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30 Year Old · Female · From Svalbard And Jan Mayen · Joined on May 21, 2007 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on November 27th · 831 referrals joined! · 237 different people have a crush on me!
30 Year Old · Female · From Svalbard And Jan Mayen · Joined on May 21, 2007 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on November 27th · 831 referrals joined! · 237 different people have a crush on me!



Hey, pointwhores: Just so I don't have to be alerted by friends about you shitheads crying about me in a status, I will and do block random bling polishers. I really, really don't give a shit about the points for myself but I do have a real drama with you bitches monopolising the points on fubar because you have a snatch and tits. You get millions for just being female and then you need to hunt down more? Are you serious? You bitches are seriously fucking greedy. Guys have to scrounge, beg and be quicker than you assholes to get a few hundred thousand points and generally have to work doubly as hard. They also seem to be the ones buying all the bling for the females on here. So, as far as you're concerned, the bling and points attached are reserved for the people on my friends list. I will block you if I am around to see you.

Go have a big fat cry about it, bitchfuck.
Good-fucking-day.






Shit that pisses SV off or shit that SV doesn't do.

I hate these list type things but repeated questions are annoying.

- Don't piss and moan that SV rejected your friend request. Do you have a salute? No? Then get one, lazy ass. It's not hard.

- SV doesn't do fumarriages. She doesn't want to be anyone's virtual wifey. SV doesn't believe in the big fat M word.

- SV doesn't do fuowning or fuowned. If SV wanted to be traded like livestock, SV would find a livestock auction in the real world.

- SV doesn't want you to spoil her. SV believes that everything has strings attached. Don't put her in the position of feeling like she owes you something in return.

- SV doesn't expect or care if you rate her shit. Since she doesn't beg, don't rape her shoutbox begging her for favors and rates.

- The nudes are a lie, just like the cake. SV has none. Don't bother asking.

- SV will not trade "sexy cam time" for bling, HHs, VIPs, Blasts, Credits, etc. SV is not a prostitute.

- Don't roleplay at SV. You know, the *slides behind you and licks your neck* shit. Her SB is not a cyber chatroom.
- Don't be a smutty sleazy fuck. Leave the X rated porn talk for those that are into it. SV isn't.

- Don't be needy. Needy irritates SV. SV walks away from the computer and leaves shit running. If she doesn't respond, she's not here, so calm the butthurt.

- Don't assume you know anything about SV. SV may or may not be an alter-ego. Or an even mixture.

- SV doesn't do personal salutes.

- SV doesn't sell family spots. Family spots are strictly for those I've come to adore and trust.

- SV is not here to find the love of her life. It's all just for fun.

- SV takes very little seriously.

- SV is a very private creature. Don't bombard with personal questions. You'll get no answers.

- SV is not in this popularity race.

- SV doesn't do drama, so keep it the fuck off her page and out of her shoutbox. You kids want to act like you're in an episode of Fubar 90210, go crazy, she won't be playing a cameo roll.

- SV doesn't do families, cliques or mobs.










Is a storm in a D cup.
Is admittedly immature for her age.
Swears too much.
Is opinionated and stubborn.
Can be witty and charming just as well as she can be a self righteous bitch.
Is disgustingly loyal, to the point of blind adoration.
Is an introvert, with a slight streak of extrovert.
Can be stupid.
Can surprise with the intelligence she pretends not to have.
Is low maintenance.
Hates dramarama and will do anything short of killing someone to escape it.
Hates 'complicated'.
Isn't a terribly social person.
Is anti-feminist and pro-male.
Doesn't get the toilet seat debate.
Finds stupid shit funny.
Forgets to keep sarcasm in check.
Is a gamer nerd.
Her mouth gets her into more trouble than she can sometimes handle.
Is a girly girl who doesn't mind breaking nails and getting dirty. (Not like that, you pervert.)
Loves her lolz.
Loves people who can make her lolz, and plots to kidnap them.
Has shoutbox turned off because some of you people have forgotten how to be normal.











30 Year Old · Female · From Svalbard And Jan Mayen · Joined on May 21, 2007 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on November 27th · 831 referrals joined! · 237 different people have a crush on me!
Interests


Music
Music

Rammstein, Nine Inch Nails, Queens of the Stone Age, Faith No More, Tori Amos, Royksopp, Magnetic Man, Goldfish, Fiona Apple, PJ Harvey, Hole, Courtney Love, Florence + the Machine, Fever Ray, Oh Land, Anouk, Poe, David Bowie, Radiohead, Pinky Beedcroft and the White Russians, Gary, Numan, Siouxsie and The Banshees, Goldfrapp, Amanda Ghost, Riot in Belgium, The Presets, Camille, Nouvelle Vague, Blondie, Cyndi Lauper, Portishead, Massive Attack, Tricky, Morcheeba, Bjork, Amy Winehouse, Husky Rescue, Garbage, Juliette and the Licks, Bertie Blackman, Marina and the Diamonds, Shivaree, Kimbra, Lily Allen, Zero 7, VAST, Thom Yorke, The Supreme Beings of Leisure, Car Stereo Wars, Electric Six, Machine Gun Fellatio, The Knife, West Indian Girl, Orbital, The Presets, Gotye, Roisin Murphy, Noonday Underground, Sisters of Mercy, Talking Heads, Soft Cell, Depeche Mode, New Order, Way Out West, Everlast, Dirty Vegas, Emiliana Torrini, Balligomingo, Imogen Heap, The White Stripes, Frou Frou, Kate Bush, Christina Aguilera, Air, The Ravonettes, The Cardigans, Basement Jaxx, Prodigy, LCD Soundsystem, Utah Saints, USURA, The Dandy Warhols, Moby, Death in Vegas, Beck, Sneaker Pimps, Juliet, Gorillaz, Groove Armada, Jakatta, Kosheen, Madonna, Outkast, Primary, Spalding Rockwell, The Breeders, Above and Beyond, Terra Naomi, Le Tigre, The Bird and the Bee, Brazilian Girls, Dot Allison, Queen of Hearts, Bimbo Jones, .. and about 50 million more.


Movies
In no particular order:
From Dusk til Dawn, Natural Born Killers, 300, Pulp Fiction, Tank Girl, Sin City, Kill Bill 1&2, Jawbreaker, Stigmata, Reservoir Dogs, Lost Boys, American Beauty, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Willow, Beetlejuice, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Trollhunter, Chopper, the Virgin Suicides, Taxi Driver, Machete, Gran Torino, The Fifth Element, Knocked Up, Fight Club, Girl Interrupted, Super Bad, Zombieland, Full Metal Jacket, Essex Boys, Snatch, Bridesmaids, Easy A, Forrest Gump, End of Days, Platoon, Apocalypse Now, Indiana Jones ToD/RotLA/LC, LotR Trilogy, Godfather Trilogy, Schindler's List, Goonies, Legend, Princess Bride, Weird Science, Last Unicorn, Donnie Darko, Silence of the Lambs, Se7en, Inception, Sling Blade, Shutter Island, Infernal Affairs, Curse of the Golden Flower, 12 Monkeys, Black Swan, The Crow, Whip It, The Loved Ones, Scott Pillgrim vs the World, Where the Wild Things Are, Lost Highway, Rock n Rolla, Revolver, Conan the Barbarian (Original), Highlander, Braveheart, V is for Vendetta, The Usual Suspects, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Clerks 1&2, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Gremlins, Die Hard 1-3, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, ....to be continued.


Television:
If I'm not glued to the History Channel or Nat Geo -
Game of Thrones, Archer, Lexx, Big Bang Theory, American Horror Story, Red vs Blue, Mega Structures, True Blood, Outrageous Fortune NZ, River Monsters, Wilfred - Australian Original, Shameless UK, An Idiot Abroad, Medium, Weeds, Band of Brothers, Extreme Engineering, Doctor Who, Drawn Together, South Park, Nip/Tuck, Boardwalk Empire, Build it Bigger, Hells Kitchen, Twin Peaks, BIack Books, Fawlty Towers, Top Gear, The First 48, MXC, The Walking Dead
Video Games
World of Warcrack (officially retired), Diablo II, Killzone 3, Guitar Hero franchise, Saints Row II and III, Grand Theft Auto; SA and VC, Call of Duty: MW2, Dragon Age, Gears of War 1-3, Halo franchise, Call of Duty: Black Ops, Warhammer 40k: Space Marine, Call of Duty: MW3, Battlefield 2: BC, Battlefield 3, Age of Empires 1-3, Rockband franchise, Legend of Grimrock, Kingdom of Amalur; The Reckoning, Bulletstorm, Tribes Ascend, Starcraft 2 (which I am terrible at, but enjoy none the less. BRONZE LEAGUE FOR LIFE!), Skyrim

Completely amped for 15th of May. Diablo 3. Been waiting for forever. SO CLOSE.

I am a total gamer fag. I own all three consoles and play on PC. Always looking for people to play with. Send me a msg.

I fucking hate people who queue for objective matches in COD and then end up playing Team Deatmatch like a fucking retard. If you're working on your epeen (K/D) ratio in matches where people are trying to do objectives 1. It's obvious you're fucking terrible and need to go into objective matches for easy pickings because we're all busy trying to cap shit, or detonate shit, not lurk around, sitting in dark corners trying to get killstreaks, and 2. You're a fucking scrub and your cheapass is what is wrong with gaming today.


WoW info (so I can stop repeating myself):
Alliance can barely pve and can't pvp at all, so I recently FCed to horde.
My main is a Lvl 80 BE warlock, destruction.
Alt = Lvl 80 Tauren Druid, resto/boomkin.
Other alt = Lvl 80 BE Paladin, prot/retardin.


And that's all I'm giving out.

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