Blitzed Out Lounge- with the ferrets in custody and some one in rehab, things seem to be back to "normal" in the lounge. Enioy it while you can it wont be like this long.
-NEWS FLASH 12:18 AM: some one has escaped from his padded room. He is said to be armed and dangeous.
-NOTICE 12:24 AM: We apologise for the inacuracys in todays 12:18 AM news flash. The posting read:" he is said to be armed and dangerous." when infact it should have read " he is said to have arms and is dangerous." We apologise for this inaccuracy, but what do you expect, all our writers are chimps. Also, we have fired the editor.
-NEWS FLASH 1:21 AM: DJ KLYDE's camel has gone missing. If you have any information please contact DJ KLYDE.
-NEWS FLASH 3:31 AM: As the lounges inhabitants begin to leave the possibility of another attack is rising. Stay tuned for updates.
-NEWS FLASH 8:00 AM: The lounge is starting to wake up and all seems calm. This should last until Dani shows up and stars running around naked.
-NEWS FLASH 12:33 PM: I'm not wearing any pants.
-NEWS FLASH 11:07 PM (Dec. 6, 1941): The Japanese have deployed ships (including dive bombers, torpedo bombers, bombers and fighters flying from aircraft carriers)for an attack on pearl harbor.
-NOTICE 2:12 PM: This NEWS FLASH was delayed. We apologize for any inconvenience caused.
-SPECIAL EDITION NEWS FLASH 5:19 PM:
-NEWS FLASH 8:45 PM: It has been almost 4 hours since the ferrets escaped and still no sign of them. could they have gone away? ...not likely.
-NEWS FLASH 9:03 PM: Still no sign of the ferrets.
-NEWS FLASH 9:07 PM:
SQUEEK!
-NEWS FLASH 10:25 PM: A man has been found dead in the lounge. He appears to have been ferreted to death.
