Tomorrow is Valentine's day, and once more I feel compelled to state the truths behind the holiday.
1) Valentine's day was not celebrated until businesses figured out there was no holiday between Christmas and Memorial day... So they decided to create one.
2) Valentine's day is that wonderful holiday when you are forced to go out and buy someone you love some expensive gift to prove your love.
It dont matter that you have put up with their quirks, moods, insecurities, and all that other crap one deals with in a relationship, now you got to shell out cash.
3) Valentine's day is a holiday that puts conditions on unconditional love.
4) Valentine's day is also the day that is used to show people how you really think about them*
5) Valentine's day is just one more excuse to shell out cash in order to buy someone's affection.
Finally, since it is expected for men to use cash in order to prove their devotion, why not carry it one step further, guys, just buy a mail order bride, I mean if you gonna use money to buy love, at least get your dollar's worth.
*see Al Capone, St. Valentine's day massacre
