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56 Year Old · Male · Owned by blessed daniel ... and is worth 10,000 fuBucks. · Joined on October 27, 2005 · Born on November 27th · 4 referrals joined!
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56 Year Old · Male · Owned by blessed daniel ... and is worth 10,000 fuBucks. · Joined on October 27, 2005 · Born on November 27th · 4 referrals joined!
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I was born and raised in Huntington and Newport Beach. I tried to surf. I sucked and usually ended the day with sandrash on my forehead. I tried to skateboard. I sucked and usually ended the day with doing the splits on concrete. I tried BMX. I sucked and usually ended the day with my sack splayed on the gooseneck. I tried Jet Skis (not the fat redneck sit down ones) and was pretty good until I sucked and ended the day with a freshwater enema. I tried snow skiing. I sucked and ended the day with a pole up my ass and my leg bent backwards over my head, much like a normal pose from my girlfriend at the time, just not with me. Then I finally found snowboarding and Vespas. Two great things that involve me and beer.

56 Year Old · Male · Owned by blessed daniel ... and is worth 10,000 fuBucks. · Joined on October 27, 2005 · Born on November 27th · 4 referrals joined!
Interests
Snowboarding when I am not too fat or lazy to get off my ass. Blackcomb mountain in BC and Cottonwood Canyon in Mormonland are my favorites so far. Mt. Baker has the best snow, but there is nothing around but dirty hippies. Scootering is also choice. Counterculture at its best. And lots of beer and nekkedness.


Also, drinking Guiness at the FUBAR in Paris...

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Music
The Hellbillys are a psychobilly band out of the East Bay. It's what Jesse James would listen to if he was really as cool as he thinks he is....

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The Pie Tasters out of DC are also way awesome. They are 3rd gen ska. If you are ever in DC, check out 930 Club and they might be playing....

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North By Northwest - classic Hitchcock. What, you are too young to know this one? Damn punk kids...

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Hollywood Knights - Low brow humor. What could be funnier than a one armed violenist grabbing the bow with his dick?!

And I pretty much like any whore movie....and no, that doesn't mean something with zombies...
Idols
Billy - he likes "dancing with himself"

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The art of RBlack (my buddy Rich Black)! Rich kicks ass. Go see his work at rblack.org and buy a copy of his book, it will give you a boner.

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