Icarus's blog: "Hurts to watch."

I like when people light heartedly and offhandedly mention that there is going to be a criminal background check

and then I break into a cold sweat.

Excluded from dozens of jobs
outright hauled off and fired at others.

Being notified that certain felony charges are an automatic no contest dismissal was even better news.

I asked to get the direct line and contact information for someone from HR.

Not again...
Jesus god ghandi and Ferris Beuller

not again.

So I check the public docket and information system.

4/7/09
Order of dismissal filed.

How about that drink kid?
Oh that's right... work tomorrow...
smoke?
Fuck, 86 that, not with those chapped lips and that cold wind.

Guess there's no realy way to celebrate right now, but on the plus side, I'm slightly less fucked than I was 10 minutes ago...

Still hate you.
... well, no not really. I lost that. But I certainly wouldn't do anything to help you.

Ever.

Wouldn't piss on you to put out a fire- even if I had a full bladder.

In the meantime my biggest concerns are ... getting this damn job, and if they're gonna break up my team when we get there.

Probably.
That's too bad, I really like this crowd.

And... that lovey dovey shit you pulled today.
Damn girl, sometimes I think you talk to your idiot boyfriend in earshot just to poke me in the heart.
Hell, you even told -me- he was stressing you out.
I know that smile when you twist the knife.
Its the one I've seen in every heartfilled cruel flirt.

Also
the hell is with divorcee`s comin to my cube trying to be adorable?
It worked, but I'm really not sure if I want to be your child's step father.

Even heard a few comments when she buggered off.
I cackled. Hysterically.
Its not that I don't like her, wouldn't mind watchin that round tiny white butt wiggle with me up a crevice

I've kinda already dated this girl
minus the three year old. And exhusband drama.

Neurotic and with a high HIGH need for approval, and seeking a surrogate older brother.

I do have to admit, of the cats scratching at my door, she's the best

but of the cats in my yard...

Also, lineart for Altruz is about... 80% done.
And I really
really
really

wanna work on some table top campaigns.
So I'm gonna.

*raise middle finger*

Seriously though, she's got a cute butt.
But she's nothing compared to girl-can't-have.

... though I have spent about 10x as much time with tighty whitey and know quite a bit more about her.

Forgive me for having a type. And pheremone detection.