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Sure, I'm a dude, but I can still tell you that you dress like an FFR. See, FFR is the new replacement for BFF, except that it stands for Fat Fucking Retard. So many dirty slobs looking like a douche. Well, I'm hear to help with some friendly tips for you losers:
If you wear it to the gym, they are not clothes, they are sweats. This goes for all you IROC driving hair metal fuckers still wearing wrestling crazy pants. Be comfortable in your own goddam home. When you are out in public, try to look a little better than the jackass that always hogs the treadmill just to walk at 1MPH. Damn FFR.
If you wear it to bed, they are not clothes, they are pajamas. You stupid little bitches know what I am talking about. Sure, you think it is all cute to wear fucking PJs out in public. Where is your dumbass teddy bear? Here, let me read you a bedtime story - "There once was an angry old fuck that kicked the shit out of people wearing pajamas outside and the world was a better place. The end."
If you wear it to the club, don't wear it during the day. Sure, looking like a fucking ho is pretty OK at night (and if you're lucky, I might let you talk to me), but looking like a jizz skank during the day is pretty lame. And if you really are an FFR, then I don't want to see your night life outfit that is a combination of sci-fi goober and hog farm.
If you are not a hunter or in active military, camo and fatigues makes you look like a dillhole. Oh, you say that you ARE a hunter. Well, you are in the city, so hunting male bunghole doesn't count.
Ugh boots. Seriously?! Just because dumbshit Cameron Diaz wore Uggs with jeans once in 2004 doesn't mean they are cool. She is also razor thin and you, well, you aren't. You look like a fucking cave dweller. And if you are an FFR, then you looking even shorter and dumpier. Get some normal shoes you jackass.
I'm here to help. You're welcome.
