Sure, it's a fun game to play. You hide online and when you see a pic scroll by, you think, "Wow, I am too much of a loser to ever get someone like that. I guess I will be a secret admirer". Grow some balls. Actually, if you are one of the ones that hit me, then please, don't grow any balls, but if you are one of the loser dudes that doesn't know how to talk to a female, then grow some balls. Luckily for you, I am here to help. I've seen cases like yours before. It's a common problem known as "underdeveloped nads" where you lack the courage to speak to people, especially some hot fu-nugget. I don't like the heathen term "chickenshit" because that often confuses the rednecks into thinking it's time for dinner. But seriously, learn some tact, some manners, and open up a dialogue. It's easy. Below are some ever-helpful pointers:
Don't say, "Damn, bitch, you so fine!
First of all, it is bad grammar. The correct sentence would be, "damn, bitch, you ARE so fine". Even with proper grammer all the comment tells a woman is that you wear baggy pants pulled down to your knees - much like the guys getting butt-raped in Deliverance.
Don't say, "I'd hit that shit!"
That also confuses women into thinking you are either plunging a toilet freshly stuffed with everything from the Taco Bell 59-cent menu or you are just some abusive asshole that hits women.
Don't say, "I'd fuck her".
Everyone knows you would fuck anything. That is why you are a loser stalker lurker online in the first place. If you weren't so desperate, you'd be meeting girls in clubs or bars or shopping or any of the other normal, healthy places where real people congregate.
So, besides me telling you what a loser you are, here is some good, free advise. Quit looking at so much Internet porn and masterbating into your special monkey love sock to fantasies of hot girl on girl action (which never really happens in real life), log off, and go out to a real place and strike up a conversation. What is the worse that can happen? You go home alone? You're alone now, so you've got nothing to lose - least of all any self respect.
And if you really are a hot chick that is stalking me, well, you know what to do...
