Hey… I just found gum under the newsflash desk... * chews in a state of enrapturement*
NEWSFLASH 5:27 PM: In the news today: 56 were killed in a freak accident involving a monkey and a irish dance troupe. For further details we turn now to k-fed:
PADDY GOT WHACKED!!! SPANK THAT MONKEY! POPOZAO!
... right... and , keeping to his standard, k-fed fails to make any sense, yet again.
NEWSFLASH 6:24 PM: DNA tests have shown that Vader was not Lukes father... Ted Kennedy was.(insert gasp)
