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Icarus's blog: "Augurs, Martyrs, and Agnostics"

created on 03/10/2011  |  http://fubar.com/augurs-martyrs-and-agnostics/b340021  |  8 followers

But not necessarilly enlightening.

 

http://www.plentyoffish.com/seductionresults.aspx?result=0fgf0wesheestxf35l2fcuhy12534

 

My "sexy survey".

 

I put out on the first date, let's take some highlights shall we?

 

"Crossroad is not necessarily promiscuous or lacks standards, but the overall answer patterns suggest that Crossroad is exceedingly sensitive to the psychological and physical elements of romance and passion, even to the point they, at times, may lack impulse control. People like this tend to love life with zeal, often living in the moment and trying not to let experiences pass them by, with many having engaged in a wider range of sexual behaviors, sometimes with a number of different partners. Someone like this is bound to be gregarious and flirtatious in public, becoming extremely sensual and wildly uninhibited behind closed doors. In fact, these individuals are amongst the most passionate of people when the timing is right."

-------- I like to fuck.

"Crossroad may well push your own boundaries or comfort level. So… Don’t engage in anything you may regret, whether it’s too soon, too risqué, or too… Do show tolerance and maintain a healthy sense of adventure."

"You may be tempted to be as impulsive as Crossroad can sometimes be. So… Don’t give into any manipulation or even aggressive tactics that this sort can try to employ in getting the upper hand or having their way. Do fight that urge. Playing a little “hard to get” and pacing your interactions can actually heighten arousal and desire. "

--------   The "..." was probably "Illegal". I like to fuck- and if you placate me in HOW I like to fuck, there's no turning back.

"These individuals love to flirt – and with just about anyone. Don’t assume that Crossroad, who may be a bit neurotic or narcissistic in nature, is 100% into you and only you. Do let Crossroad know what constitutes proper flirting to you and where you need to draw your boundaries in getting involved with someone. Many long for monogamous, long-term relationships. Don’t assume that Crossroad just cares about physical pleasure or living in the moment, despite a reputation of becoming bored or tiring easily, especially once the chase has cooled. Furthermore, don’t assume that many have wracked up a high number of sex partners, if that’s your concern. Plenty of people in this category have been involved in long-term, often monogamous, relationships where they have established a safe, trusting space for sexual exploration and sharing. Do talk about each other’s expectations, needs and wants."


-------- I might like to fuck the same person, but I probably don't care about you as much as you think I do.
Which may or may not be my fault.

"Crossroad’s answer patterns suggest there should be a good response to someone whose attitude or temperament is downright effervescent. Bottom Line: Show off – even exude – the side of you that is high energy and even a little wild. Crossroad wants to see your sense of humor, creativity and intelligence as well as a positive attitude throughout your words and actions."

------ I like to fuck seemingly interesting people.

"To Crossroad, a first date should last However long makes sense, since I prefer to go with the flow , and the date would ideally be Spontaneous – I like to set a time and place to meet and then see where the date goes from there."

"Assuming the first date goes well, Crossroad may take it as far as physical contact, including sexual intercourse. This is fine if it’s completely consensual and both parties understand the possible consequences of going this far. But, neither expect nor push for this level of intimacy after a mere first date. "

------ I fuck on the first date, but generally when its mood appropriate.
It happens.
Why deny it?

Top 10 male turnoffs according to POF:
1. Poor hygiene
2. Bad breath
3. Rude to staff
4. Complains a lot
5. Boring
6. Poor manners
7. Puts others down
8. Poor listener
9. Distracted / preoccupied
10. Someone who’s balding

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1. Myself.
2. Myself after an exotic meal.
3. One of my exes.
4. All of my exes.
5. Most of my exes.
6. Most of my exes.
7. All of my exes.
8. All of my exes.
9. All of my exes.
10. None, but if I can't help it you can't help it.

Top 10 Male turnons according to POF:

1. Passionate
2. Sexy appearance
3. Affectionate/cuddlesome
4. Smiles a lot
5. Romantic
6. Shows good eye contact
7. Intelligent
8. Easy going
9. Good listener
10. Well-groomed

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1. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Just be a fucking firecracker about SOMETHING!!!
If you're a complete dead-ass floater in conversation or in body language
we're going to think you're a dead lay, and uninvested in us.
2. Yeah. Who's gonna deny that?
3. ... it can grow tiresome if you're not cute enough to pull it off.
4. I'll generally go with this, but its not true to the character of some women- and some of those women are HOT. Just smile at us. A lot.
5. Yearp. Make it about Me sometimes. Make it about Us as often as you can. Don't make it about you.
6. I had to think about this one for a while- and it does how you're interested in me or what I'm saying- Christian had shit eyecontact, and it kinda showed how little confidence she had in herself.
7. This should be higher. But at least its on the list.
8. Yeah- passionate, but NOT a headcase. Had a girl that cried over EVERYTHING. Literally. She cried because she could afford cheese- this shit is TEDIOUS!!!
9. Also should be higher.
10. ... eh. I like sex hair, and dirty jeans. But... put on some deoderant and brush your teeth- every day, or every trip doesn't have to be a full makeup, evening gown fucking production (overprep is tedious as fuck to me), but body hair and lady BO. ... not okay.
Man fuzz and a light sweat stink is sexy. And I like girls that think a little bit of sweat is sexy.

"One’s overall sexual personality reflects two core meta-traits that experts traditionally refer to as Alpha and Beta. With respect to sexual motivations, Alpha concerns intimacy and affiliation, and Beta concerns power or dominance. This means that those scoring high on Alpha typically approach sex as a means to an end – such as strengthening an attachment or deepening intimacy with a lover. Those scoring high on Beta tend to regard sex as its own reward. Crossroad scored high on Alpha and high on Beta, so we call this profile a “Serpent.” These sensation-seekers are not necessarily sex fiends, but they can be somewhat open-minded and exploratory when it comes to sexual expression. For them, sex is often a transcendent experience through which they feel unparalleled pleasure that comes from all of the sensations of an intense emotional and physical connection with a partner, with many uncoiling their innermost sexual energy for a cosmic sexual experience. The dominance this type sometimes portrays in the bedroom is one meant for mutual pleasuring – for the greater good of the relationship and connection – than one of selfish gratification. Sexual pleasuring is a celebration of the relationship and amongst a union’s highest priorities. In getting to know a “Serpent” better, Plenty of Fish would like to suggest some customized, probing inquiries to help you:

• “When it comes to ‘Tantric sex’, what thoughts come to mind?’”
• “Is sex best planned or left completely spontaneous…and why?”
• “How would you describe the difference between ‘sex’ and ‘making love’, if anything?”
• “Are there any sexual activities that couples should not try?”
• “Should a partner have sex even when they’re not in the mood?”
• “How would you describe the ultimate sensual sexual experience for you?”"

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I giggled at this, mostly because this shit is TRUE about me.

There's more, if you care- just follow the link.

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