Frayed Knot FM2 DRK's blog: "ALERTS"

You know when you say "oh fuck me!" haha well I think I have taken that literally. I have these thoughts all the time about different things I could do to get off. I know some of you may not be interested in this and thats cool, but I am fascinated by being creative. I am not like anyone else in this world. I am myself. My own little perversion. hahaha! We may be similar in some ways but thats about as close as it gets.

The latest kick I am on is finding fun ways to use my exercise equipment. So far two of the four have been more than interesting. I am a bit tender in my shoulders today but it will be worth it ;) The details are not really essential for this blog so I will keep them to myself.  But suffice it to say I will be finding as many ways to use these fangled contraptions as I can. This is how I spend my time out of bed and off from work. :P

I am sure I can't patent anything so its purely personal research at this point. I'd like to thank the inventer of the dildo, suction cup, silk robe ties, web cams, and exercise equipment for making this all possible.

Happy Humpday!!!!