Ok...Mannish gave me a great idea.
I'm having a contest: put your boobs on a Wheaties box and give them to me. I'll give a prize to the winner. And no, they don't have to be perfect (or even good) to win. The basis on my decision will be completely arbitrary and have nothing to do with anything. However, there will be a winner...and all boobs shall be random, I won't put your name with them. So..send me your boobs?