I drive around alot for work, so I am well versed in who has the cleanest bathrooms in the areas that I work in. I tend to go to these places often, and get to know the people who work there.
The other day I got to thinking, is there anything worse than a warm toilet seat? Caseys, a chain in IL and I'm sure other places, keep their bathrooms so cold, I swear you need to break the ice in the bowl to pee. So when you get a warm seat, it just creeps me out.
I locate utilities for a living, so I spend lots of time in people's backyards. I have become an expert at slipping in quietly into a backyard, marking out the utilities, and leaving. This is a great skill to have, because if you run into a homeowner it adds at leat 10 minutes onto a locate. I have heard about surgeries, various wars, gardening, and many other pieces of information that I may never use. But to be honest, I do enjoy learning new things, and some are very interesting, but I have attention problems at work, and don't need their help to waste time lol.
I used to deliver pizza's, and its the same thing. When you expect a delivery in 45 minutes, you'd be amazed what people think they can do in that time. Just so you know, you cannot...have sex, run to the store, go for a walk, not pass out after a 12 pack, and various forms of these in the time it takes for you to get a pizza delivered.
For that matter, if you ever call in to get utilities located, we can be faster than you expecSo please don't lave your dog out, lay out in a bikini and not expect me to look, have sex, lock your gates and expect me to climb it, and many other things. I have seen it all, and some is better than others. I'm too old to climb the fences, and neighbors are nosy, and call cops if we do. So, when you have a time period, keep in mind people show up early.
This is a public service announcement lol.
