will Say Yooh Dont Love Him. 10.If Yooh Do, He Says Your Easy. 11.If Yooh Tell Him Your Problems, He Says Your Irratating. 12.If Yooh Dont, He Will Say Yooh Dont Trust Him. 13.If Yooh Lecture Him, He Will Say Your Bitchy. 14.If He Lectures Yooh, Its Becos He Cares About Yooh. 15.If Yooh Break A Promise, Yooh Cant Be Trusted. 16.If He Breaks It, He Had Too. 17.If Yooh Cheat, Yooh Expect It To Be Over. 18.If He Cheats, He Expexts Another Chance. SO NO MATTER WHAT WE DO US GIRLS NEVER WIN!!!!

Moving To Florida
I just want all my friends to know that I will be off the computer for awhile. I am moving to Florida to be with the love of my life. I don't have alot right now here in NY so My computer and some of my things will be left behind until I can send for them later. I will be back as soon as I can. I will miss all my friends, I will be on until the night of the 12th of September but after that I will be off until I am settled and have the money to send for the rest of my things, including my computer. I wish everyone well, and I will be back as soon as I can. OH and this man that is the love of my life, I met online, on a different sight though. I believe now that I didn't believe before that on line relationships can really work with the right person. Going to miss all of my fubar friends but I will be around until September the 12th LOVE YOU GUYS XOXOXOXOXOXO

Ambulance Drivers
For those of you who work in EMS or have anything to do with EMS, you are going to appreciate this. For those of you who call "EMT's and Paramedics" "AMBULANCE DRIVERS" please read this carefully and completely. Now I was hoping this was going to be short and sweet, then as I was driving, I kept thinking more and more what to put. So if you have to read this in parts, but I want you to, if you have made it this far, to completely read this post. Please do not notice my grammar erros, as I can assure you, there will be many. The whole idea of this post was to make people think of what "AMBULANCE DRIVERS" really are and do. 1). AMBULANCE DRIVER = usually an EMT or EMT-I and Paramedic. Right... What the F is that? EMT is EMERGENCY MEDICAL TECHNICIAN. EMT-I is that same, but an INTERMEDIATE Level, and Paramedic is the highest level of Emergency Medical Service provider certifiable. 2). EMS. EMS is not one word, it is E.M.S. Meaning Emergency Medical Services. (Contrary to the comm

Random
Did you know that when you envy someone, it's because you really like that person? Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart are really weak and the most susceptible? Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need some one to protect them? Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are: I love you, Sorry and help me? The people who say these are actually in need of them or really feel them, and are the ones you really need to treasure, because they have said them. Did you know that people who occupy themselves by keeping others company or helping others are the ones that actually need your company and help? Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves? Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty? Did you know that those who dress in black are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding? Di

Real Friends!
Well ya'll here I am again to let ya know that I will not be on for at least a week cause I am packing up my things here in Texas and going back to my family where I belong. Texas was great but it just isn't for us so Kenzie and I are going to go where we are wanted....and loved! It will be an adventure but I think it is the best thing for all involved! I love you all keep in touch and see ya in a week or so! XOXO~Amanda Well what can I say?! You never really know who your real friends are till you have hit rock bottom and that I did this weekend....But there was a shining ray of light...one single person, picked me up, dusted me off, told me they love me and that everything was gonna work out! Now that is a real friend! And you know who you are!!! I love you with all my heart!!! FOREVER!

Fantasies!!!
I have a very vivid imagination and sometimes what I feel, crave, even desire needs to be put down on paper these are just some of those things!!! They maybe from the female prospective or the male or in story form...nevertheless they are from deep inside ME!!! Enjoy! And try not to get your keyboards too sticky in the process!!! We had always talked about a picnic like this. Now was our time to finally do it. I always loved picnics with you, being at the park in summer time, watching the wind blow your curly hair. Everything is green and the flowers are in bloom. You had made us sandwiches for lunch. You were so special like that. As we were eating and talking on the blanket something else came into our minds. Our conversation drifted from casual to sexual. We had picked up our lunch and it was just the two of us on the blanket now. We began to kiss and touch each others bodies. You went straight for my crotch and began rubbing my member under my pants. You know what your kisses

Master May Be Gone For Abit
This is to let all of my friends on here that I need to take some time off from Fubar do to issues at work. I will most likely keep myself signed in but wont be checking messages and stuff like that as regular as I normally do. I will explain more later I just wanted to give you a heads up. Thank you to all of my friends for being such great people and putting up with my crap. Hope to be back to all of you soon. You will all be missed while I am gone.Love to you all.

My Princess
WELL I BOOKED MY FLIGHT TO SEE THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS, HER NAME IS TRICIA.AND I FELL INLOVE WITH HER SO BADLY! 16 MORE DAYS TILL I GET TO LOOK INTO MY PRINCESSES GORGOEUS BLUE EYES,AND TELL HER HOW I TRULY LOVE HER. 16 MORE DAYS TILL I CAN STARE AT HER GORGOEUS FACE,AND SMILE,AND JUST MELT WHERE I STAND OR SIT,I CAN'T WAIT TO CUDDLE,AND SNUGGLE,AND MAKE SEET PASSIONATE LOVE TO YOU,EVERYNIGHT,MORE THAN ONCE! I CAN'T WAIT TO BRING OUR REALTIONSHIP TO A WHOL ENEW LEVEL. I LOVE YOU TRICIA,AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND A WHOLE WEEK WITH YOU... I NEVER BELIEVED IN ANGELS,TILL I MET YOU,AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND EVERY WAKING MINUTE,16 MORE DAYS TILL I CAN KISS THEM SOFT LUCIOUS LIPE OF YOURS! I LOVE YOU BABY... *MUAHZ*

Kiss Me Good-night
Kiss me good-night my love For in the morining Ill be gone Make a wish upon a star And hold it close to your heart Take our memories that we made And dont let them fade Dont forget me For I shall return Kiss me on the lips And dont forget the taste Kiss me good-night my love... i have tried and i have cried its time to let you go be on your way dont tell me to stay its time to let you go spread you wings and take flight but baby dont fright its time to let you go cherish the time we had togther and let it float like a feather its time to let you go hold me one last time and dont you cry its time to let you go

Tired And Exhausted
Alot going on in my life right now.. Just wish I could have a break and get out of here for a couple weeks. I need rest and peace and quiet.. Change os scenery would be good.. Thank God for my friends at work. It is my get away.. But going after the holidays back to my sister's house for a week to get away and take care of me for awhile.....

Before & After
HIM: Hooray! Finally! I can't wait any more! HER: Maybe I should go? HIM: No, Don't even think about it! HER: Do you love me? HIM: Sure! HER: Have you ever cheated me? HIM: No, how could you ever think a thing like this? HER: Will you kiss me? HIM: Yes , of course! HER: Will you beat me? HIM: No way! HER: Can I trust you? After marriage: read from bottom to top !!

I Dare You
dare you to repost this, and see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? [] I'd Fuck you [] All of the above Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know [] hell no Name one thing you would like to do to me... ________________________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] Other, not sure yet!! Have to kiss you first.. If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook u

Help! I Need Help With The Status Box
I am leaving Thur am early for Vegas. I'll be back Sun evening. i am taking my computer and phone so i'll be on and ofline during that time. Ive seen peoples status with long messages how can i do that? Im going to Vegas in am and need to leave a message in that box. I will have my laptop and phone but ill be off and on line while im gone.Please help me ty

Blackout
is it just me...or is anyone having problems with thier screen or putter locking up ...since the new layout....my screen keeps locking out...anyone else with this problem????? greg 10. WE DONT GET STALKED. 09. WE DONT GET "CAN I SEE YOU N.S.F.W. PICS"!!! 08. WERE NOT BOMBARDED BY "HORNY WOMEN" ASKING US IF WE WANNA SEE PICS OF THIER TITS AND PUSSY. 07. WE DONT GET "WANNA FUCK"? IN OUR SHOUT BOX , ITS A SHOUT BOX DUMBASS!!! 06. OUR PICS DONT HAVE REPETITIVE COMMENTS LIKE: "DAMN GIRL", "UR FUCKIN SMOKIN","DAMN GIRL LEMME HIT DAT", AND THE BEST : "YOUR HOT" 05. WE DONT GET CALLED A "BITCH" WHEN WE WONT RESPOND IN A TIMLY FASHION 04. WE TALK , THEY DONT RESPOND ...ITS ENOUGH TIME TO GO GET ANOTHER BEER . 03. OUR CLEAVEGE IS A NON-ISSUE 02. WE DONT HAVE TO WEAR THONGS. 01. AND THE #1 REASON IS IF YOU DONT GET WHAT YOU WANT AS FAST AS YOU WANT....TYPE TITS AND PUSSY IN YOUR SEARCH ENGINE.....ITS JUST A CLICK AWAY THERE ARE PLENTY THERE....SO GIVE IT A TRY...I LIKE TO CALL IT A "FU

5 Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do....
FIRST EMERGENCY The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and intrestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the key pad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote key less entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reasons to own a cell phone. If you lock your keys in the car and spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no subject. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who had the other"remote" for your car, you c

Questions To Answer
It's 1am and i'm sitting at the computer eating tesco sausage rolls mmm 1. What time do you get up in the mornings? 2. How many beers until you're drunk? 3. Do you like beer or hard liquor? 4. Have you ever had a one night stand? 5. How do you take your coffee? 6. Do you eat breakfast? 7. Do you prefer sleeping alone? 8. Do you smoke cigarettes? 9. Have you ever burnt your hair? 10. Do you sleep with a pillow? 11. What were your habits as a child? 12. Do you want kids? 13. Are you an only child? 14. Do you like road trips? 15. Who are your 6 best friends? 16. Do you brush your teeth in the shower? 17. Do you eat leftovers? 18. Do you prefer being single, or in a relationship? 19. Are you in a relationship now? 20. Have you ever cheated? 21. Have you ever been cheated on? 22. Once a cheater, always a cheater? 23. Pajamas or naked? 24. What do you take when you have

Speak
I gotta speak on this, Where did I go wrong? I accepted all the blame, Beat myself down,cause you're gone. Tasted all your razorblades, Took your abuse with a smile. Danced on your fingertips, With you laughing all the while. Gave all I had to give, Shut my world down for you. Why did I get involved, Why couldn't you see it through? What didn't I do for you? Put on the happy face, That you expected from me. I asked you no questions, About what I'd heard or seen. I burned myself,made fire for you, I ground my pride to dust. Forgave all that was you, Sacrificed my trust. But that wasn't good enough......... And now I hear from you, It's been so,so long You burned all your bridges down So you say we went wrong, But where did I go wrong? So I send you on your way, a single tear is all I see. It's not you that I'm afraid of, It's the fool that dwells in me, The man I can no longer be............ Good-bye.......

About You...x
About You ..........Copy and Paste....... 001: Name – 002. Nickname – 003. Single or taken - 004. Zodiac Sign - 005. Male or Female - 006. College - 007. Best Friends – 008. How many buddies on your list - 009. Bad habits - 010. Hair Color - 012. Hair Long or Short - 014. Eye Color - 015. Are you health freak - 016. Height - 017. Do you have a crush on someone - 018. Do you like yourself - 019. Glasses? - 020. Think your awesome - 021. Piercings – 022. Tattoo - 023. Righty or Lefty - ___Your 'Firsts'___ 024. Surgery - 025. First piercing - 026. First best friend – 027. First Award – 028. First Sport You competed in - 029. First pet – 030. First vacation - 031. First Concert – 032. First love - ___Favorites___ 033. Movie 034. Favorite tv shows – 035. Colour – 036. Music – 039. Drink – 040. Body part not on the face - 041. Sport To Watch –

Cops
I was taking a ride today and I saw a bike coming up quick behind me. I always look to see what make and model it is. If it is a Harley I usually blow its fenders off. This bike looked like a HD bagger so I rolled the throttle and decided to leave this dude miles behind me. There was a lot of traffic so triple digit speeds were hard to keep. The bike Finally caught up to me and to my surprise it was a bike cop. LOL DOH! I was thinking I was kinda in deep shit but I figured if he was going to pull me over he would have. I always look for the POE POE and I forgot about the damn bike COPS. This COP pulled up next to me and I yielded to him a few feet, I stayed to his right side a few feet back. We were riding together for about a mile or 2 then he picked up the pace. Traffic broke and he decided to get on it. So f00k it I got on it too. I thought he was testing me so I remained a tad behind him but I knew my Baby would eat him up but I decided to let him have the lead. After all he

Supermarket
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone: Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens. 7. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit. 8. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 9 Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding Department. 10. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!" 13. When an announcement comes o

Stupid A**holes
Ok, so far tonight I have talked to two very beautiful girls who have recently gotten their hearts broken and listening to their stories has made me sad and also made me realize some things. Both of the girls are outrageously gorgeous and very nice people and I have no clue why a guy would ever break up with either one of them or treat them the way the guys did. One of the girls was getting abused and the other girl got pregnant. Anyway, guys that abuse women are nothing but worthless pieces of s****. They do not deserve anyone. The girl who was getting abuse was going to beauty pagents and she is not stuck up like a lot of other girls that compete in beauty pagents. I got the chance to talk to her for a while tonight and she is a really nice person with a great personality. She really loves him even though he is abusive. She is willing to take him back if he changes. He is not going to change, even if he does he is going to change back to the way he was most likely. I feel reall

Welfare Poem
Welfare Poem I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, 'You come no more, We send cash right to your door.' Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, I got plenty money, Thanks to you, American dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come fast as you can.' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, Now I buy his house, and then I say, 'Find more aliens for house to rent.' And in the yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, But they, to o, draw the welfare cash! Everything is very good, And soon we own the neighborhood.

Staring A New Project. Vera Needs A Makeover ;-)
I've been needing a new project while my garden rests for the summer. One that has my mind going was my SKS and its need for a better stock. The folding stock wasnt doing it for me. It is too unbalanced, plus pushes the 922(R) compliance issues. ATI has a sweet synthetic stock called the Monty Carlo that just came in the mail..or actually UPS. I'm going to switch out with. Another problem has been my detachable magazines. Pretty much any version you buy aftermarket are total crap. No matter what the site or salesman says. I have every size from 5 rounds to 40rnd. The "Hollywood" 40rnd bannana clip dropped right the fuck out of my receiver the first day I took it to the range. Which is very embarassing ;-) A few months later I ordered a 2 slightly used. Chi-Com, 20rnd fixed mags. 1 for me and 1 for my bro. Has the cool Star on the side...yes. lol Tonight I'm bringing them all together to see how they all fit together and visualize the next steps to finalize Vera's makeover. K

What A Kiss Means
what a kiss means" Kiss on the stomach = Im ready Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = I love you" What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Stupid Ramblings Of A Bored Chick....
I was always drifting not knowing where to land. I went through the motions wondering what it was all for. I had always lived my life not for me but for everyone around me...and always failed to reach their expectations of what i should be. I had done it so long that when I looked into the mirror I no longer recognized the person staring back at me. What could i do...how could i go on?? I had created a shell to bury who i really was. I think i still exist somewhere inside of this strangers body. At times i even think for a moment i see myself trying to peek through. Maybe I'm just hiding, no courage to break out. After all, for so long I walked this earth and was either ignored or criticized for who i was. So now instead of me..stands this shell...this facade. This body that i hide deep inside of. I declared along time ago no longer would i take the hurt..no longer would i be forced to feel unwelcomed. My "shell", my "host" would be the one. She would take the pain for me.

What A Girl Wants
WHAT A GIRL WANTS A GIRL WANTS FOR HER MAN TO HOLD HER TIGHT A GIRL WANTS SOMEONE TO TRUST. A GIRL WANTS TO GET KISSED AND HUGGED A GIRL WANTS A MAN NOT A BOY A GIRL WANTS HER MAN TO BE HER BEST FRIEND A GIRL WANTS TO MAKE LOVE NOT FUCK A GIRL WANTS FOR HER MAN TO GRAB HER HAND A GIRL WANTS TO BE HELD FROM BEHIND A GIRL WANTS TO BE NUMBER ONE NOT 2 OR 3 A GIRL WANTS LOVE AND HAPPINESS A GIRL SURE DON'T WANT A PLAYA A GIRL SURE DON'T WANT A LIER A GIRL SURE DON'T WANT A ASSHOLE ALL WE WANT IS TO BE RESPECTED AND LOVED

They Walk Among Us!
THEY WALK AMONG US I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to Her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. ...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. ...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someo

Vodka Prayer
**----VODKA-PRAYER----** Our vodka, Which art in optics, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the pub. Give us this day our thriced distilled, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is The vodka, The smirnoff and irn bru. Barmen

She Fuckin Amazes Me
She Has Not Been Able To Be On-line All Day...But She Somehow (Because I Did Not Remind Her)Finds Her Way On Tonight Against A Very Hectic Schedule In Order To make my Birthday Like No Other I've Ever Had....She Starts With Cute Little Token Gifts As We Chat In The Shout Box...But Then I Am Soon Bombarded With A Sonic Bombast Of Love,Gifts E-mails That Just Give Me Warm Fuzzys,A Sweet Profile Comment(Because She Never Forgets Nothing)...Then If All That Is Not Enough...My Cell Phone Vibrates Beside Me...I Open It And Its Her Name...The One Who Honestly Makes My Heart Skip A Beat When It Displays On My Cell Screen...I Answer It And The Voice Of An Angel Starts Singing Happy Birthday To Me...All I Can Really Remember About It Is Walking Around My House Like 1 foot Off Of The Floor (She Sooo Levitates Me)!!!.....this will be a birthday i will never forget!!.....and SHE IS THE LADY I WILL NEVER EVER FORGET.....I LOVE YOU A.R.M!!

U Helped Me See What Love Was Then U Destroyed My World And Left Me To Cry At Night
i miss you and dont know what to do :[ Current mood: depressed Category: Romance and Relationships I feel kinda depressed and dont know why I am missing the guy I am in love with and he dont even know how much and I believe he dont even care. He says he loves me, but his actions and the way he talks to me tell me that he dont and could care less if I died right there next to him and he would just walk over me with out thinking twice about it. It is my fault that we are not together I let my anger get the best of me and now he acts like he dont care and never did. If he never loved me then I was to in love by myself to see the lies. All the late night phone calls, falling asleep on the phone and not talking for hours just lying there listening to each other breath was just so he could brake my heart later when he was tired of me? All the kisses and hugs, all the times he said I love you were they a game to you? They were so real to me it hurts to thin

Grandpa
You always taught me how to love and cherish every passing moment because you never know when its going to slip away. If I take it for granted I could lose my world in the Blink of an Eye. You are the reason I wake up and breathe everyday. You are the reason I can go out into this cold, fucked up world and survive. You taught me how to be strong and stand up for myself and my beliefs. I cherish every passing moment I got to spend with you, you taught me everything. You are my strength and the reason I keep on keeping on. You are my soul, heart and passion in all that I do. You are my everything and when you died, I died too. I don't know how to survive without you there to help me. You will live on forever in my memory... Grandpa, I Love You and Miss You so much! by Lucky to be Irish

Cheese And Fu***** Rice!
Well then... Maybe I need to not post or comment MUMMS... that's where the retarded drama starts. I ask a simple question, one a friend says is probably one of the most legit he's seen all day and get ppl being ignorant... I post a comment on MUMM that specifially asks for opinions and the "MILF", as she calls herself, shouts me getting all defensive b/c I am younger and probably understand her kids feelings better than she does.... No wonder it's a problem...she won;t think about her kdis instead of herself. GRRRRR. I care too much to not respond....stupid me.

Who Cares
good people...oxymoron. more like a wolf in sheeps clothing. hurting someone intentionally i think is the worst part. why the fuck is it so easy to hurt me? cause i let you? cause i opened up and tried to know you? so call it my fault if u have to. to feel better about your lousy life im guessing. not caring about what youre out there spreading. lies and filth is what youve been collecting. dish it out and cant take it, youre pathetic. rambling is what i do best, trust me. lovin is all i wanna do to people who care for me. so let me care, you can care back. heal my mind from all this poison in my life. never shouldve said goodbye when i was offered the help i needed. theres no way to back so i guess im fucked...which im guessin is why these dark clouds are my new shelter and this haze is my new reality...to my friends im sry...maybe u did know best. not sure where im goin but its gotta better than where ive been.

So Tired Of It!
If you're reading this then it means you really value our friendship. Certain things have happened recently, so I want yall to know that if I just stop getting online that I loved all our conversations and our friendships. These would be circumstances that are not in my control. I'll keep you updated to the best of my ability. ♥ Tired of everything and anything It's so exhausting I'm tired of caring I'm tired of worrying I'm tired of not sleeping I'm tired of always getting the raw end of life I'm tired of having fair weather friends I'm tired of getting hurt I'm tired of being scared I'm tired of being used I'm tired of crying I'm tired of feeling empty I'm tired of being sad I'm tired of thinking/knowing I'll never be happy I'm tired of everyone telling me to be happy and they don't know a damn thing thats going on. I'm tired of being heartbroken I'm tired of being lonely I'm tired of everything Guys, I want some comment

Whos Hot
Hey guys! So here's what's up! First off, I have been trying to level for about 2weeks now! Ive begged and pleaded Ive tried everything! I am only 268k away which is nothing! Sooooo if u bling me ill add u to my family which means yes u can see my not safe for work! I am also in an auction so im up for sale! I would luv a hot ass owner and the more u hook me up the more i will hook u up! The link will be in my status box or u can shout at me and ill send it to u! Thanks guys plese help me out its been awhile since I have asked for anything like this im desperate lol

Spider
The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout, I smacked him with the new paper and kncocked him the **** out, I scooped up the spider and put him in the toilet and the itsy bitsy spider went through the water pipes

The Slapper!
DO people think I am stupid enough to think some random chicks is sending me drink and it is not part of a plan? Don't send me emails and drinks saying things like Hey BABY I miss you, or Hey baby I need you. I dont know you bunch of hoes and I dont want too. I know that I pissed your little friend off and now this is an act of revenge. DO you think I dont know you send me a friends so you can rip my friends only pictures. And please feel free to tell my wife anything you want. 99 percent of the time I am on here she is right next to me and sees everything that needs to be seen. I have said it before, I am not on here for a one night stand, relationship, Sex,( I am married). How ever if you want to hang with a guy that is real and sincere then I am the Man. I dont bullshit and I dont lie. I got a big mouth, an ya someone needs to shut it from time to time! Then there are times I got to shut someone else the fuck up! i I have a big chip on my shoulder and I wear my heart on my slee

Radio Time
Ok so you all know I don't do lounges, this one's different! Yes, it's a radio station lounge, but it's laid back and mellow with some kick ass tunes!! So click that purty pic up there and join! Not into lounges? Not a problem! Click below to visit the station's home page and tune in that way!

The Next Few Days
JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW,, TOMORROW NIGHT MY BEST FRIEND IS GOING TO BE COMING TO VISIT ME, SO I WILL NOT BE ON HERE VERY MUCH FOR THE NEXT 3 DAYS OR SO. I LOVE YOU ALL,,AND WILL CATCH UP WITH EVERYONE ON SUNDAY OR MONDAY. STAY PROUD 14/88 XXXXX

Sermons On The Mounting
Hey all- There is a contest going on that FrogMaster is holding. He has asked people to make him a salute and I have entered. I need your help- Posted on my friend KittyKimora's page. I know I have at least one other person reading this besides my mom. Vote early, vote often. Anyone out there who is willing to help, please.... go rate my salute ON FROGMASTERS page. PLEASE rate as the contest is based on VOTES ONLY!!! Let me know that You've done this by leaving a comment or telling me in the shout box and I'll buy ya a fu-drink- thanks!!!!!! Each vote is appreciated! 48ALSO- if anyone would be interested in reposting this as a blog it would be greatly appreciated. Here is the link to his page in case ya need it. (thanks Fuzzy Jay, you rock!) http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=10026&albumid=584325&i=4117967173 Love, KittyKimora XOXOXOXOXOXOXO Nah, you folks don't want to know that story. Besides, the statute of limitations isn't up yet. Plus, the goats and midg

One Woman Whom Is Over 2000 Miles Away Will Know Why I Posted This
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Breathing Again
today as i went through the motions of every day suck air ,go there, be here, and so on.. i was forced to evaluate my life having nothing else to think about i had good parents growing up went to the preppy private school went to community college then university was quite popular apparently when your fat it pays to be funny but i cant recall ever being sad till today... i came to think about how.. i was never picked first i asked my date to prom i didnt get kissed till i was 17 i was in 2 relationships the first not even till i was 22 i have only ever had 2 sexual partners ive been in like a few times in love 2 times and either picked last or not picked at all every time im sure to some this may sound like the "poor fat girl whose self esteem is low and self worth questioned and self respect put out there for the world to see" but its quite the opposite i have loved the best,although his love wasnt returned i have visited far away places i am educated i am

My Reflection!
MY REFLECTION! I LOOK IN THE MIRRORAT A REFLECTION OF ME, WONDERING HOW TO CHANGE SO HE CAN SEE MY REAL BEAUTY. THE LOVE I HAVE FOR HIM TAKES OVER ANY FEELINGS I'VE EVER KNOWN, BUT HE DOES NOT CARE AND THIS HE HAS SHOWN. WHY CAN'T I BE STRONG AND LET HIM BE? WHY DOESN'T ALL THE PAIN I FEEL SET ME FREE? I WANT TO FEEL THE SOFTNESS OF HIS SKIN, SEE HIS BEAUTIFUL SMILE AND HIS SMIRKY GRIN. TO SMELL THE SWEAT THAT GLISSENS DOWN HIS FACE, TO FEEL HIS SEXY BODY MAKES MY HEART SKIP A PACE. JUST JUST AS MY DREAM WAS ABOUT TO COME TRUE, HE SAYS THROUGH THE MIRROR, ITS HER, NOT YOU! MY DREAM, MY SWEET DREAM FOR WHICH I WAS AWOKE, LOVE YOU HA!HA! HE LAUGHS AND SAYS WHAT A JOKE. AND SO MY HEART I MUST BE TRUE, AND GO ON LOVA DREAM THAT NEVER WAS REALLY YOU. BY CICI34

Linds Blog
Soooooooo about 2 months ago about. I met not only one of the most georgous guys ive ever seen but the nicest most kind hearted peroson i've ever talked to. Eventhough i've known him for a short while hes amazing and i cant wait to see him someday. So this blog goes out to u baby u know who u are .. No matter where u are or how far u maybe know that i care for u oh so much and ill be waiting here for you. As long as u still want me =) ** muah** Sooooo im extreamly new to this fubar thing trying to get to know ppl and make friends and such. so if you guys are interested just holla at me LOL sooooooooo does anyone else feel like no matter what they do Nothing ever goes right im deff having one of those weeks lol. Im kinda sick of having weeks like this . I always try to be openminded and think every thing will be ok but ya know my supposed friends decided to go to universal and the care bout me soooooooooooo much but i wasnt even invited that kinda hurts when u look at the pics and I S

Beauty In The Breakdown
Welcome to fubar, Kat. Not much to say... I still haven't figured out what I want to say/post about... I am here, I am alive, and that is a feat in itself. I am grateful for today. I am grateful for my tomorrow. That is all.

True Love
HAVE U EVER FELT AN EMOTION, THAT LEAVES YOU ACHING IN YOUR HEART? AN EMOTION THAT SOMETIMES TICKLES AND OTHER TIMES RIPS YOUR HEART APART. THIS DAMNING EMOTION THAT YOU FIGHT FOR THE WORDS TO EXPLAIN, AND SOMETIMES JUST WANT TO SCREAM AND COMPLAIN. AN EMOTION OF SMILES, AND SOME FULL OF TEARS, A SIGH OF COMFORT,AND ALOT OF FEARS. THAT FILLING EMOTION OF JOY,AND LAUGHTER, THAT DREAM OF HAPPILY EVER AFTER. THAT ONE EMOTION CALLED LOVE, SOME WITH AND SOME WITHOUT. THAT ONE TRUE LOVE, SOMEONE,SOMEWHERE U JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT. SO THINK ABOUT IT AND TELL YOUR TRUE LOVE THAT IT'S MORE THAN A FEELING YOU SHARE TOGETHER, CAUSE I'M HERE TO TELL YOU NOTHING LAST FOREVER! P.S. DEDICATED FOR YOU ALL AMERICAN REJECT BY: CICI34

Mailmans Last Day Of Work
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of ste

Show Him Your Hooters
THE MAD MAN IS BACK THATS RIGHT DJ JOKER IS BACK AND READY TO MELT IT DOWN!!!!!! YOU REQUEST IT AND I WILL PLAY IT !!!!! CLICK THE PIC AND COME ON IN TO THE ALL NEW EXTREME "X" /i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb151/streetstock/Skullbig.jpg"border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" /> NOW GET YOUR'E ARSES IN HERE AND SHOW ME YOUR'E HOOTERS!!!!!!!!

This Is Me
I hate the way you look at me With Love and so much trust The Demon inside waits for your soul I am the one who takes control You don’t know Love I am Satan The Devil from within I am destined to live alone Love none but my own Days I wish you were real To hold my heart close But your just inside me Alone I am to walk this Earth The End 20081021 Jason M. Christilaw Funny how the papers so bright I often wonder if Jim felt the same I live to write I write to live Hold me sweetheart Difficult to find my groove Two weeks six days I fear my self I wanted this I wanted you The pen bleeds I bleed You and my heart in contempt Fuck this is hard tonight I want to fall Most of my writings hold meaning Tonight I feel nothing And yet I write To you Whatever your name is Who ever you are tonight And who am I Where the fuck am I going Don’t love me I can’t Not tonight This is shit Hate me tonight as I do FUCK ME Fuck this

Climb On The Small Bus Midnight Departure - Read Schedule On Bulliten - Cleveland,oh
76 Riders Please Repost Bullitens at least once, Not required but it helps get more people on for the PaRtY Come Jump on Jokers Wild's Small Bus where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor. Unlike Trains and planes this IS A 100% Free Ride. NO RATING REQUIRED NO FANNING REQUIRED NO ADDING REQUIRED NO NEED TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE DRIVERS You Rate, Add, Comment who you want to and IF you want to THIS BUS RIDE IS ABSOLUTLEY 100% FREE When The Bus is full we will add a second one and another one until we have a small bus convoy ! LOL Note: I will be updating once a day riders on the small bus send a FUBAR E-Mail message and I will get you added on the next bus out Remember Just because you rate someone on this bus is no requirement that they rate you back, This is to see people that may have the same in common with you. There are plenty of Pay Trains if you want points. See the reason behind the Small Bus in my video blog Titled The Small B

Souls In Motion
Souls in motion A long lingering kiss Slowly long and deep The softest touch Hands tracing curves Your scent beneath my nose Your breath warm upon my neck Skin softly laying against skin Finger tracing lips Tongue twirling in slow motion Wetness lingering Passionate flames Wanton pleasures Screaming out a name Writhing from the explosion Erotic fantasy made Calm and serenely laying Soul in motion once again

The Loss Of A Wonderful Vocalist
Today, or should i say Wednesday, the world lost one of its best Tenors ever - Luciano Pavarotti has passed away after a long struggle with pancreatic cancer. Many people today have no appreciation for opera, they dont understand the complexity of it, the years of training it takes to be able to sing with such power and strength, the beauty of something so pure. This is just one more thing that is going to cause yet another wonderful for of music and entertainment to be pushed further into the background. If you have never heard Pavarotti sing then dont be close minded - take 2 minutes out of your day and take a listen to this truly magickal voice.

Weapons In America
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++= "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ~ Thomas Jefferson FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 3. Colt: The original point and click interface. 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. 7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. 8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any. 9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither. 10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved. 11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand? 12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others. 13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday. 14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicia

And Yet Another Thing That Makes My Blood Boil
It's now official. By 2050 whites will be the minority race in the United States. When the Census of 2050 is completed the Census Bureau estimates that the white race will become a minority in the United States. Hispanics will be the dominant race. African Americans will remain the third prevalent ethnic group in America. The question is, will the middle class white male (who already is an unrecognized minority in America) qualify for set asides, a preferential quota system and, on Capitol Hill, a "Congressional White Caucus?" The census prediction estimates that the white population will grow about 7% while the Hispanic population will increase by 194%. The dramatic increase in Hispanics is not due to procreation. Hispanics have a higher birth rate than any other ethnic segment of the population (an average of 3 live births per family compared to two for Whites and African Americans). But it will be the influx of both legal and illegal Hispanics of childbearing years that will tilt

Lost
MARK ONLY NEEDS A LITTLE OVER 3000 Sexy mark_anthony~Assistant Enforcer Manger at club too sexy nikis fu fiance@ fubar ICE ONLY NEED ALITTLE OVER 17000 DJ SEXY BADBOY ICEY~DSC~HUBBY TO DJ* TOO FUKIN DAMN SEXY~OWNER OF SEXII CHIQUITA@ fubar have you ever thought that maybe you falling from the earth and going into a zone and wonder why things are happing and if its ever going to end with bad luck sometimes you think everything is ok then it falls apart they say this is life please comment and let me know what you think ok friends and family im not going to be on here as much as usal i will still be popping in and having fun but i need a break and for those who have it you need to talk call me the rest leave me a shout i will look you up when i get on again thank you

Love
When I first saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I first met you, I was afraid to hold you. When I held you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I first kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, Im afraid to lose you! Love is when you miss her even before she leaves with you could listin to her talk all night and never get tired of hearing her voice when the sound of her name sends chills down your spine and you she her smile the second you close your eyes

Pain
Pain, you just have to ride it out, hope it goes away on its own, hope the wound that caused it heals. There are no solutions, no easy answers. You just breath deep and wait for it to subside. Most of the time pain can me managed, but sometimes pain gets you when u least expect it, hits way below the belt and doesn't let up. Pain, you just have to fight through, because the truth is you can't out run it, and life allways makes more.

Loneliness
As I lay here, the ever so constant and lingering pain in my chest desperately longs to rid of the cold ache, infamously known as loneliness. My pillow holds up a troubled mind, as my blankets keep my loneliness warm. A deep hard, but held back feeling of escaping emotions stays not far from my mouth, but stays in the place that bears all pain, anger, and lost lonely sanity. Another shed of my tears does nothing, for no one knows of my cries or misery, leaving me with nothing but dehydrated eyes. Why should one have to feel such a desperate longing for completion? For it is not a great thing to have to look forward to

Just Crap
Ok so I pretty much give up on ASSHOLES Why is it cool fora dude to get what he wants.. Talking about my so called BF, I would think all the fucking Blow jobs I gave him, I would get something in return.. ANY guy should be lucky to get 1/2 as many as I give him. and when I want something he refuses.. I mean.. I don't stink down there..I would know. WTF i'm so fucking pissed. fuck fuck fuck.. anyone near me wanna bang??? ok sorry needed to vent... oh im talking about sex =) Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I'm getting angry, why may you ask? Well for 1 My so called BF is looking for reasons just to push my buttons. He knows I have temper issues, I think it gets him off to watch me explode into fits of rage. He says the dumbest things just to get me going. example. last night, watching Tv, a topic came up about boobs, now i'm ok with him having an obsession with them, typical male thinking process. what pissed me off was. He said my boobs were "decent" which made me have a wave

Rules To Live By...
The one thing we can all say is "that in life all you have is your word....." You should be true to your word...Say what you mean, and make sure your actions are the same as your words.... I get so fustrated when someone say's....one thing and then they do just what they said they wasn't going to do or what they are not intrested in..... I have one thing to say to all my friends and family...In real life and my Internet friends....Don't PLAY me....I am the only Player in my life right now..... Its one thing to expect to not belive everything people tell you on the internet...But in real life, you should be able to belive that people mean what they say....or they are going to do what they say they are going to do.... One day I will be a little less trusting I guess....But its hard to not trust your friends and family.... But like I always say, you are the holder of your own cards in life....If you give them away you should never expect them to be played the same way yo

I Make Money So Easy
How I Turned Just $40.00 Little Dollars Into $12,000.00 Per Month Every Month DATE: September 6th 2007 From the Desk of: Ray T. Occupation: Internet Entrepreneur/Ebay Store Owner/Ebook Writer Etc. Years In Business: 11 years (making a living online since Feb. 1996) Reason For Ad: To Make Money While Helping YOU make money. Hello Fellow Internet Opportunity Seeker, Let me start off by explaining that if you want to make money online, you must spend money. I'm a man of honesty and if you are anything like me, your tired of seeing all of these new video and audio presentations trying to take you off of the real question at hand. You simply want to know these three things: 1. How much does it cost to get started? Answer ($40.00) 2. How much additional money do I need to make money Today/Tonight? (Nothing at all! Just go blog and simply explain that you have really found the quickest and cheapest way to make money with no website of your own and w

So What If I Just Wanna Fuck??
ok, so since i'm not at a level that i can make a mum (and why do i feel like i'm playing WoW again??) i'm just gonna do a blog about this.... feel free to comment whatever. so i have this (now) ex that started as an online long distance thing. things didn't go so well, and i ended it. mainly, she says she was scared or whatever, but now, after i've moved on mentally, she wants to make a real attempt. i personally am over it, but she's bound and determined to "prove to you that i'm willing to make you my priority." well, this goes up to and including sex. i've told her more than once that if we hook up, it won't mean to me what it means to her. to me, it'll be sex. she seems convinced that it will bring me back to her. she has even hinted at bringing a friend along to join us. sounds good to me, but then i'm an OTR (over the road) driver and haven't had my ashes properly hauled in a couple months. but i KNOW that if she pushes the issue i'll cave and fuck her. now, the question

Angelbaby
I started dating again and I figured out i am to old to play head games... I Just want to find someone to share all that life has to offer .. But how to go about finding that special some one ........Anyone have any ideas plz write back angelbaby

My I.q.
Mary's sexual nickname: "Love muffins" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 127 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Gypsies
A Gypsy Vocabulary Back Compiled by Vasili Salazar Armaya An oath. It is phrased in terms of: "May [insert awful occurance here] happen [optional: insert time frame here] if [insert conditional circumstance here]." Examples: "May I die if what I say is not true." "May my best horses go lame if I lie!" "May you burn candles at my grave by nightfall if I do not finish this!" Atchen�tan A campfire. Bar A stone. Baro Manush A great man; someone with wisdom and charisma. Batalo Manush A happy man. Bavo Complaint. A case as presented to the Kriss, as opposed to a "bayo," which is the decision that results from the case and the precedent it sets. Bayo (pl. Bayura) A court case or legal precedent from the Kriss. The bayura comprise the �laws� of the Rom. Among themselves, the men�s two favorite topics of conversation are horses and the bayura. Men sitting around in camp with no

Hawaiian Words Of Wisdom
Ua mau ke ea o ka `aina i ka pono. The life of the land is preserved in righteousness. (Motto of State of Hawaii) He kehau ho`oma`ema`e ke aloha. Love is like a cleansing dew. The cleansing power of aloha can soothe and heal. Hurt, pain, and suffering yield to aloha's healing power. Ua ola no i ka pane a ke aloha. There is life in a kindly reply. Though one may have no gift to offer to a friend, a kind word or a friendly greeting is just as important. Mai ho`oni i ka wai lana mâlie. Do not disturb the water that is tranquil. Let the peaceful enjoy their peace. A`ohe pau ka `ike i ka hâlau ho`okâhi. All knowledge is not taught in one school. `A`ohe loa i ka hana a ke aloha. Distance is ignored by Love. Ua ola loko i ke aloha. Love gives life within. Love is imperative to one's mental, physical, emotional and spiritual welfare. Aloha mai no, aloha aku; o ka huhu ka mea e ola `ole ai. When love is given, love should be returned; anger is

Iz The Man And His Music
n Dis Life For all I've been blessed with in my life There was an emptiness in me I was imprisoned by the power of gold With one kind touch you've set me free Chorus: Let the world stop turning Let the sun stop burning Let them tell me love's not worth going through If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart The only dream that mattered had come true In this life, I was loved by you. For every mountain I have climbed Every raging river crossed You were the treasure that I longed to find Without your love I would be lost. I know that I won't live forever But forever I'll be loving you. IZ will never be a WuZ in our lives. Our memories of this kind and gentle soul are kept fresh and alive by singing his songs along with him. Perhaps, you too would like to do the same? These lyrics were compiled as a commemoration of the first anniversary of IZ's release "from the surly bonds of Earth." They are presented here for your personal and e

Climb On The Small Bus 6 Am Departure - Read Schedule On Bulliten - Ft. Wayne,in
85 Riders Please Repost Bullitens at least once, Not required but it helps get more people on for the PaRtY Come Jump on Jokers Wild's Small Bus where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor. Unlike Trains and planes this IS A 100% Free Ride. NO RATING REQUIRED NO FANNING REQUIRED NO ADDING REQUIRED NO NEED TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE DRIVERS You Rate, Add, Comment who you want to and IF you want to THIS BUS RIDE IS ABSOLUTLEY 100% FREE When The Bus is full we will add a second one and another one until we have a small bus convoy ! LOL Note: I will be updating once a day riders on the small bus send a FUBAR E-Mail message and I will get you added on the next bus out Remember Just because you rate someone on this bus is no requirement that they rate you back, This is to see people that may have the same in common with you. There are plenty of Pay Trains if you want points. See the reason behind the Small Bus in my video blog Titled The Small B

Great Pleasures
Sweet Caroline Neil Diamond Where it began, I can't begin to know when But then I know it's growing strong Oh, wasn't the spring, whooo And spring became the summer Who'd believe you'd come along Hands, touching hands, reaching out Touching me, touching you Oh, sweet Caroline Good times never seem so good I've been inclined to believe it never would And now I, I look at the night, whooo And it don't seem so lonely We fill it up with only two, oh And when I hurt Hurting runs off my shoulder How can I hurt when holding you Oh, one, touching one, reaching out Touching me, touching you Oh, sweet Caroline Good times never seem so good Oh I've been inclined to believe it never would Ohhh, sweet Caroline, good times never seem so good www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqDTlwq532M

How Many Ways To Say "i Love You"
Apache = Sheth she~n zho~n Cheyenne = Ne mohotatse Chickasaw = Chiholloli Hopi = Nu' umi unangw'ta Mohawk = Konoronhkwa Navajo = Ayor anosh'ni Sioux = Techihhila Zuni = Tom ho' ichem Arabic = Ana Behibek (male to female) Ana Ahebak (formal) Ana Bahibak (female to male) Armenian = yes kez shat em siroom Assyr = Az tha hijthmekem Bahasa Malayu (Malaysia) = Saya cinta mu Bangladeschi = Ami tomake valobashi Basque = Nere maitea Bavarian = I mog di Bengali = Aami tomaake bhaalo baashi Bisaya = Nahigugma ko nimo Bolivian = Quechua Qanta munani Bosnian = Ja te volim (formal) volim-te (informal) Brazilian = (Portuguese) Eu te amo Bulgarian = Obicham te Burmese = Chit pa te Cantonese = Ngo Oi Nei Chinese = gnoy oy na Goi Oi Lei (Hongkong) Wa Ai Li (Taiwanese) Danish = Jeg elsker dig Dutch = Ik hou van jou English = I love you Esperanto = Mi amas vim Estonian = Mina armastan s

Come Look
We need msjor help to get her to at least 2nd please show the love you have http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=621057&albumid=544480&i=2574148173 PLEASE HELP JUJU IN A CONTEST SHE WILL RETURN ALL LOVE . GIVE WHAT YOU CAN EVEN IF ITS JUST 1 OR 100 . http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=662923&i=3910019836 LETS SHOW HER WE CAN DO THIS

Love
Love is Always patient & kind, It is Never jealous Love is Never boastful or conceited It is Never rude or selfish It does not take offense And is not resentful Love takes no pleasure in other peoples sins But delights in the truth Love is Always ready To Excuse To trust To hope and To Endure whatever comes... Ok, here I go and will probably be banned or deleted or whatever but honestly I do not care...First and foremost the tickers piss me off, they are a stupid waste of space and they make your pc do screwy things for alot of people and they are also OUTRAGEOUSLY priced. I checked them out when they first added them like everyone else did and they were 50k fubucks for those of us not forunate enough to spend real money on Fubar, but I digress...I thought 50k for 24 hours of a scrolling way to fast message that no one is going to pay attention to anyway? WOW Anyway, I have a young friend that I play an online game with, his name is TJ and he has luekemia. He has a web

Survey Errors
WHATS UP WITH GETTING 1/3, 1/2 OR 3/4s OF THE WAY THROUGH THE DAMN SURVEY AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT ERRORS. (NOW I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT QUALIFYING TO TAKE THE SURVEY)THEN IT WON'T LET YOU REFRESH OR GO BACK SO YOU LOSE ALL THE TIME AND EFFORT YOU HAVE PUT FORTH SO FAR. (NOT TO MENTION THAT THE PREPARERS GOT THE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS YOU'VE ALREADY ANSWERED. THIS HAPPENS VERY FREQUENTLEY AND I FOR 1 AM TIRED OF NOT GETTING ANY POINTS AFTER GETTING OVER 13,1/2 OR 3/4s OF THE WAY THROUGH. THIS IS BULLSHIT! YOU SHOULD GET SOME CREDIT FOR EACH ANSWER AND YOUR TIME SPENT. AFTER ALL THE PEOPLE THAT SPONSORED THE DAMN SURVEY GOT 1/3,1/2 OR 3/4s OF THE ANSWERS THEY WERE LOOKING FOR. WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS? THIS IS A COMMON PROBLEM IT WOULD SEEM. I HAVE SEEN MUMMS ABOUT THIS SO IT'S HAPPENING FREQUENTLY. EVERY KEY STROKE IS RECORDED SO THEY KNOW WHERE YOU WERE IN THE DAMN SURVEY. THEY SHOULD AWARD POINTS ACCORDINGLY. IT TAKES QUITE SOME TIME TO EVEN TAKE SOME

I Am So Happy
I am happy. I am currently with this really great guy that I met on here. He is absolutely great to me and my kids and he is so sweet. I am happy I joined Fubar and met him. My parents also love him to death. They think he is great. My parents have never liked a guy I've been with this much. They even let him stay the weekends with me. Go figure. Hope everyone else is having a great day. I'm just sitting here being bored to death.lol.