Ninja's blog: "Ask the Ninja"

So after extensive poking with a stick by someone, I decided, why the hell not.

This is a new blog where you can send me your crappy problem, and I will give you the best damn advice you can find on the interwebs! Ok fine, probably not the best on the whole interwebs, but there's a high probability that it is the best you will get on here. 

So here's the deal Sparky:

Send me your issue via personal message. NOT a drink message or shout. I don't pay attention to gift messages most of the time. In the subject line, use "Ask the Ninja"

If you'd like to keep it anonymous, PLEASE state that. I'll be happy to put you in the Ninja Protection Program.

Nothing is off limits. You need advice on anything from fu-life to real life, send your questions. I'm pretty sure I have some kind of smart ass response to everything!

*Disclaimer: I am NOT a real doctor, and will not operate on your kidneys. Although I may try to sell you on the black market for parts. What? It's good money! lol