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34 Year Old · Male · From Orlando, FL · Joined on September 7, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on July 15th · I have a crush on someone!
34 Year Old · Male · From Orlando, FL · Joined on September 7, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on July 15th · I have a crush on someone!

I'm an odd duck. I love surreal humor. I dislike fakery, douchebaggery, and general asshattery. I firmly believe 'the Situation' needs to get hit with a shovel. Then a dumptruck. Especially since we all know that overdeveloped abs eventually turn into jetpacks (its true, google it). I hate talking about myself. Even now, trying to write this, is like some sick Sisyphean task to punish me for my lack of humility. Ugh... done

OTHER KNOWN ALIASES:
Hart Thorn
EudamonisticBastard
Toad
Badger Ass
LovecraftianHorror
Captain E Bastard

Okay... quick rule. If I've never even TALKED to you, please don't Secret Admire me. It's... weird, makes me feel horribly uncomfortable and does little to cause an emotional affectation. Like me, Rate me, Gimme the Finger, I dont care. Just ease up on the admiration. If ya feel it, crush me. thats (ever so slightly) more real.

Also, I am an absurd, goofy, dry humored bastard. I enjoy riling people up and getting riled up. I am a notorious troll, esp on my big topics. I like to make out sized threats (things involving Taser-Bats, Sniper Rifles, and/or Molotov's). These are not serious. If I say I'm gonna skull fuck you, it's just hyperbole. I can't afford that many plane tickets people.

I am not a 'guy'. I do not get about 75% of 'guy' things. I have a penis. I understand how THAT works. The rest? Completely Baffling. Also: Not Gay. I am so !screwed. (math humor... new low).

And if ya wanna get me drunk, make it 3 fingers of irish whiskey with light ice. Make that a couple. Ah fuck just gimme the bottle.

34 Year Old · Male · From Orlando, FL · Joined on September 7, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on July 15th · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
I'm a huge geek. I can read wikipedia for HOURS completely by accident (and often on purpose). I keep up with 40-50 web comics and add more every month. I'm terminally shy and use humor to ease the tension, only occasionally successful. And booze. lots and lots of booze.

I also love sharing my music and having music shared with me. Seems one of the most efficient was of understanding the various facets of a persons personality...

If you wanna know more feel free to ask. If you wanna know about anything feel free to ask. You've got better than fair odds i'll know something about it or where to go to get it.

For a more specific list of interests:
Trans-humanism
Nihilism
Kitsa
Anarchy
Psychopharmacology
Sociology
History
Mythology
Cute Chicks
the Muppets
Punk Covers

Things I am not interested:
Ridiculous drama/asshettery, Your reasons why I should believe in God, Nekkid pix of you for BP. I give BP when I can to friends and those who need it for some reason. This is the internet people. If I wanted to see bewbs I do have options...
Music










MusicPlaylistRingtones
Create a MySpace Playlist at MixPod.com



Video Games
RPGs (both Action and Turn based)
Anything with a good story
Some FPS's (I prefer Tactical CS Style to Twitchy Unreal style) on the PC (just can't get used to the dual-analog FPS controls)
And yea, zombies. I love killin me some fuggin zombies.

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