What is with all the morphing?! I don't get it. It's like Transformers, or maybe Transexuals, or some other Tranny thing. Someone starts out a frumpy looking little monkey and *presto*, they're a really gay looking lion or other barnyard animal. "Look, I started out as a loser and now I am an animal loser! Top that!" Man, I need a morph. I would start out as an asshole, and then...wait....dammit, I'm still an asshole. But at least I'm not some gay lion. "Sorry Roger, you tiger now...". That commercial is starting to make a lot of sense.
