We begin our show tonight with some words of wisdom straight from the Dali lama : Zibbedy Zibbedy Zibbedy Zibbedy KANGAROOOOOOOO!
Our translators are all autistic.
NEWSFLASH 5:35 AM: Cheese wiz has been found to cause cancer. The surgeon general has indicated that, Studies show smoking cheese wiz may cause pneumonia, lung cancer, and having your head blown off when the aerosol can explodes from the heat.
NEWS FLASH 5:40 AM: Finland hasbeen taken hostage by penguins. They are demanding $100000, a flight to the pole, and fish.
