Seeing as this is my blog and for the exception of a few friends no one that i see on a daily basis reads this or so i think at this point. So i decieded to open up and lay out some truths about me ( Chris ).
Even thou i let my ego get the best of me at times i know the cold harsh reality of things at the same time. One of my favorite statements about myself that i am a sexy mother fucker. I say this one quite often but 90 % of the time do not actually believe. Those that know me well know that i see myself as just an average guy or less then average. Now i also must state that if some women look at men as i do women it is more then just looks that attract them even for the initial attraction. Yes i am admitting to the fact that if there is no initial attraction then i wont even attempt to hit on you. I have seen woman that most woudl say are drop dead hot and i dont see it. Well i do but i dont.
Let me see how can i explain this one yes there is the obvious in the looks dept. But i also look how the person carries themself. Do they look at the ground as they walk and never make eye contact. That is a big one for me. 80 - 90 % of the initial attraction for me is in the eyes. You can tell alot about a person. The next is thier appearance, now i am not saying they have to be dressed like they walked out of a magazine. But damn it take care of yourself. A woman could be wearing a 50 dollar outfit from walmart and still pull off stunning. I applaud the women that take the hard line I dont wear makeup or shave thier legs. But dont be surprised if we are nothing more than friends. I am not saying change for any one person. And dont get me wrong anyone who stands up for what they believe will always get an OUTFUCKING STANDING from me stick to your guns.
The next items that attracts me is a woman that i can actually have an intelligent conversation with. Ok i admit not everyone had studied quantum physics but give me sommething, i dont want to only be able to discuss the food sales at the local Piggly Wiggly. I dont think i have to go into great detail on this point because you either get it or you dont.
The next item somewhat goes back to appearance. Now i will admit i have dated and married women of all sizes and shapes. And as some would say i have been riding the scooter. I dont really give a shit about others opinion of what the female looks like if i am attracted to her so be it. Of course i know that it may sound in one statement i sound shallow but then in the next i dont. I feel that i fall somewhere in the happy medium. I obviously dont know how women or what they are exactly attracted to.
I also must state there are other things that come into play after the initial attraction but those are not on the agenda for todays discussion. Mainly bacause there is a long list. I also just remembered another big one. If you are one of those women that i see in public yelling at your kids i am gonna walk the other way. I am not saying let your kids get away with murder. But even i know better comeon do the ol lean in and whisper in the ear that one always seems to work like a charm for me. This also picks up the people that are just constantly rude and loud in public all the time big turn off. anywho time for me to work and make some money.
Later all
