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Once Upon A Time
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little: Once upon a time ~~~~~~~~ in a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ and then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ and set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother, ~~~~~~~~ where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ clean my clothe

To Whoever Wants To Listen
Come chat with me, make some new friends! you won't be diapointed! Ok kiddies, I am going to have a contest. Using the picture of your choice, it's all about the comments. The person with the most comments wins. Here are the prizes: 1st place 7 day blast 2nd place 1 day blast 3rd place 100k fubucks 4th place 50k fubucks The rules: 1. the contest will be 7 days (dates unknown yet) 2. NO DRAMA and drama of any kind and I will pull your pic and remove you from the contest 3. The winner of the 7 day blast must have at least 10000 comments in order to win 4. The 2nd place winner must have at least 2500 comments 5. the 3rd and 4th place winners must have 250 comments. 6. If you enter you must have a salute and the contest pic can NOT be NSFW. Thats it, if you want to be in it send me a private message! much love always... Nikki P.S. Dont forget to go visit Chill Factor Lounge. Always a good time! Links on my profile. Looking for promoters as well!!!! I sit here an

Random Thought
Ever been walking along, minding your own business, when out of fucking no where life in all her evilness comes and punt kicks you in the cunt/nuts(which ever applies to you)? You automatically grab said cunt/nuts, scream, drop to the ground, and assume the fetal position with tears streaming down your face thinking "Why me God?"(Buddah, Jehovah, Satan, or who ever you chose to worship) Well this has been my week. I have been taking my antidepressant like clockwork every night before I go to bed and only missed one night, but this week has been brutal. I cry like 10 times a day for no reason at all, have become "A morbid bitch" so elequently put by one of my Fubar friends, and honestly if it were not for my kids I would have slit my wrists. I am not shaking this off like I usually do. Could my meds not be working anymore? I've been on them for like a month or so. Last night while I was at work I had a random thought and *gasp* wait for it...... IT WASNT ABOUT SEX!!! :) Anyway, a few

90`s Kidz
The 90's kids ANYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 13 SHOULD NOT RE-POST THIS.JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN '93' OR '94' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A 90s KID.IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORIGINAL SIMPSONS. YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRITISH 90s KID IF... YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELL AIR" YOU'VE WORN LEGGINGS AND FELT COOL. YOU USED TO LOVE PLAYING WITH YOUR "PUPPY IN MY POCKETS" YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV. YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD. YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS" YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL. YOU KNOW THE WORDS FROM THE SHAKEY JAKE MILKSHAKE ADVERTS YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHI'S YOU STILL GET THE URGE TOSAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE.NOT. YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE. YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLEC

Condoms....
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Okay Give Me Some Assistance With This!!
Alright, I am at wits end. Last night my 19 yr old son took my car without permission and then left it in another town. Then he called me and said somehow it mysteriouly had 2 flat tires and it wouldn't start. Now about a year ago, he stole approx $2 grand from me. He was caught for doing that by the law. And was just recently put on probation. But, he was taking my car all the time and leaving for days at a time. So last night, my other son was in town visiting me and he didn't like how little bro was treating his mom. So the two of them got into a confrontation about how the 19 yr old should abide by my rules since he was staying here again (yes, I had given him a couple extra second chances). I went and got the car this morning, it had 2 front flat tires, and wouldn't start. Plus he had rammed it into something because the front bumper is now busted. So what did I do, I pressed charges. Now to those of you are parents, what would you do if you were in my shoes???? Just so all of you

Hello Everyone
I just want to let all my friends and fans to know just how much I appreciate the friendship I have found here on fubar, young and old. As I have sid before I value relationships very much, I am a sincere and honest person and try to value all the people around me here on the internet and in real life .so cheers and hats off to you all . I haope to get to know each and everyone of you. here's to the persuit of peace , Love and Happiness. A Friend Always Wildroses Hello everyone, my name is Fritzi I am here to make friends only I am happily married with 7 children ranging between the ages of 17 - 25. I have done a bit of traveling this is my favorite interest I have been to Spain, France,Grand caymen islands, Jamaica, cozumel mexico and to florida I have been to other places also. Out side of traveling i also enjoy gardening, arts and crafts, cooking, writing, music, and making Friends . Here on FuBar I hope to meet many people and make alot of True friends. A Friend Always Fritzi

Love
Love is a word, not from the mind If you look into my eyes, My Love you will find. As I look in your eyes I see us together And I know this is forever. As I kiss your lips I feel your Love It's heaven sent from above. As I hold you near I feel the Love Without a single fear. In my arms you will be From this moment until all eternity. Take my hand and I'll show you the way Our Love will grow stronger Each and every day. Author Unknown How can one explain A feeling in the air? How can one explain A feeling very rare? How can one define A person always there… One who says No matter what I care. A lot of times I think of this When I am feeling down And by the time that I am through High spirits come around. Even words from an angel's tongue Are limited, this is true. No words can explain The kind of friend like you! Author Unknown

Angels
There are angels among us, one for me and one for you. God sent them to watch over us, our whole lives through. I knew that when I met you, I saw a certain spark. you appeared before me, when the world seemed so dark. God must have had me in mind when he gave me a friend like you. He knew I would need advice, and a helping hand or two; Someone to pick me up, when I stumble and fall, when the world seems so horrible and not worth living at all. I have certainly had my days when I needed your hand. I thank God for sending you to me, and for including me in His plan. If you ever need comfort, the way I sometimes do, please think of me, I will always reach out my hand and offer you comfort too. Author Unknown

True Friendship
True friendship isn't seen with the eyes, it is felt with the heart. When there is trust, understanding, loyalty, and sharing. True friendship is a rare feeling, but when it is found It has profound impact on our well-being, strength, and character. True friendship does not need elaborate gifts Or spectacular events in order to be valuable or valued. To ensure long-lasting quality and satisfaction, True friendship only needs a few key ingredients: Undying loyalty, unmatched understanding, unsurpassed trust, Deep and soulful secrets, and endless sharing. These ingredients, mixed with personality and a sense of humor, Can make a friendship last a lifetime! This is just a thank you, my friend, for all the wonderful and colorful Special ingredients You've brought to my life! Author Unknown

Heart
Touch my heart with tenderness And fill my cup with love, Share my dreams as I share yours And we'll reach the stars above. Take my hand as I grow old, And lead me when I'm blind, I'll show you that I really care - Good friends are hard to find. Touch my life and I'll touch yours A little more each day, And we can both find happiness Somewhere along the way! Author Unknown In this world things come and go, And we can't know what the future may hold. Nothing really stays the same, And when we least expect it our lives are changed. If something ever changes And we happen to lose touch Please know that I'll always think of you And miss you very much. So before the world changes I just wanted to say I'm thankful that we're friends Yesterday and today. With time and fortune on our side I hope we never part But if we do, remember you Are forever in my heart! Author Unknown

Mother
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my sanity to keep. For if some peace I do not find, I'm pretty sure I'll lose my mind. I pray I find a little quiet, Far from the daily family riot. May I lie back and not have to think About what they're stuffing down the sink, Or who they're with, or where they're at And what they're doing to the cat. I pray for time all to myself (Did something just fall off a shelf?) To cuddle in my nice, soft bed (Oh no, another goldfish...dead!) Some silent moments for goodness sake (Did I just hear a window break?) And that I need not cook or clean (Well heck, I've got the right to dream) Yes now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my wits about me keep, But as I look around I know, I must have lost them long ago! Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the driveway before it has stopped snowing. "There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it." -Chines

Dream Man
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, And not afraid to admit when he's wrong. One who thinks before he speaks, And when he says he'll call, doesn't wait six weeks. I pray that he's gainfully employed, And won't lose his cool when he's annoyed. One who pulls out my chair and opens the door, And massages my shoulders and begs to do more. Oh, send me a man who will make love to my mind, And knows what to say when I ask, "How fat is my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a-twitchin' And bring ME something too, when he goes to the kitchen! A man who will love me for days without end, And never compare me with his old girlfriend. Thank you in advance, and now I'll just wait, For I know you will send him before it's too late!

Work
Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards, Special learning centers. In short, everything They could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother Hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner. To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up t

Nsfw
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date

About Me
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? YES, MY GRANDMA 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? TODAY 3. Do you like your handwriting? NO 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? HAM 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 2 GIRLS AND A BOY 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? YES 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM ALOT? SOMETIMES 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS YES 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? NO 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? FRUIT LOOPS 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? NO 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? SOMETIMES 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? STRAWBERRY OR VANILLA 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? THEIR EYES 15. RED OR PINK? PINK 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? MY WEIGHT 17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST MY STEP DAD 18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? YES 19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?

Are You An Independent Musician?
Stinkeye Radio is looking for Independent Musicians! Stinkeye Radio supports independent musicians, if you would like your music played on our station feel free to contact us for details on how to get your music on our air waves at stinkeyeradio@yahoo.com

Rember 9/11
LIGHTS ON.....9/11 PLEASE forward this email to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward it. Please join us on 9/11. We have under two weeks to get the word out all across this great land we love and call the United States of America. Let's see how powerful e-mail can be! On Tuesday, September 11, 2007 everyone in the USA who will be driving a motor vehicle is asked to drive with their headlights on during daylight hours. Though no explanation is needed as to why we are commemorating September 11, we hope more importantly to pay respect to the victims of that day, show our nation's solidarity and show support for our men and women of the Armed Forces. You can help by sending this e-mail on to others! REMEMBER! LIGHTS ON.....9/11 Please lets all do this, I know I will

Down Raters
so when sum one downrates u do in turn give them the same rate, a lower one or higher one lol people are so funny lol im honest i never rate ne one less than what they give me ...so what is the proper fubar rules hmmm plz explain sum one lol

Why Do They Think They Know???
Ok so I guess this could be considered a rant or whatever just some shit on my mind and yeah time to get it off. So I got questions for everyone please feel free to answer with your comments and whatever else you feel like saying. Why do people feel they gotta speak on things that they have no fucking idea about?? Why do people gotta be jealous and destructive against things that they envy? Why can't people just happy for one another instead they gotta try and be sneaky and try to put doubts in motherfuckers heads like we just blind and don't see what they are attempting. Anyone that knows me knows I am really not a big internet person. I spent most of my life doing shit that people said I shouldn't and I have usually always handled my issues in my life with a suitable amount of force. I have turned over a new leaf as of late due to my wonderful woman she has helped to change to the man that will be more diplomatic then to just be an aggressor. But things like what I am talking about r

Torn
One day your sitting there watching as everything falls in place. The very next moment you look around and friends are gone, lovers are gone, and life has taken everything to the center of hell. I watched in just a matter of moments how a frienship of such a long time was lossed over a miscommunication. How can that be? What was the purpose? Why would you drop something that has alot of value to everyone. Someone who listened, talked to, understood, and mostly shared thoughts ideas and plans with. Its hard to walk away from something that helped you grow and would still help you grow if it was there...

Its Gina
i still have no internet and im at library, things are kinda slowin down at 7-11 but i will have internet hopefully by oct 8 or the week after,stephs still in charge and redangel you have the floor, call me on my cell guys, untill i go back to part time,i can and will be accepting all calls from my frends here, redkandy has my number and its listed here on this site,dont hesistate to call me, it would piss me off if you didnt check up on me every once in a while. got 25 min till i gotta go so ,i hope to hear from you soon. One Sentence is Enough to Break a Heart……One Second is Enough to Fall in Love……and One Misunderstanding is Sufficient to Break Friendship. Friendship is the Rainbow Between to Hearts. Sharing 7 Characters First i like u, then i loved u, Now i'm afraid to lose u, If you dont send this to everyone on ur list, u will lose the person you love. sorry i dont wanna lose the person i love.............................................................

Looking For A Few Good Bombers
Well I've been talking to a few friends and were gonna start our own bombing family and call ourselves the spankers club! Send me a message if your interested or just check out the home page for the ultimate spankers club and leave a message there. Were just a group of people that have become pretty good friends and we would love for you to join us! You dont need to put the title in ur name if you dont want thats up to you. Theres only a few things that i ask though and thats to add the spankers club to your friends list (ive got mine on my family list just easier to find that way) & check the blogs on that page to see who is in a contest or who needs help leveling & do whatever you can to help that person out. We wanna make sure any member that is in a contest gets in first place and stays there!! If your a member and have a friend that needs help send a message with the persons link to the spankers club page and we will get a blog and bulletin set up for that person. If you have any

Wings In The Wind
Far, far into the distant horizon let's ride forgotten on wings in the wind. Sometime we will surely meet as the charming future Beckons us on. Let's start the journey To a new world, and open the door to a memorable legend

When 2 Shine As 1
In your dreams, magical thoughts… All things are real, unless you dream there not. In your dreams, love is the plot Carried on wings of hope. Each of our souls intertwine when we do. Instantly we see it the time to grow and be it When everything is pinned on a hope. Let rise the dreams of your heart, that innocent youth Careless and kind. Free to roam the breeze in love, only when two brilliantly shine as one.

The Souls Unknown
and all our lives through sex and death, is mere goddesses fire, and dragons breath. to change the world, one must change within, put an end to greed, and atone for our own sins. Like an angel without a sense of mercy, rise young one to the heavens as a star. Cold winds, as blue as the sea, tear open the door to your heart. but unknowing you see, just staring at me standing there smiling serenly. Desperate for something to touch, a moment of kindness like that in a dream. Your innocent eyes as yet have no idea of the path your destiny will follow. But someday you'll become aware of everything you've got behind you. Your wings are for seeking out a new future that only you can search for. The cruel angel's thesis bleeds through a portal like your pulsing blood. If ever you should betray the chapel of your memories, the cruel angel will enter the window of your soul. So, young one, stand tall and embrace the fire of legend. Embrace the world like a blazing star

Beyond The Pain
What lies beyond these days of sorrow? A voice cries out, Awakening the soul of this cold world. Shedding the lonliness of yesterday, i rise once again to face the dawning of a new Era, what is there left for me to believe in now?... as the cries of my soul destroy the darkness, i gase upon a ray of light, guiding the world, and clinging to a dream that will never die.

Trisha/ Helpping Out A Friend
TheOperation@ fubar thanks for letting me joi hon hope this heps get you more people not that you dont already im sure hugs ttp://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51471 trisha's tats come one come all members

Did You Ever
Did you ever love someone, yet know, they had no love for you? Did you ever want to cry, yet think, what good would it do? Did you ever gaze into their eyes, and say a silent prayer? Did you ever look real closely, yet see, no love was there? Did you ever see them walking, in the candle light's glow, Thinking, how you love them so, yet, you can never let them know? Please don't fall in love, dear friend, it really doesn't pay, It's not worth the pain and heartache, that it causes every day. Did you ever think of where they are, and wonder if they are being true? One moment, you are walking on the clouds, the next you are sad and blue. Love can be magical, yet can hurt too much, and the price you pay, so high. If I had a choice between love and death, I think I'd choose to die. Please, don't fall in love, dear friend, it will only hurt, before it's through. You see, dear friend, I really know, for I fell in love...with you. ~Goddess_Veronique~

My Own Writing
i've been cooking all day. i've lost myself in anticipation. dicing each vegetable thinking exactly how it will look as it passes your sensuous lips, seeing the movement of the smooth lines of your jaw as you chew. making sure the steamed clams are moist enough i'm unable to stop myself from thinking about other juices, mine and yours. i'm going to prepare every sip and morsel myself. but i've hired a waiter to serve us. so that we can concentrate on our enjoyment. i've given just as much attention to the placement of things around the room. candles where they'll light enough but also not light other spots. treats for all our senses placed at convenient locations all through the house. chocolates and other tastes, silks and velvets to touch, soft and approachable visual images, incense and scented oils, and music. how many hours have i spent selecting music? lilting string concertos, sultry saxophone solos, occasional island steel drum pieces, all linked so that i merely need to hit st

To All My Friends On Fubar
Well I joined fubar because my closest friend Dez told me about the site. If she hadn't I never would of known about it. I must say, I LOVE this site!! At least here I have people that actually talk to me!! Maybe now I can network and make more friends that are not all about using me for one thing or another. So, Dez, thank you so much for the invite to this wonderful site!! I will be sure to pass it on!

Military
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, For a ma

"check Out This Memeber" Shout And Mail
i'm getting really annoyed at all the mail im getting saying "this is a new member i want you to meet..." Im sure i can find them myself, so whoever you are please stop it! AND THAT INCLUDES YOU BABYJESUS, I love your site but dont pimp it, the magic dies......:)

Just A Question ??????????
I am thinking about entering a contest and was wondering how much help i would have. Please let me know if you would help thanks . I will return all love after i got done the contest . PLEASE HELP JUJULEVEL SHE IS 20067 AWAY FROM LEVELING PLEASE HELP http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=180318&albumid=532702&i=1857447272 I am thinking about entering a contest and was wondering how much help i would have. Please let me know if you would help thanks . I will return all love after i got done the contest .

Come See Us....
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Dirty Sex Manovers.....
Spiderman - you're railing a chick from behind and just before you blow your load you pull out and catch it in your hand, the minute she turns around you websling the baby-batter right in her face Angry Dragon, The - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. The harder you laugh, the angrier she'll look. Magic. Australian Death Grip - The act of grabbing a woman by the haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or kissed. A recommended tactic for very crowded bars. Another great opportunity for wagering among friends. The Bronco - Back to reality with this classic. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girl's name. This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off. Dirty Sanchez - While banging a girl

Pride!!!
Ok i hate writing these but i need to vent for a minute... What happened to the days where people took pride in their work??? The days where people went to work busted their asses off all day then go home tired and wore out... Leaving they know they did their job well... I know there are still people out there like that... I am one of them afterall... I just don't understand why a lot of people these days just think they can goto work stand there all day only to watch the few good employees to pick up the slack... what is happening to society is a better question... why are the people becoming so lazy??? lol i got tons of answers for that one... It's a sad realization, but there pretty much is no more pride in people... Seems like the only pride people see anymore is the pride they get when they screw someone over for personal gain... It's just a shame to watch what is becoming of people... I guess the movie Idiocracy holds more truth to it then i thought... The next time that you are

Hmmmm Wonder Where My Url To My Blogs Are?
hmmm was wondering why my blogs urls aren't on my main page , I was thinking maybe they are to Naughty to be on here!!! Oh well more to come If u go to the top bar look up the top blogs u will find mine there are still here , With more to come more naughty ones very soon Been one hell of a summer !!! Hope u all enjoy...Redqueenbbw xoox thanks for all the fubar luvin !!!!!

Summernight
Should you be friends with some one whom tells you that they are gonna be there when you need them.. Or should you break it off due to the fact that the friend stood you up.. knowing that you were needing to go some were for an employment interview. And even when you offer to pay them cash for the time... What would you do. ?? A.) stay friends or B.) go seperate ways

Girls
Well i have been talkin to this one guy and we seemed to hit it off well we have been just you now chillin here and there well i played it cool... everyoce in awhile i would drop hints that i wasnt talkin to other guys and i was trying to begood and show him i cared well slowly my heart got into it. dont know when or hoow but it did and tonight it got ripped out and stoped on wow it hurt... worst than when my ex husban cheated on me and got her pregant when i was pregnate. well i work at a bar and he supposealy can up there to see me and well about 4 drinks later he is lockin lip with another girl, at my work and in my face almost. so i am stuck now what did i do to get that? -------------""Girls-------------- -----------are like apples------ -------on trees. The best ones----- -----are at the top of the tree.----- ---The boys dont want to reach--- --for the good ones because they-- -r afraid of falling and getting hurt.- -Instead, they get the rotten apples- from the ground th

F I L L. T H I S. O U T
[1] Who are you? [2] Are we friends? [3] When and how did we meet? [4] How have I affected you? [5] What do you think of me? [6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? [7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? [8] Do you love me? [9] Have I ever hurt you? [10] Would you hug me? [11] Would you kiss me? [12] Have you kissed me? [13] Would you fuck me? [14] Are we close? [15] Emotionally, what stands out? [16] Do you wish I was cooler? [17] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? [18] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. [19] Am I loveable? [20] How long have you known me? [21] Describe me in one word. [22] What was your first impression? [23] Do you still think that way about me now? [24] What do you think my weakness is? [25] Do you think that I am wierd? [26] What about me makes you happy? [27] What about me makes you sad? [28] What reminds you of me? [29] What do you think I will be when I'm older? [30] What's something you would

Woot Im Sexy Again
well ive been workin out for the past 4 months and let me tell u im back to my highschool size when i was all buff and stuff. i blew up to 220lb and relized i had to make a change. well now im 170lb and by the next 2 months i should be 165 solid again im more of soft concreat at the moment lol had to burn the fat then build the lean. ill post pic of befor and after her soon and im sry for not being on so long but hey im workin out...

Contests
Thank to all of my friends who have helped me in my contest!!!!! At this point I have less than 4800 comments to go. If anyone would care to join me there, I am headed there right now to make one final push to git-er-done! Thanks again! Hello everyone! I have to leave for Cleveland very early tomorrow morning...the trip was planned last year. Unfortunately, the hotel I am staying in does not have internet capabilities...how about that for "bush league". The trip, coupled with all the love many of is have been showing for Mary (Dreamcather), has left me sort of in the lurch. If any of you can help, I would really appreciate it...20,000 comments needed for a one month VIP. The link is below and I thank you in advance for your consideration...even if you can't help! manly!!!! Hi everyone! Wow...I now KNOW I have the best friends on FUBAR!!!! Less than a week into really "getting after" my one-month VIP contest, I am almost half-way to the 20,000 comments n

Thank Yous
hi everyone! hope you are all having a great friday!! :D:D i just wanted to drop some thank yous to all who helped me win kristan smiths sexiest picture contest. it was long and hard (just how i like it) :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D first of all thank you kristan smith for hosting the contest :D well done, especially since it was her first :) Kristan Smith@ fubar second is asian cat, for being the best sport ever, and helping me out even tho he was in the same contest as well! i wish it had been us 2 at the top... DJ Asian Cat ~Manic Monkey Radio~@ fubar next is james elsharp, for being my rock, and working just as hard as i did. when i wanted to quit, he motivated me to keep going...thank you babe!!! James "Elsharp"(THE sharp one)@ fubar here is my favorite spy, jiriw...he worked so hard, and managed to bring a smile to my face every day :D jiriw@ fubar dont think i could forget my friend, shady...for being so dedicated to helping me, and bringing his friends wi

Miranda
plz go help me girl level~*~Krazywickedchick4u**FubarWifey2Disturbed&MistressToAnimalmother8387~*~ please help me level anyone that helps will get love returnedshady fubar hubby 2 krazywickedchick4u@ fubar

Funny
Wow I havent been on this site in like forever! Since my last visit Ive gone to awesome concerts switched jobs 4 times Met some great people Got another tat cherries on my hip. Partied like a rockstar made hella money! Got sexier got some awesome looking school girl coach glasses. Tried lots of food Ive never had before like crab and slurpee Gambled alot learned a lot of life lessons and jus kept it south burb gangsta gutter as i wanna be cause im a m to uckin scorpio for life. I am the wild chery. Last night and today i drank with a monkey that had never drank before I took pictures to capture all the moments they are in my default album so for a great laugh ya might want to check them out If I have to be nice all day to strangers (customers) once Im off the clock I am no longer required to be nice to anyone so for anyone with a clue dont say anything stupid to unless its been at least an hour since ive been off work

...duke Jone's 1st Blog From Hell ??...
.... hi fubar reader's.... i'm an old school blogger, viewer, and you could say just a perv??.... YES!!...but a perv??... long ago i dreamed walking around with a p.c. the size a pack of smokes !!.... looking & picking up on women and getting laided ??....with this small thing !!....well i have my black~berry and have a lap~top and use them too have sex ??.... yes some of you use for work or games i use my p.c.'s for getting my nuts off and i'm freaking good at it ??....i've live all over the world and these great united states !!.... and there are women all over doing the same ??....i'm not into little girls or kids i'm in to older women and maybe some slutty 27 year-olds or older!!.... i just love it??.....hope too blog and meet some women here and GALS if you are in the L.A. area and want a man too make you hott drop me a e-mail.... love you duke jones.....

Him Tour Dates I'll Be There Will You?!?!?!
Oct. 18 - Sayreville, NJ - Starland Ballroom Oct. 21 - Worcester, MA - The Palladium Oct. 24 - Toronto, ON - The Docks Nightclub and Concert Theatre Oct. 25 - Chicago, IL - Congress Theatre Oct. 26 - St Louis, MO - The Pageant Oct. 27 - Maplewood, MN - Myth Oct. 30 - Omaha, NE - Sokol Auditorium Oct. 31 - Kansas City, MO - Uptown Theater Nov. 02 - Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre Nov. 06 - Calgary, AB - MacEwan Hall Nov. 07 - Edmonton, AB - Edmonton Event Centre Nov. 09 - Vancouver, BC - Croatian Cultural Centre Nov. 10 - Seattle, WA - Showbox Nov. 11 - Portland, OR - McMenamins Crystal Ballroom Nov. 13 - San Francisco, CA - The Warfield Nov. 14 - Los Angeles, CA - Orpheum Theatre Nov. 17 - Las Vegas, NV - The Joint at Hard Rock Hotel Las Vegas Nov. 20 - Dallas, TX - The Palladium Ballroom Nov. 21 - Houston, TX - Warehouse Live Nov. 23 - Ft Lauderdale, FL - Revolution Nov. 24 - Orlando, FL - Hard Rock Live Orlando Nov. 25 - Atlanta, GA - The Tabernacle Nov. 28 - Myrtle

You Have A Sexual Iq Of 131
You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Songs
It Took me by surpise When I saw you standing there Close enough to touch breathing the same air You asked me how I d been I guess thats when i smiled and said Just fine Oh but baby I was lying ( Chourus ) What i really meant to say is I am dying here inside I miss you more each day Theres not i havent cried and baby heres the truth Im still in love with you Thats what i really meant to say And as you walked away The echo of my words Cut Just like a knife Cut so deep it hurt I held back the tears Held onto my pride and watched you go I wonder if you;; ever know ( repeat chorus ) What i really meant to say Is Im really not that strong No matter how I try Im still holding on And heres the honest truth Im still in love with you Thats what I really meant to say performed by CindI Thompson She cant put it any better Beautiful song right to the point of what

Words Of Wisdom
Life is short.. Break the rules... Forgive quickly... Kiss slowly... Love truly.... Laugh uncontrollably... Never regret anything that made you smile.. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance....

Something Cool To Check Out!
create & buy custom products at Zazzle I happened to have Stumbled Upon (SU) this Savage Chicken website and thought I would share a few of the cartoons with you this fine Monday morning. Hoping that everyone has a phenomenal start of the week. :) You must check this out -- especially if you like something unique and with rhythm!!! :D

My Daughter......
Well we went to Roswell on Monday.....the good news is that Mandi does not have cancer....they will be watching her closely for a while because of her having the HPV virus.....They want to see her again in 4 months just to keep an eye on things... Now for the even better news....I'm going to be a grandma.....while at Roswell, they determined that Mandi is expecting....This will be my first grandbaby and I couldn't be happier...... Thank you to all of you who supported me through this whole ordeal..... Lots of Love Just when I thought life was going to settle down....I have a new job that I really love. I have made some very important decisions regarding my life lately and I have decided that life is too short to be in an unhappy marriage. It's time to find a new place to live and get on with my life away from the fear. So once I made that decision, I thought...whew....things will finally be ok....and then......... My beautiful youngest daughter Mandi has been through so mu

As We Grow..
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

So Called Friends
me and my love (sxc becs) would love to do a live show"sexy" to a lucky person-couple that have fun and games no string attached yes mamm and ho hooooooooooooooo all 4 u give me a hola cams on us im on a true friend valid the people who i work with are totally jackass' We went out tonight as one of my collegues was leaving to persue a career that his wanted to do for a long time. I am not familiar with my town centre as that is where we decided to go, but them dicks that they are, left me stranded in the middle of my town centre, knowing full well that i am not aware of the suroundings,as i was in the army for 8 1/2 yrs serving my queen and country so they could go out and get drunk while me and my brothers in arms protect them plus i was never really home to explore the night life, and the changes that have occured. Now tell me if im wrong but i think thats out of order of what they did to me, im not a dumbass but they are, I will make sure they have there comeuppance as this

Yes I'm A Newbie
Ok, where do i start? Well this is my second or third day doing the fubar thing. I have a few pals who are on it, so I figured i would try. I am a Married 38 yearold Musician From The Dayton Ohio Area, I will soon be moving to the State of Virgina with my wife and our children. I play in a band called Sizter Machyne. We are opening for Drowning Pool The Exies and 2Cents come September 27th @ The Madison theater in Covington Kentucky. visit www.myspace.com/therealsiztermachyne or www.siztermachyne.com Ladys who hit on me? your all cool, My wife is awesome, she has no jealous by any means, and would more N Likely hit on you also (I'm not kidding) This whole fubar process is really new to me, so forgive me if I don't respond to you all right away or the other whacky stuff that comes with this so far awesome website. Thank you all. Jade Blizzy Boston

My Pledge Of Friendship
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask, "Because you are my friend"... and friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth

I Really Need Help Now!!! Please!!!!
I didn't realize it started, but I need help in a VIP contest!! Pretty Pretty Please..otherwise I will lose it..:( Anything you can do ..:) Click the pic and comment the heck out of me..:)

Joke's
There was this drunk who said to the bartender, "I want a woman!" so the bartender gave him directions to a place. The drunk was so messed up that he couldn't remember where the bartender told him to go. So he accidently walks into a Foot Doctor's office. The lady at the counter asks, "Can I help you?" he Drunk says, "Yes, I want some service." So the lady replies, "Go in the other room and put it on the table." So the drunk goes and puts his dick on the table. The lady comes in and says, "That's not a foot!" The drunk replies, "Give it time, lady, Give it time."

Why Marry
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman "I

Tony Braxton
You're Makin Me High~ by Toni Braxton I'll always think of you Inside of my private thoughts I can imagine you Touching my private parts With just the thought of you I can't help but touch myself That's why I want you so bad Just one night of moonlight With you there beside me all night Doin' it again and again You know I want you so bad Baby, baby, baby Ooooh, I get so high When I'm around you baby I can touch the sky You make my temperature rise You're making me high Baby, baby, baby, baby Can't get my mind off you I think I might be obsessed The very thought of you Makes me want to get undressed I want to be with you In spite of what my heart says I guess I want you too bad All I want is moonlight With you there beside me All night, doin' it again and again You know I want you so bad Baby, baby, baby Ooooh, I get so high When I'm around you baby I can touch the sky You make my temperature rise Oh boy You're making me high Baby, baby

Nsfw Cruel But True Sh*t
Question. why is it we humans believe in our minds that things change overnight? we have something bad happen to us and yet we tell ourselves all the time it will be ok it will never happen again then when it does happen we are so let down that we shell up and dont trust anyone. how can we overcome this obstacle that each one of us faces? it truely is a beast that can consume you whole. i guess in the end the answer is we are generally a forgiving species. wanting to believe the positive things in life that all is peachy on the surface. comments? so here we are again after another 54 day trip on these towboats talk

Sexya'll Stuff
You scored 25 LAME ASS, 0 DUMB ASS, 0 GETTING THERE, and 74 DAMN REDNECK! THANKS FOR TAKING MY TEST HOPEFULLY YOU HAD FUN AN IF NOT KISS MY ASS CAUSE I KNOW YOU ARE A REAL REDNECK ANYWAY HAHAHAHAHA Link: The TRUE REDNECK SEX TEST Test written by drfeelgood4u2 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Happiness
Today was a very slow day at work and I had a lot of time to think about things and life. I tend to think a lot anyway but what can you do. So back to the subject at hand, what is happiness? Hopefully I'll get a lot of comments about this and I think I'll get a wide varity of definitions for it. To me happiness is having a geat woman at home that you can't wait to get off work and go home to, even after being maried for 20 years. It's having that job that you get up in the morning and actually look forward to going to. The feel that you have found your place in the world and you doing what you are meant to do in life. Don't get me wrong I am happy in my life but I am lacking happiness. I'm not sure if that majkes any sense but it's all I could think of to explain it. So let's hear it peoplpe what gives you happiness in life? Pass this along to your friends. please.

Attention Whore
LOL ok now this is some funny stuff!!! I think we have all been there... looked at someones profile and not done anything .. ie rate comment etc... well check out this comment I got just cause I didn't do anything for her! LOL check it out!!! LOL How should I respond to this??? I mean she did give me points by leaving me a comment! LMAO

Men That Are Pigs
okay so i was thinking....hvae u ever just stoppted and looked around at whats around you...just look...and close ur eyes and listen to the sounds and everything around u...when u do taht everything is different.. okay so this guy that i have know for about a year now that i have liked and he knows this and so he im me and asks me if we want to hang out and i have a cold so im think about it and he just keeps on and then it comes *i have a date tonight with a cougar.... *how is u im me to hang out with but after u have a date where i know ur going to sleep with her and then come hang out with me and try to get in my pants. that is how some men are pigs

Sweetpeach2003
ATTENTION FRIENDS,FAM,FANS,AND BOMBERS!!!!! I AM IN A CONTEST PLEASE HELP ME! YOU GET A PERSONAL SALUTE FROM ME AND ALSO MOTIVATION MOVIES IN MY BLOG LOL!FIRST CONTEST HELP ME OUT AND LOVE MEETING NEW FRIENDS!!! THANKS A BUNCH!!! REPOST OR STICKY PLEASE!!! CLICK HERE ON MY PIC FOR THE LINK... AND....................... Sweetpeach2003 Pimpout Wow she finally made it to her 1 year anniversary,what a great yr with her. She is an awesome friend and plus really hott. She takes her friendships seriously and enjoys new ones. So to all my friends pop in and add fan rate and crush her!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Muahzzzzzzzzzssssssssssss CLICK ANY PIC TO COME AND SAY HELLO !!!!!!

Erase Racism Rate/fan/add A Brotha
Click the pic 2 Join the M&M Nation Lounge! Hello all my M&M peeps! Hope you will all participate in our 1st ever Comment Contest game! ~~~~~ RULEZ ~~~~~ 1. Below you will find the pic we will be using for this contest. Either right click – copy it to your computer – upload it to FUBAR OR go to LilMissLadyE’s pics – Rip it from her pics (it has its own folder.) PS – I suggest ripping the 1 from LilMissLadyE and copy what she has as the name of the pic and also copy that to yours. Will tell other how 2 play your comment game for you! 2. Put the Comment pic in it’s own folder, so it is easy for people to find, but have it be the ONLY pic in that folder. 3. You may put the pic in it’s own folder at anytime, but ONLY comments made 10-6-07 to 10pm 10-19-07 will be included in the contest. 4. The pic is a 1 word comment game, where people comment 1 word about U. They can comment as many times as they would like, but only 1 w

Fake People
why do certain people use them to get points and upgraded and leave them to find some one else to to do the same thing. if you get married to some one it should mean something .But i see its not feelings its points

Crocodile Gum.
I find it interesting how folks in fubar feel absolutley free to post viscious, insulting, inflammatory and outright bigoted comments. But become enraged at the idea that the person they are crucifying doesn't have to take it. And won't. IE. Deleting your diatribe and blocking you. Yes I am one of those who occasionally post mumms; and yes if you step over the line I have drawn for my mumm (that I paid for) you can damn well bet I will delete it. Its the way the system was created. You say its frowned on? By whom? You? You don't like it? Tough. Stay out of the mumms. Isn't that what you say to those you are currently taking your petty little frustrations out on? No one has to sit there and take being abused. I'm feeling rather sad and sour tonight. You know the song, so I'll just add another verse. I met someone through here and we exchanged phone numbers. He told me some sweet things. Had some discussions about relationships. He made noises about being inte

Whatever
to all my fubar friends and fam whats up and how yall i hope everybody doin great and a SDMF for my BLACK LABEL SOCIETY BROTHER & SISTER out and made love for my SOCIETY DWELLERS out there i love yall and goodone yall TAKE HER EASY AND IF SHES EASY TAKE TWICE lookin for new friends and folks to talk so if u like tattoos metal country pericngs and drinken hit me up cus we"ll get along fine if not still hit me up being different aint bad SDMF to my BLS brothers and sisters and hello to all me friends and folks on here sorry if i havent had time to chat with all of yall i be busy as heck with these crazy work hours well hope to hear from yall KEEP THE GEARS SPINNING AND THE BEAVERS GRINNING

My Videos - Wanna Laugh?
I made this little video for my baby and just thought I would share with you how nuts I am...Dang I sure am putting myself out here...bash away, it's all for fun anyway (I surely know I can't make any money at this!) I know that I have over 2000 so called friends, and now I know one of them isn't a "friend" in any sense of the word. I just had a very tame, although when I really looked at it, silly cartoon thing about rating my pics...it said something about having the balls to tell me and I guess the stupid picture was a set of balls with eyes and stuff, reported to the Fu-Court as NSFW. Well, I don't mind that it should have been marked NSFW and I would have been very happy to mark it as NSFW - if the non-friend friend had respected me enough to tell me they were offended by it....people on this site need to grow up! And, if you aren't too big of a chicken....let me know who you are and I will be happy to remove you from my friends list...

Dreaming
I walk into the room...and there you are..staring at me..your eyes are intense, knowing. I walk towards you and you hold out your hands...you take me into your arms, and kiss me...hard and with passion. You pull me close, and I feel your erection against my body. You lead me away from all the people, and into your room...Your lips are soft against my skin, you kiss my neck...and I wake up. It is very frustrating when you know you are getting to something good...and well it stops...hopefully you will come back to me tonite.... Hugs and kisses, Kitty

Lets Help Out
THIS HOT LITTLE LADY NEEDS YOU'RE COMMENTS HOW BOUT BEIN TRUE BOMBERS AND SHOWIN THIS LILL LADY LOTS OF LOVE,IF YOU GOT A FEW COMMENTS TO SPARE..I"M SURE SHE WOULD HELP YOU OUT Need To Level Please Help

New Account
just to give everyone a heads up. im going to be creating a new account. my current account has been running into too many errors. let me know if you want the link to the new one. ask via private message and ill send the link in your shoutbox. easy enough.

Hop On The Small Bus - Fast Departure Running From The Law - St Louis, Mo - Sept 08 2007
118 Riders Please Repost Bullitens at least once, Not required but it helps get more people on for the PaRtY Come Jump on Jokers Wild's Small Bus where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor. Unlike Trains and planes this IS A 100% Free Ride. NO RATING REQUIRED NO FANNING REQUIRED NO ADDING REQUIRED NO NEED TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE DRIVERS You Rate, Add, Comment who you want to and IF you want to THIS BUS RIDE IS ABSOLUTLEY 100% FREE When The Bus is full we will add a second one and another one until we have a small bus convoy ! LOL Note: I will be updating once a day riders on the small bus send a FUBAR E-Mail message and I will get you added on the next bus out Remember Just because you rate someone on this bus is no requirement that they rate you back, This is to see people that may have the same in common with you. There are plenty of Pay Trains if you want points. See the reason behind the Small Bus in my video blog Titled The Small

Some People On Fubar Are Seriously Fucked Up
Why in the world would someone want to mumm about haveing sex with a family member. Joke or not, that is fucked up. Some people are just to stupid for words and staight up sick.

Not On Do To Surgery!
Sorry to all my friends and fans and family members out there! Im not ignoring you all or neglecting you! I recently as in Friday August 31 under went and unexpected or actually rather more quickly schedule than expected hysterectomy. I came home on the second which was a Sunday and Im doing good still lots of pain. But Im doing good! Its been exactly one week to day since I had it and every one keeps telling me that Im pushing it because Im back up on my feet and runnin here and there as i usually did picking up my god daughter and playing with her like nothing happened. Though I am very much feeling it to day and kind of regreting it. I guess its relaxation tomorow like my hubby has asked me kindly to do since I came home from the hospital on Sunday (the 2nd). So far he hasnt made me and keeps telling me he dont want to have to make me cause he know im not one to sit still but he will if he has to...LOL He will to! Thats why I love him he takes care of me he was there throu

More About Me!
93, I am a Thelemite..would like to meet like minded. I live in C. WI. My interest are BDSM,Music. (rap, oldies.rock,HM,blues,and some clasical. No Jazz! I like reading "Stephen King" ..king is the only Fiction I will read! I always laugh..I hate bad moods and can always look on the bright side. I hate television..with a couple exceptions..Family Guy..Southpark.. Forensic files, Hist channel.etc,Weather Channel, some re-runs of old sitcoms..(seinfield..frasier..will and grace..king of queens..still standing)..oh and I like the comedy channel.. and certain shows on animal planet!! -To be very clear..TV for me is # 2 to music and discussion!!!! I use it to sleep! It is my goal is to push myself to the line before death. I will leave the rest for later.

My Place To Speak
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: tiffany Date: Dec 11, 2007 1:26 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ~blake's girl~Date: Dec 10, 2007 8:45 PMThese were made for you to use as support to the mother!!December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF NE ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WIT U THE WHOLE TIME DNT GIVE THEM TO NE ONE THAT U DNT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNO LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND

High Tech
A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait. And I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you please." Intrigued, the man said, "OK." The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered, "Oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he would try a different tack. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball Scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend. The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned. Again the robo

Fireman Sex
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, " BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.

Poem Not Titled.
LIFE AGAIN A FLOWER GROWS. THE WIND BLOWS. A PETAL FLYS AWAY ON THE WIND. THE SNOW FALL. THE WIND IS COLD. THE FLOWERS STORY HAS BEEN TOLD. THE SUN SHINES. THE BIRDS SING. LIFE BEGINS AGAIN. THE FLOWER GROWS. THE WIND BLOWS. THE PETAL FLYS AWAY IN THE WIND. LIFE BEGINS AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. COLOR ME WHAT COLOR AM I? COLOR ME FEELING. COLOR ME PAIN. COLOR ME SAD. COLOR ME GLAD. WHAT COLOR AM I? COLOR ME SIGHT. COLOR ME SOUND. COLOR ME A SOFT TOUCH. COLOR ME WHO I AM. COLOR ME RED. COLOR ME YELLOW. COLOR ME BLACK. COLOR ME WHITE. COLOR ME WHAT I AM. COLOR ME HUMAN! IT'S MY LIFE I WANT TO RUN. I WANT TO HIDE. I WANT THE WORLD TO STOP AND PRAY. THE NOISE,THE FIGHTS,THE PAIN IN LIFE. IS MORE THAN I CAN STAND IN ONE DAY. THERE'S BOMBING,KILLING,DRUGS AND WAR. MAKES ME WONDER WHAT I'M LIVING FOR. IF I WERE TO RUN AND HIDE. WOULD I SURVIVE? WHEN I DID COME OUT,WHO WOULD HAVE LIVED. WOULD YOU BE THERE?

Sex I.q. Test
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Finding Nowhere
this a letter from a friend of mines band!! PLEASE help them out and go vote for them!!! they are awesome!!! Guys we have entered a contest called the Best Band in Denver. This could be a huge opportunity for us. We are competing against 200 or so local acts. The way the whole deal works is that all the songs entered can be found on www.kbpi.com just click the best band in denver link. You will here a bunch of bullshit hardcore and really lame metal acts as well as a few good bands. We happen to be one of the few good bands but need your support. Fans can listen to the music and after registering YOU can vote for who makes it to the Battle. The top 18 acts, thats the 18 bands with the most votes, get to play in a battle of the bands here in denver. WE NEED YOU, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR DOG, EVEN PEOPLE YOU LOATH to help us out. Please help make our dreams a reality, Vote for The Moment by finding nowhere. FN