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So, me and Stacie were talking today, and we realized that
We're getting married.
More relavant info can be found in Stacie's Blog. Please read it.
Now, the hard part for me is dedicating myself to just one woman...so I was apprehensive to admit the fact that we are preordained to be married. Luckily, we found a loophole that will satisfy all people involved without having to sacrifice either or marriage or my lust for boobs from every woman I talk to and most of those I don't.
I'm becoming mormon
Now, I'm not too eager to be changing religions but, since it's the only thing I can think of...I'm willing to do it. Now I gotta go steal one of those books from the nearest Hotel so I can revel in my new religion. I know that poligamy is still illegal, and Mormons do not practice it but...I'm old-school, and I want a harem.
So, is there anyone out there who can teach me more about my religion? Do I have to eat only fish every 3rd Friday of the second solstice of the new blue moon every leap year or something? Lent is Catholic, right? Do Mormons have anything like that? Do I have to pray every day at 2:15 PM while looking towards Mecca? Help me out here: what are the pitfalls I should be aware of with my new faith?
