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1. What's your middle name? I have two!
2. What are you listening to right now? The hum of my AC... *puts on something by "The Pillows"*
3. What was the last thing you ate? A roast beef and spinach sandwich on wheat with coarse mustard and hoarseradish.
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? uuuuh... my dad? Picked up for someone else.
5. Do you drink? Oh my yes.
6. Do you smoke? Cigars. Smoked a cigarette for the first time in three years this week, in my defense I was drunk and hateful.
7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone? Sharpness/guile. I'm a very cautious person.
8. What is your hair color? Copper.
9. What is your eye color? Onyx.
10. Do you wear contacts/glasses? Glasses.
11. Dogs or cats? Dogs. Cats are up their own ass.
12. What's your favorite animal? My doggy.
13. What's your favorite television show? Good Eats/Iron Chef/MASH.
14. What's your favorite movie? Ikiru.
15. What's your favorite band/singer? Nine Inch Nails/Sinatra
16. How old are you? 27... god damn
17. Do you have a crush on anyone? Y'know... I do. And she's way too cool to like me.
18. What's your sexual orientation? Straight
19. What's your favorite color? German blue.
20. What was your most embarrassing moment? Probably puking and crying on someone's porch.
21. Do you ever wish you were someone else? I'm pretty god damn awesome.
22. What were you like when you were a kid? A shorter, fatter version of me.
23. What would your dream house be like? Secluded. Secure. Storm-proof.
24. What last made you laugh? Anger.
25. What is your favorite word? Rectory.
26. What is your least favorite word? Cancer
27. What turns you on? More than anything, hips.
28. What turns you off? Dishonesty and promiscuity.
29. What is your star sign? Aquarius
30. What are your favorite books? Catcher in the Rye. The Hobbit.
31. Do you have any siblings? One older brother, a sortof little brother, and a sortof older brother.
32. Do you like to dance? Only when I can get away with it.
33. What is your definition of cheating? ... cheating. Remember that dishonest/promiscuous thing?
34. Have you ever cheated on someone? Nope.
35. Do you regret anything? Yeap/
36. Do you have any phobias? Tons. Biggest is people.
37. Ever broken any bones? Fractured. Several places.
38. Ever come close to death? More than once.
39. What is your religion, if any? You could consider me a Buddhist, but it's more of a lifestyle attempt than a religion.
40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist? Yes, usually against my will. ... always against my will.
41. Are looks important in a relationship? Yes. I need to like your face hips smile and eyes when I'm fucking you.
42. Are you more like your mom or your dad? I'm like a very angry, exhausted version of my dad (real nice, measured guy) with my mom's "to hell with this shit" attitude.
43. What is your favorite season? Winter.
44. Do you have any tattoos? No, I have one designed, but no real intention of getting one.
45. Do you have any piercings? Nope.
47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? Oh my yes... do porn characters count?
48. Who is your celebrity crush? Eve Lawrence. She's an overlooked pornstar in this era of Gianna's, "amateurs" and one and dones. And Carrie Byron. HO MAN! ... Carrie Byron.
49. Are you a virgin? No.
50. Do you get jealous easily? Probably, but only in a relationship.
51. What is your favorite type of food? Spanish.
52. Do you ever want to get married? Probably.
53. Who was your first kiss with? Girl named Ashley, I was at a church function.
54. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes, and now more than once.
55. What is your idea of the perfect date? Something laid back and quiet.
56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Introvert.
57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets? I do.
58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with? cybernetic engineering.
59. What is your saddest memory? Dogs.
60. Do you believe in love at first sight? Lust.
61. Do you believe in soul mates? I met mine. She married some asshole.
62. Have you ever dyed your hair? Dear god no.
63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you? Regularly. The best were the ones no one believed. No one.
64. Would you go against your moral code for money? ... No.
65. What are three things most people don't know about you? I'd probably stab you in the heart, in front of witnesses if I was legitimately threatened.
66. Who are you jealous of? Rich assholes that do nothing but ripoff other people's ideas like that Zuckerberg twat, or Gates.
67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? Only if my doggy puts it in my bed.
68. How long was your longest relationship? 9 months.
69. Is the glass half empty or half full? You should be more concerned about the bottle.
70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Fuck raw in a public place. Happened. Hope it happens again.
71. Who is your most loyal friend? Chris.
72. Are you in a relationship? No.
73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Probably her hips.
74. Are you a bad person? I'm trying really hard to do right.
75. Are you a lover or a fighter? Would-be-murderer.
76. What did you do on your last birthday? ... I do not remember. I think I went to dinner with my folks and read a book.
77. What is your favorite quote and why? Belief in a cruel god makes a cruel man. Thomas Paine.
78. If your best friend died, what would you do? Go on a killing spree.
79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? I'd be afraid of altering the time line...
80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? Get the highscore.
81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had? There are a ton. I think the ones where I woke up strangled and sweaty are up there.
82. Are you happier single or in a relationship? Depends on how god awful the previous relationship was.
83. Who were you in a past life? I've been a dog a few times.
84. What is your happiest childhood memory? My childhood wasn't particularly happy, I'm not a particularly happy person.
85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Yes.
86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend? Yes.
87. If you were the president, what would you do? Declare myself dictator for life, institute mandatory taxation of the uber rich, implement an aggressive jobs plan, cut military spending, deweaponize as much nuclear material as possible to be repurposed as energy, develope "dragon skin" armor for all infantry, grants and tax incentives for cleaner air and folks to grow their own food, find a way to undo the madness of the nuclear age
88. What is your ideal career? novelist
89. What is your political affiliation? Further left than most.
90. Are you conservative or liberal? see above
91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection? Yes.
92. Do you like kissing in public? I don't like seeing it, but I like doing it.
93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change? the madness of mutually assured destruction.
94. Where would you like to live? Some place secluded and safe.
95. Where would you go on your dream vacation? some place secluded and safe.
96. Describe yourself in one word. Terror.
97. Describe yourself in one sentence. A terrorized introvert screaming into the internet with angry prose.
98. Where do you see yourself in five years? Doing your wife. Hopefully employed full time, in a healthy relationship, and paying off a house.
99. What is your greatest accomplishment? Doing your wife. ... helping others.
100. What is the meaning of life? 42.
