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Vanity Junkie Vote Contest
I'm asking all my friends to vote for my sisters shop. It's called vanity junkie.Make some noise for them!Thankx!Vote B4 Dec. 2, 2009.http://portland.citysearch.com/bestof/nominees/2009/hair_salon~Blade

Floristgermany
Flowers are responsible to add zing to the treasured moments, and thereby, is indispensible in any celebration you plan. Flowers are perhaps the only stuffs that compliments any gift offerings, and you have FloristGermany24x7.com to result this colorful splash. Check the link at www.floristgermany24x7.com for more.

Comedy Bit
I’ve been told (more times than not) that I am one funny motherfucker. For the past 4 week’s now I’ve been writing up some shit for a comedy bit. Now, I have a very dry, crass, offensive sense of humor. I get a lot of inspiration from guys like Kinison ,Carlon, Louis CK, Murphy, and The Dice Man, guy’s like that.

Ebikes For Every Body
The fun with the electric conversion kit is thought to any or all. This inexpensive suggests that of holidaying far-flung from the house is gaining quality. Children these days are excited as they ride with the assistance of the electric bike conversion kit. This vehicle is that the surest thanks to reach your destination on time. The conversion kit makes you push cycle to run quick and is a simple replacement for the scooter. The electric bike conversion kit is economic. It saves you from hard cash on fuel and therefore the maintenance value is additionally low. The electric bike conversion kit is that the right answers to health or transportation issues. For a fun crammed weekend the easy electric bike kit Australia is that the most suitable choice. Your everyday 2 wheeled bicycles are often handily connected to a motor that’s surpassing battery. The electric charge can take you miles away in a much bit. You needn't worry regarding license or fuel consumption. The parking

Lesale02@126.com
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Photos
So I know I have very few photos. It's hard for me to take pictures of myself because, of course, I am my own biggest and worst critic. I think if anyone wants more pictures on my page, they should offer to take some of me! ha ha, if only.

Blog Of Ultimate Pointlessness
So.. I just signed up here because someone told me to and i already have like 20 user comments. weird. but neat. so add me as your friends people. I like having lots of friends. i spend all day cleaning. all day. boo. i hate you cleaning.

My Life
my life is great,i have a great hubby who will and does everything he can for me and i love him more then i could ever imagine.i have a beautiful little girl who at times can be a lil brat,but shes the best and i love her to death.and we have another baby on the way in feb. we are so excited and cant wait for this baby to be here with us.its gonna be great watching our kids grow up together.

Why M&m's Are Wiccan
* MM = Merry Meet * Round shape for wheel of the year, cycle of seasons * Skins are different colors, but the inside is the same chocolate, because we are all related. * Associations with the colors: o Red = South o Green = West o Dark Brown = North o Yellow = East o Orange = For the Solar God o Light Brown = For the Earth Mother (Copper Woman) o Blue = Sky Father * Rotate the M & M: o M = 13th letter of alphabet, and there are 13 witches in a coven o 3 = Triple Goddess, three phases of moon o W = Witchcraft, Wiccan o E = Enlightenment, Enchantment of chocolate * "Melt in your mouth, not in your hand"--God/dess's love must be experienced directly to appreciate. Also, God/dess will take care of you. * Sweetness to remind us of how sweet the love of the God and Goddess is!

Ilowills
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Christopher Shawn Bradley :d
i love him so much..and i want to give him my life..i want to give him my heart..i want to give him all that i have..i love him so much, and he makes me feel special. i love you chris..and im never going to stop. youre incredible, and i just wanna lay in ur arms forever.. i love you baby

Hahahahaha
One Point Dares > >1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. >2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears >and grimace. >3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, >"Sorry, I really prefer it this way". >4. Walk sideways to the photocopier. >5. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors >open. >6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and >pretend it wasn't you. >7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..." >8. Don't use any punctuation. >9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected >sigh. >10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen. > >Three Point Dares > >1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with >double-barrelled fingers. >2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the >nozzle. >3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting

My First Time
I just got a 13 in the middle of my back yesterday. It's so small and aweosme. Next week is when I'm going to start working on my back peice. I love it, can't wait! I'm very new to this so it's going to take me a while to learn everything. Feel free to message me anytime! AmoR

Babidolls Memoirs
What's up Lost Cherry Fam?well just a brief intro about myself.I'm 32y.o.Single,open-minded and outgoing.No kids.And I love just living my life.Right now I'm looking for friends male/female(and I am Bi)but I'm looking for people I can hangout with and have fun with.they must be down2earth and honest.So here's my brief intro so if u wanna get to know me get at me........IT IS WHAT IT IS.......HOLLA ATCHA GURL

How Are You In Bed?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%Sex God78%A Romantic45%Virgin10%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Mistress-st
http://www.sexxtalk.com it's FREE Go in and help me out by posting something or start a new forum. Let me know what you think. Also look at my adult merchandise website http://www.exoticlifestyles.com/ Over 5,000 items.

Naughty Poll
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?Over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bi-Curious 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?5-10 6. What is your pubic hair style?Totally shaved off 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?None 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Both taken and been in them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, and I own some of my own 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Both watched others and been watched 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?About 7 inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?Thought about it, but never done it 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Doggie style 15. Are you circumcised?Yes I am 16. What gets you off fastest?Intercourse 17. How often do you masturbate?May

Men
why is it i never seem to do anything right why is it that the one guy i thought was going to be the love of my life turns out to the ass hole i never wanted to be around so whats up with that sighs it seems that the man wanted betty crocker and donna reed both of which i am not i try real hard and trust me my wiccan reede gets pushed to the limit but always end up depressed as hell and now i just wanna end it all .....

Hello
Hello everyone! im new to this whole thing but im a 20 year old female for Pennsylvania. I have two kids a little boy whos two and a little girl who is three months. im here to just hang out so if you want to talk just send me a message

Hi,
Hey everyone what y'all up too? I thought I'd write a little am new and I wanted to know how can I put layout on my page and a comment if anyone can help I'd really appreciate it and I hope everyone is having a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Shit No One Cares About...
Okay, I have a confession...I'm not very sexy....if you have seen my photots, you already know this. I'm a real guy....a regular dude with normal problems, and a regular life...., I'm not a dude who would normally put naked or questionable pix on the net, but here, I really don't care. I may just get crazy, and post something along with all you brave people... I've met some really brave people on this site. If you think my site is boring compared to the others, I agree...Just give me some time, I'm trying to talk myself into it... Okay, I've been surfing this thing for two weeks now, and I have a few observations...First, I need some nude photos of myself...as scary as that sounds, if you don't have pix of your shit, no one cares...okay, I'll work on that..It is comforting that people on CT don't need to be necessarily attractive, at least in the classic sense, to be naked...That's a good thing...Also, it is near impossible to find someone you're looking for on this thing...I've got a

Genesis Thru Revelations
Pictures from my sons birth were destroyed today. There was no way to salvage any of them. Those are some wonderful memories that I will never get back. Priceless moments in my sons life that are lost forever because some dumbass doesn't know their job. How do you respect someone like that? How do you cope with something like that? Granted I have the real thing but these are moments that could be saved and shared with others to witness the joy of the event. I don't know...

Love
Do You? Do you still think of me? Am I gone like the wind? Do you think of us? And the time we'll spend? *********** Do you think of my love? How I adore your touch? Want you for always... Love you so much. *********** When your eyes close, am I there with you? Haunting your dreams, like mine you do? *********** Do you relive moments, spent in the past? Do you hope this love will forever last? *********** What I'm asking is this you can see... When you look in your heart, do you see me? "Is it love you're feeling or just an infatuation?" by Ann Landers "Infatuation is instant desire - one set of glands calling to another. Love is friendship that has caught fire. It takes root and grows, one day at a time. Infatuation is marked by a feeling of insecurity. You are excited and eager but not genuinely happy. There are nagging doubts, unanswered questions, little bits and pieces about your beloved that you would just as soon not examine t

Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: at least 3-4 times a dayIs sex a top priority for you?: yesDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: yesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: noHow do you feel about one night stands?: not for me anymoreHow many one night stands have you had?: 1What's your favorite position?: the one that makes me cumWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: my bedroomDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: bothHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: noHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: 20 - 30 minutesDo you get off first or do they?: they doDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: quietDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: loudDoes size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)

Yo Yo
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

No Idea
OK SO ON HERE AND ON MYSPACE.. PEOPLE HAVE PICTURES OF BARBIE DOLLS OR ANIMALS OR MYSITCAL THINGS... IT GOES FROM THE PICTURE TO THEIR FACE.. IT LOOKS NEAT.. HOW DO I GET ONE OF THOSE? ANYONE KNOW THE WEBSITE???? I have no idea what im suppose to do on this site.. my friend told me to come here, been on it for less than 30 mins and im on level 3? Ok well just wanted to get that out that im COMPLETLY cluless.. but its kinda fun!! Ok !! Thanks!

If A Man Wants U
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of f

How Is Everyone?
Had a great night. I hope you all had a great weekend. I am trying to get the hang of this whole cherry tap thing, but I guess I should just log in more to get it...lol. I hope you all had a great weekend!

Rebirth Of Satans_spawn
I was Born in 1849 in North Carolina,I had a Twin brother,he was deheaded, shortly after,we were transform'd into the Walking Dead.Prior to being Satans Spawn. We fought Bravely for the South.I had a Vision I new we couldn't win.The Yanks just Kept on coming.We'ed Kill 5 an 15 would take there place.We were Bushwac trying to get back to our Regiment.There were 5 of us.My Brother an I an 3 other Confederates.The 3 others were shot up pretty bad.We had no water an no food.As the others lay dieing we made our pact.When they Slept,we drank their blood.My brother an I were stark Crazy Mad.1 died, we ate his flesh.It was nasty,sometimes I feel I can still taste that rotten stinky flesh,it permeanted our nostrils.Then another died,we cut him open to use his stomache for a water bag.Then Jeb held the other dieing man down.I open'd him up had his heart pump the last of his blood into the stomache bag.Then he Dies.The yanks had moved on,they left 1/2 dozen men to finally flush us out.I pulled th

Removing All Friends Who Are Only On My List For Points
OBVIOUSLY NONE OF YOU ARE WORTH HAVING ON MY FRIENDS LIST.. ANY HUMAN WITH COMPASSION OR FEELINGS HELPS OTHERS OUT.. WHEN I SEE POSTS OF PEOPLE ASKING FOR HELP I HAVE RESPONDED AND HELPED.. EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT ON MY FRIENDS LIST.. AND ANYONE THAT CAN NOT SPARE 5 WHOLE MINS.. IS NOT GOING TO BE ON MY LIST..UNLIKE MOST OF YOU SELFISH PEOPLE.. I CARE MORE ABOUT PEOPLE THAN I DO POINTS OR THIS RATES.. OR WHAT RANK I HAVE ON HERE..

Me
I'm trying to win the Gentworld May model contest. Right now I am in the lead, but could use all the help I can get to win. Please click below to vote for me. Vote for Renee. Also if you register your votes count for 5 and you are entered to win a great prize. Thanks.

Welfare Check - Here Is An Idea
Like a lot of folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit. In order to get that paycheck, I, like most other employees, am required to pass a random urine test, which I have no problem with. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check...because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sit on their ass. Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Pass this on if you agree.

April 7th 2006
1yr ago today I lost my best friend to an enemy sniper on a rooftop in Khandari Iraq. He was a father of 3 who never was able to see his third child tyler born only 2 weeks earlier during our deployment. His presence in my squad was the driving force that kept us moving through the hard times that iraq presents us with. He has been greatly missed. Rest in Peace Rick Milhouse

Invitation
Hey everyone! I just wanted to let everyone know that I have started to DJ at the Love Metal Lounge here on Cherry Tap. I would like to invite all of my family and friends to join me there. They are also looking for DJs to jam out some hits, so if you're interested, stop on by and we'll get you hooked up. It is a lot of fun! I'll be bringing you music 6-10 PM Thursday, Saturday and Sunday nights so keep tuned in ;)

One Fun Night..........
I'm sitting in the bar with a few of the girls from the evening class I go to. My husband Peter is there too; he's come to give me a lift home. The girls have never met him before. Then this other guy comes and sits next to me, starts chatting me up. He looks early 30s -- I'm 25 - and really fancies himself. Nice looking, and a good line in humorous banter; wedding ring on his finger, but...I know I should just tell him to piss off; but it's always quite flattering when this happens, and Peter doesn't seem to have noticed. I know it's wrong of me to flirt with this interloper, with my husband sitting right next to me, but I just can't help myself. After about half an hour the guy -- he tells me to call him John -- leans right into me, his lips nuzzling into my auburn hair, and whispers that he wants me to come home with him. I giggle nervously and flutter my eyes away from him. "I can't," I whisper, "this is my husband here." Some of the girls are giving us odd looks, but Peter stil

The Loyalty Behind Kitty
She'd been with you for many years, her loyalty did show. You loved her and she loved you back, until she had to go. You found him as a lonely stray, you gave him lots of care. His grateful love had known no bounds, until he wasn't there. You miss her shaggy golden head Or striped or spotted back, your dear companion cat or dog whose love you'd never lack. Do not despair for they'll be there, when your time's at the end. There just beyond the Pearly Gates, awaits your furry friend. MySpace Graphics - MySPACE MONEY

Cherry Cola
I walk in to this new place new styles and definatly a new face looking for new fun to embrace im off on my own pace fast or slow i do not know i do not know where ill go on this thing and who ill meet but as drunk as i can get ill stay on my feet so to welcome myself to this blog bar porn nice to meet you feel free to toot my horn i can not lie i must abide to my true feelings i feel inside. but i will make you laugh...

Euphoria
And how I've loved And I have served And I have sinned But I have learnt As long as you are true to the life that you live It is the time to feel love I feel a stirring deep within Slowly picking up momentum Like the tide coming to shore Over and under in its course This feeling emblazed inside Every nerve like a firefly Hovering above me, glowing Glow, glowing, glowing, divine Every nerve like a firefly Every nerve like a firefly This feeling emblazed inside Every nerve like a firefly I never want to lose What I have finally found There's a requiem, a new congregation And it's telling me go forward and walk under a brighter sky Every nerve like a firefly Glowing diving Every nerve like a firefly Glow

Is Hell Hot Or Cold
Is Hell Hot or Cold??? The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. M

Virgin Joke
The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet

This Is America
Like me, you may've received this article several times. I hope that you, as I did, will read it through carefully this time. ...I am not ignorant. I am not racist. I have taught and respected students from many lands. But, our country has changed a lot since the 1980's, and we are losing our national identity. And, we are in danger of losing Christmas!!! ...I recommend serious letters to our elected officials. Just tell 'em you don't want to skip Christmas! --Sincerely, Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone- "YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !! THIS WAS IN A TAMPA NEWSPAPER: If we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice?????? "Think about it All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS? I celebrate Christmas...........but because it isn't celebrated by everyone.

Yes Or No?
Y=YES N=NO M=MAYBE [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Slap me if i asked you to? [] Kiss Me? [] Let Me Kiss You? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Out To Dinner? [] Take A Shower With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [] Take Me Anywhere With You [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [] Let me lock you in my your and Take Advantage of you? [] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [] Make me breakfast? [] Tickle Me? [] Let Me Tickle You? [] Stick Up For Me Uf I Was Being Put Down? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Think I'm Sexy? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle

Perv's Lmao
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The Blog Of Me
Sorry I haven't been around everyone. My Father passed away last Saturday and it's been very difficult. Also sadly following very closely to the sudden death of Bob's Mom this has been a truly horrific time in our lives. They were both very unexpected. And only a week and a half apart. His internment is Friday and will hopefully give some closure to this whole trying ordeal. I will gladly close the chapter in this book. I really can't say anything about my Dad right now that wont make me cry like a baby except to let you know that he was one of the best and I miss him terribly already. I will always be Daddy's little girl in my heart and can only hope now that he smiles down upon me from heaven. I have to be strong for my Mother now so I must not dwell. Girly glitter comments from www.GirlyTags.com

Garen
Garen was a 6 year old that came to me 2 days ago..severly dehydrated with multiple infections. A handsome ferret with cole black eyes deeply sunkin into his head from illness. He fought the good fight with me but did not make it. I finally took him to bed with me at 6am this morning. We cuddled and he chattered weakly for an hour before we both fell asleep wrapped warmly around each other. I woke at 3 hours later with another ferret licking my face and Garen was still cuddled to me with his cole black eyes closed and a peaceful look on his face. I think he was just waiting to have me all to himself before he would let go. He is at rest now and had a good life in one of our foster homes. Garen you will be missed. Goddess takes you back into her womb now and I know you will snuggle peacefully there as well. Thank you for giving some of your last remaining energy to my life and bringing it joy and purpose. Love Always, Trice.

Staring Eyes Poem
Staring Eyes Hazel eyes staring back at me, Full of love and grace. Showing me the world I never knew. You give me all the stars in the sky. I feel all is well, When you look at me with those eyes. My blue eyes staring back at you, Full of love and grace. Showing you the world you never knew. I give you all water in the oceans. You loving me Me loving you With all the soul behind our eyes. We are one in our eyes. Written for Brian Lee Redding. July 12,2007 at 2:30 P.M. By:Rebecca Lynn King

On Vacation...
So, the President thinks that CEOs and COOs are shamefully abusing the bailout funds issued to their companies. I have to agree. I may be over simplifying the obvious, but aren't these companies the same ones that failed at their intended purpose in business? Why reward failure? For their faiure, the chiefs are pocketing more money than the average American will see in their lifetime and to that end I have to ask: When the hell is enough ENOUGH? Super Bowl parties hosted by Bank Of America costing over $10,000,000? Regardless of the source of the funds (whether bailout or not) any institution that accepts a dime of our generous funds need to be monitored under the tightest scrutiny. Really though, try to get a loan with a credit score of 700 or less and you better watch out for the spit coming out of the lenders' mouth as they laugh in your face! When is enough ENOUGH?

Zeitgeist
ZEITGEIST, The Movie - Official Release - Full Production (including the 'Overture') Zeitgeist was created as a not for profit expression to inspire people to start looking at the world from a more critical perspective and to understand that very often things are not what the population at large think they are. The information in Zeitgeist was established over a year long period of research and the current Source page on the site lists the sources used / referenced. It's important to point out that there is a tendency to simply disbelieve things that are counter to our understanding, without the necessary research performed. For example, some information contained in Part 1 and Part 3, specifically, is not obtained by simple keyword searches on the Internet. You have to dig deeper. For instance, very often people who look up "Horus" or "The Federal Reserve" on the Internet draw their conclusions from very general or biased sources. Online encyclopedias or text book Encyclo

F U Bar...have A Drink On Me!
Need more sleep. I came off of the road this morning, and after 24 hours of constant travel, I'm feeling it. I got to see some wonderful sites though. I drove up me-26 (Maine) and the view was amazing. The smell of fresh pine, nothing man-made for about 70 miles. IF you ever get a chance to go up that road, I'd suggest it. DON'T FORGET THE CAMERA!

Hello Everyone
hi well im holly... umm idk too much about this but im here... if i dont get back to u its not that i dont like u its that i'm still getting use to this... thankfully my best girl jodi... is helping me with this... god bless her sweet little heart! or else i would be comp lost.. cuz i swear on this page shit comes at me soo fast i swear i'm going to have a sezure...lol... well idk i'll let cha know more about me at a later date.. but this is the only way i could really get it out that i'm not a bitch if i'm inoring u i'm just a stoner... welp talk to ya soon!

In Another Lifetime!!!!
Do you love me oh do you love me I say so Do you need me oh do you need me God I hope I get this feeling deep inside That somewhere somehow you passed me by I can't put my finger on it but The more that I see you the more that I know Everywhere you go is everywhere I've been You finish all my sentences before they begin And I know that look in your eyes It's like I've seen you before about a million times In another life, in another life maybe, in another life you must've been mine You make me feel so You make me feel so Beautiful It doesn't matter No it never matters if we're out or home We can make hours into years Wherever you go you're always here It's like I've known you from before But I'm just so happy you walked through my door I'm breathing you in I'm breathing you out You're all around me No matter what we do I wanna spend my life with you Only you Do you love me oh do you love me Say you love me oh say you love me And I know that look in y

Sex Iq 146
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Day In The Life Of The Local Jester..
So I got up yesterday and decided I didn’t want to spend the day at home. So I grabbed my wallet, keys, my camera and a monster and headed out west. It was a quite surprising day at the beach. It was like frikken October out there, all rainy and stormy. I only managed to make it out of my truck for about 5 minutes but got a few pictures that I think some people will like. Oh yeah did I mention I almost got killed by this stork looking bird? The little bastard missed me by an inch and ended up hitting the antenna of my truck and bent it L storks suck! I mean WTF is a stork (or whatever the hell the long beaked freak was) doing in Oregon anyways? So yeah anyways the pics are from Ft. Stevens on the NW tip of the Oregon coast and will be in my pic folder in a few minutes…Enjoy! J.R P.S the rain followed me to the valley and now it’s raining here….in August! Can you believe that sh!t…Only in Oregon. P.P.S lol… I would also like to say thanks for all the love my new fri

`mathematics (nsfw)
So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like maths. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply

Good Job For A First
This Is My 1st Official Pimpout For My Friends!!! Its Gonna Be BIG So.....Be Ready!!! Wanted To Introduce Myself,I'm SweetPeach2003 And If U Dont Know Me Then Get To Know Me Cuz Im Sweet As Can Be!! *SweetPeach2003*BLUEDEMON PERSONAL ASSISTANT*GIT-R-DONE FAM* FAN* RATE* ADD* CRUSH*Come&Get A Taste@ fubar This Is Going Out To All My Friends Who Are Always There For Me No Matter What And Show Me Madd Love...I'm Showing You All How Much I Care! ßJEEZY۞NeaNeas Everything۞MsDallas' Personal Dancer@ fubar ۞Neabear۞JEEZY'S 1 AND ONLY۞@ fubar BlueDemon Ellie's FuHubby(King Of PhotoShop)@ fubar Jimmy B@ fubar I've Been A Bad Boy!!@ fubar $DJ Baby Boy$ { DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar Bishop@ fubar mrmarykay fubar hubby to sexisam

Santa Is A Woman
I Think Santa Claus Is A Woman... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. It's as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they - with amazing calm - call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me it's an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas m

Middle Finger
History of the Middle Finger,,,,,,,,,, Well, now . . . here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating voctory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapale of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, see, we can still pluck yew! Since "pluck yew" is rather difficult to say, the

Thoughts And Whatnot
hey all, well i figured i would write a blog on here and whatnot. Well to start, I am currently an overnight stocker for walmart and have been for 4 months now so thats going pretty well. Also I've recently quit drinking and started to workout and take care of myself now. I made the decision to do this for a couple of reasons, one i was tired of how i felt both mentally and physically, how i kept gaining weight and it got to the point of just not being fun to drink anymore. Now that doesn't mean that i wont ever drink again, but for now i'm concentrating on cutting out my bad habits, i do smoke still but in time i will be quitting that as well. Another reason i decided to stop drinking and workout is because within the next year or so, i plan on going into the IL Air National Guard. I have always liked the air force plus its extra money and it would be closer to home. Now the only downside is that i will have to retest due to the fact that my score on the asvab test was high enough to

Way To Earn Money
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The Other Stuff
Well i must say that fubar is just amazing the people are so friendly and everybody has a good time everybody is so amazing not a few minutes go by that i get some wonderful guy or girl sending me egifts and msgs telling me how im so pretty im glad i found such a great site to meet people and stay in touch with so im going to pop open another beer and salute all you wonderful people and fubar when i drink and im sitting here chatting its like im sitting at the bar having a drink with my friends, this is my first blog entry hope its gets me some points

Health
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop; Wine + Beer = Health Therefore:, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Beauty Of The Moon
High above the World In the clear star lite sky I silently watch as I sore high Those that look up to the Heavens Upon this night each month I am welcomed unto you For I give you my All My ever full light of my shine On this Beautiful Night I smile down upon the world As I am praised for my glow and beauty As I shine my fullest for all to see I bathe in this praise For this is the only night Of each new month I do As I smile and glow upon the world Bathe in my Beauty As I lay high above you In the clear star lite sky For I am the Full Moon.

Its Almost Been A Year........
Its almost been a year since i lost my dad and my Grandmother Irene.......I can still see myself standing by their bedsides as they pass away.....i know i havent healed from it cuz i still cry about it here and there.....damn....1 year.......God i miss my dad so much.....50 years old was way too young for him to go........Will i ever heal from this? not for along time, do i continue to move forward? yeah its what they would have wanted....not for me to just roll over and die. Do i know their watching over me? Yeah i feel their presence all the time. Please Pray for the Souls of My father and My Grandmother..... Thank you!!

The Life Of The Damned
To live the life of the Damned Is to forever be hidden in the dark Forever be a part of the Shadows Living in the Darkness of the night Feeding on the fears of others Just to stay alive one more night Sleeping during the day Being away from the sun Never to feel it caress your skin Living night after night Never to age once Forever being in your prime Waiting and Watching The world around you Die as you stay alive Never to get close to anyone For fear of seeing then age and pass Knowing you can not help them As you never grow old and live on This is the life of the damned Is this what you truly wish If so then I shall bring it to you Just let me know when you wish it I'll come to you in the Night As this is my time to walk To make you into a Child of Mine To forever more live the life of the damned I shall wait 'till you are ready my child Then, and only then, shall I come To give you the Blessed Kiss To bring you to be one of the Damned

Rip Kevin Dubrow Lead Singer Of Quiet Riot
LOS ANGELES - Kevin DuBrow, lead singer of the popular 1980s heavy metal band Quiet Riot, has been found dead from unknown causes at his home in Las Vegas, authorities said on Monday. DuBrow, 52, was found dead at about 5:20 p.m. on Sunday, a spokeswoman for the Clark County Coroner’s Office said. She said an autopsy would be conducted to determine the cause of death. “I can’t even find the words to say,” Quiet Riot bandmate Frankie Banali said on his Web site. “Please respect my privacy as I mourn the passing and honor the memory of my dearest friend, Kevin DuBrow.” Quiet Riot, which was founded in the mid-1970s, topped the Billboard charts in 1983 with the album “Metal Health,” spurred on by the massive hit single “Cum on Feel the Noize.” The band has since endured break-ups and personnel changes but released a new album in 2006 and continued to tour sporadically.

Why???
Why do so many people live in poverty? Why is it that those same people never win the lottery? Why do we get charged with receiving stolen property And the cops don't even know we did it -- they just say, probably? Why does life have so many questions? Why do ten-year-old kids pack Smith and Wessons? Why is there so much violence in this world? Why do the men always hate the girls? Why do people say they're down, but they're not? Why do we lose our truest homies to gunshots? Why is our society so twisted? Why are people on America's Most Wanted's hit list? Why, when we're arrested, we don't learn our lesson? Why is it that our moms are always stressin'? Why do we disregard the law? She broke your heart, so you broke her jaw? Why are people fake? Why can't they be real? Why do people think they're hard, with a nine millie-mill? Why do people have to be homeless? Everybody deserves a home, and everybody knows this Why can't everyone live in peace? Why are we locked

Two Men On A Bus/one Woman!!
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more. "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '." $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!

Who Wants A Million Dollars In Fu Bucks ?
I'm thinking of throwing a contest to give away a million dollars in fu bucks. Picture comments count as votes & the most comments wins. It will run for 10 days , and as soon as I can get 10 contestants . So yall contact me and let me know and lets have some fun. * lisasweet *@ fubar

What Would You Do??
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position in the hall, and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap." The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with ten children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?"

Want To Here Some Good Music
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The Cut That Never Heals
No answers, no hints, no hope, only questions fill my mind. Sorrow and confusion, are the only things I find. Lost inside a world, that I do not know. Where to turn? Which way do I go? Is there an exit? Does an escape exist? How do I get out? Why does the pain persist? How do you save someone, who doesn't want to be helped? Do you let them suffer, or do you rescue them for yourself? Letting go is always hard, but worse when death comes knocking. I hear the reaper lurking, I can see the bastard stalking! He calls her name, as I hold on tight. I won't let go. All I know is to fight! Words lose meaning, and feelings start to blur. Thoughts become clouded, as the end begins to stir. A wall to my left, a mountain to my right. A battlefield behind me. The smoke, it blocks my sight. Drowning is a sea of sadness, reaching for the shore. I look for her beside me, is she lost for evermore? I pray to take away her pain, to make it all my own. God doesn't seem

Mumm Police
I recently posted a mumm showing the lunar eclipse and asked people if they saw it, to my suprise after half the people said yah, or thanks for posting the video i get my mumm deleted. it amazes me that they wonder why people wont pay for this site... well when they delete a mumm like that, and then send you a message that says it was inappropriate or had nsfw content it just pisses ya off. Now i know for sure im never gona post a mumm again, why? well why should i ask anyone here for their input when half the idiots out there report a very friendly thing like that just to get it deleted.

Plf
PLF2 - Product Launch Formula 2 Product Launch Formula 2 is HERE! Product Launch Formula is the brainchild of Jeff Walker. Now in it's second edition it has proven to be one of the most powerful and profitable courses for many of the students who have applied it's principles. With so many junk products online Jeff's product is one that delivers on it's promises. One only has to listen to the case multiple case studies of his students to understand just how powerful the techniques are. Here are just some of the results of Jeff's students: Martin Howey is a high end coach who took a list of only 5,000 people and was able to sell 100 spots in a $20,000 coaching program, bringing in $2 Million in sales. So effective was the product launch formula in his process that he still has people on the waiting list, ready to pay him when more spots open up in his coaching program. Jose Espana created a product specifically for the Spanish speaking market. Again, using the same tried

Sayings Of The Crazy Prophet
Check back: I will add to this blog posting regularly. Please do not use without giving credit to the source. Adam Watts (Crazy Prophet) **** I believe in treating a woman like a lady. I also beleive she should occasionally act like one. **** Life is like comedy; timing is everything. **** Adequate application of appropriate libation ministered generously with ample distraction from harmonic displays of creative endeavor with accompanying choreographic improvisation might, if not provide a unanimous resolution, at least make us feel better about the question.

You Wouldn't Believe This!
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. 'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks. 'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him. 'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues. 'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear. 'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured. 'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers. 'Well, who in the heck is he, then?' he demands. She whispers in his ear "That's me before the surgery"!!!

Dreams
On a night we dream, yet so often we are unaware of our dreams. Should we be sleeping lightly at the time, dream recall is possible, and often, those who keep a dream diary can find precognitive elements in their dreams. Of course, the central question, here, is this: are these dreams really precognitive, in that they see into the future, or do our unconscious thoughts provide imagery and conclusion on decisions we are trying to make? The latter suggests we decide our future in subtle ways. We decide unconsciously, and the ‘self’ is actually unaware of this process. Hence, the only precognition involved is a change in our conscious attitude or actions. I’ve often thought that a society, or culture, can operate in the same way. Taking a Jungian interpretation, does culture contain within itself a form of communal introspection which guides how our society develops? Such musings are, at present, contemporary. Physicist and futurist, Professor Michio Kaku, of City Univ

Check It Out...more Writing
I don't only write about sex for my job...here is a book review that I did. The 'Skinny' on eating healthy Stop feeding your face with shit and you will get skinny. I am not so sure that it is quite that easy, but according to the authors of the trendy book "Skinny Bitch," that in combination with a few other lifestyle changes will help you become the skinny bitch you have always wanted to be. I started this book thinking it was going to be about another fad diet. A diet that helps you lose 50 pounds and then gain 75 as soon as you go off it. I also was skeptical because the book is actually written by two skinny bitches. What girl, or guy for that matter, wants to hear two skinny bitches tell them to give up fat ass bad habits - like smoking, drinking alcohol, guzzling diet soda like water and eating shit - I sure don't. But as I read the book, I actually understood and respected the points they were trying to make. And they weren't really preaching giving up bad

I Apologize.. The Contest Is Open!
I want to apologize to everyone. I went ahead and opened the contest. I tried to private message everyone to let them know. I hope I didn't miss anyone or piss anyone off. I am not feeling well at this time.

Over The Fucking Internet?!
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Hosting An Auction
Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne hi everyone, I've been asked to host an auction, so after a couple of days of planning and discussions I've decided to host one. Entry fee is just 40K fubucks, thats right, not 50K or 100K other people charge for auctions LOL. Please rate fan and add the hostess when you enter if you haven't already, this is a join fun auction, thank you. Auctions are a great way to make some new friends and have some fun. Here are our rules ... PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU BID AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THEM BEFORE THEY BID TOO! SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY PLEASE!!! 1. NO DRAMA!!! Violators will be blocked/removed from the auction without question. 2. The contestants reserve the right to refuse any bids placed on them. They must inform their host before the close if this is the case. 3. Minimum starting bid 40,000 fubucks and there is no limit on the maximum bid. 4. Acceptable bids can be fubucks, blasts, tickers packs, bling packs, VIP'S, ha

Vents, Rants And General Bitching
Ok, I know the chances of anyone actually reading this are somewhat slim. But here goes. I am so tired of people reading my profile and my status message that I have up (Rich's Angel) and commenting in my shoutbox about things they have no idea about. Yes, he is my guy and I am his girl. My profile makes that obvious. And no, his profile doesn't mention it. And that is ok with me. I know what we have and don't need him to announce it to the world for me to be happy. I have him to hold every day, to kiss every day and to love for the rest of our lives. I am so blessed to have him. Yes, at first, it bothered me that people on this site think he is single. But what happens on the internet is not real life. What happens in our home is real life. I know I am bitching, but I have had several comments in the last few days, including one who asked if I enjoyed being a stalker. Sometimes, a girl just has to get it off her chest. Love is wonderful. I love him and he

Quite Words So Tru...
the following comment was left on my page by a friend who i have much respect for... plz...do as i did...read each line very slowly...close your eyes, and let the warth of unseen real friends surround you... let the words b whispered into your heart... I am pretty thick skulled and stubborn...and it takes time for things to sink in...or to let a little bit of a wall come down for the right reason... b4 i would always shut EVERYONE out...including my real friends...and pour my self andmy life into these blogs has been my way to slowly heal myself...and as a small piece comes down, my tru inner self shines thru even more and my real friends r always there to see andencourage... so now i sit here once again hopeing that i can reach out with my own heart to those who matter and hope it touches u as this saying has touched me...thank you "older master for you" u have sat quietly and read and encouraged my own healing i have much respect foryou and yours... thank you! "

Mom,lets Go To The Condom Section!
My children want me to go to the store and buy Magnum condoms so they can do experiments with mentos candy. I seriously need to limit their time on youtube!! My daughter says "this is a good thing right? We like condoms,so this will be a good thing for us in the future." Holy freaking shit! Ok,I am so trying not to laugh my ass off! This is actually a really good day now! :)

K-bo Representn
my name is k-bo-i like nascar,women,and alcholic beverages,i'am from detroit MI,now living in chattanooga TN.Iam like no other,so,rate me,fan me,and add me to ur friends list,greatly appreciated,k-bo.

Miss_lisa's_words
I'm new to this whole Fubar thing...but I am a member of Myyearbook: http://www.myyearbook.com/that_bia_misslisa and of Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/that_bia_misslisa so you can check me out there also, at least until i get the hang of this site! thanks love u all! Have a great one!

My Friend
I am extremely worried about my friend, she showed interest in a guy, became good friends, and he seems to have turned into this stalker strange man! Things are getting really weird, he researched her, using his career "illegally" which can get him into trouble, and going around talking to her friends about her and asking them questions. He was really nice, i thought they had alot in common but things just started getting to the point that she was starting to worry and i don't blame her. I think she should just relax and let it disappear. She is worried for her safety now and that of her sons which is really sad to say but this guy hasn't understood anything she has asked of him and kept pushing the point and not listening yet he wonders what went wrong! I hope everyting turns out ok and he just stops trying to stir things up and just leave her alone! she does not want to have to worry but for some reason he makes her cry! * Girl i love you and always got your back, i truley hope a

Train Riders..help Is Needed.. Fkncrazy Is Close To Leveling
FknCrazy is on her way to FuKing... She needs your help to get there... 108k points stand in her way... Show this wonderful lady some good Fubar LUV...She is always giving to others... Let's give her some now... Rate her... Fan her... Add her... Comment her... Bling her... She returns love too! Rate her Screenshots Folder for a tag Start with this pic () Rate her ME Folder for a tag... Start with this pic () Private message Carrie and let her know which folder(s) you rated and which tag(s) you would like... Be sure to tell her the name you want on the tag as well... Tag 1 - Nothing Compares to You Tag 2 - Purple Flowers

Bitchin & Moanin
hey thx for all the add, ect. i had an id on here before a LONG time ago about 3 months before this place got turned into fubar. just saying hi, hello and howdy to all and hope you guys have a gr8 memorial day. im just sittin here bored. my hubbie and i just watched the new herby movie with lindsy lohan and it was awesome. 1st i thought i wouldnt like it but it was just as good as the old ones. i love herby lol. i am diggin lindsy too. i gotta admit if i were her age and had the fame id probably end up like her minus the drugs and alcahol. lol. i suck at spelling and an admited HS drop out so sue me over bad spelling plz. im poor as shit so ya wont get anything if ya did lol. anyway later yall. come see me on my page. btw this isnt me in the pix i put up due to the fact people are ignorant, self centered and wanna slam on people to make themselves feel better i refuse to put up any pix pf my on the internet. peace, hugs, & luvs! Lynn yeh ya can call me Lynn since my real 1st nam

Sncritters & Ebay
Critters of Love is always getting donations in that we can turn around to make money off of to raise the much needed fund to save dogs from our local dog shelter without us these dogs are doom to the gas chamber. So just passing on this information for you to go look at we like watchers and we love bidders. http://shop.ebay.com/merchant/lrfncritters_W0QQ_nkwZQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZQQ_mdoZ must live in the USA and have a eBay account ,only take pay pal and if you can`t find us from the above link you can go to eBay and look under search type in : lrfncritters thanks and have a wonderful day or night

Godmothering
I having a GODMOTHERING party.... your all invited... i want so badly to be GODMOTHER after a year of being on Fubar and its my time ...So here's what i'm proposing at 10 am tomorrow morning i'm going to activate my auto 11's and for 24 hours would love for everyone one to come by and rate all my pictures... and don't for get major points for you so see you there ..... ♫♫DjBlueyes ♫♫ Fu-wife to DjNbK ,Fu-Angel (GM@AcesUp)@ fubar

Stalking Bobbi Mcgee
Breathe. Thats 'stalking' as in a starving caveman pursuing a cagey mountain lion across some ancient wind-swept plateu in order to survive. Not 'stalking' as in some creepy old bastard with dirty nails having a back ground check run on ya. Stalking/hunting. Thats blog title explanation part one. Part two would be the name: Bobbi McGee. Ok, first off, according to Kristofferson who penned and compose the original song "Me and Bobbi McGee" back in the mid-1960's , 'Bobbi' is absolutely the proper spelling and the character is without question female. Janis Joplin, unattractive folk singer/junkie of that same free-love era popularized and masculinized the song with the misnomer 'Bobby McGee'. But screw JJ, she was weird anyhow. So the blog title is explained and the gender of Bobbi is obvious.Now exactly who the hell IS she? Kris doesnt really answer this when pressed and takes an evasive tact when asked, eventually calling her a 'composite'.Quick snap-shots charac

Is Doing It 2 Times Today
Show ~SouthernOutlawBiker~ Some Mad Luv For his hh at 1 fu time & 4 fu time ! Down With the Sickness - Disturbed ~SouthernOutlawBiker~DSC~OutlawsAndPu$$ycats~Owned By Cynz Dreams@ fubar Click The Pic ^^ To Show Mad Luv!!!

My Life
wat up y'all this is my first day here and im just tellin u that im gonna be gettin kicked out of my house and ill be couch surfin so i might not get on all that much... ill check in as often as i can.

Work Related!!
Customer Service goes TWO ways... you can't expect to get good customer service, if you aren't a good customer to begin with. If you come in screaming and irrate, don't expect to get treated with respect. No one has any right to verbally assult another individual over your bad day. No one has any right to intimidate, threaten or assult someone who is just doing their job. No one likes it when you get up in someones face with clenched fists and screaming at them, when all they are trying to do is calm you dowm. This is BAD behavior, and the customer service agent shouldnt have to put up with it.

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Miss Ya Dad
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From Red
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Dainty
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Thinkin Of You!
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Was That On The Invoice?
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New Friends
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Samhain
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Read This
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I Swear
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Tiggers Notebook
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Go Chewie
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Dear God This Is So Annoying
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Sex Drugs And Puppets
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Note_book_of_hope
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Hey guys, I have to go out of town for a few days. In case your wondering why one of Davids family members died and I have to go with the family that has taken me in and treated me like their own.... I want nothin more thatn to take the pain from everyone I love, I would suffer all their pain for them if I could! anyways I am not going to say that she gone to a better place of that she's not suffering anymore while she may not be suffering anymore,I dont know where she's gone but wherever she is I know they really have a beautiful person coming to them and that place will be a little more beautiful with her there, we will miss her and I really wish i had gotten to know her better but this is the way life works I guess.Anyways, See you guys on the other side of this test of mental stability............................TTYL & MMFWCL!!!

You Fucking Fuck
You want fucking pictures of my child, you fucking pay your child support and take responsibility for this child, created out of hate. You Fucking Fuck. You send your brother to my page bc hes on my friends list and have him go in and save pictures to send to you. You say he and you are going through the same thing. FUCK YOU YOUR WRONG! YOU TOLD ME TO LEAVE! YOU TOLD ME TO MOVE FROM PA TO INDIANA! YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR US ANYWAY! YOU TOLD ME THE BEATING WOULD STOP IF I DID! HE DIDNT TELL HIS EX TO TAKE OFF WITH HIS KID LIKE YOU DID! HE PAYS HIS CHILD SUPPORT AND STILL GETS DICKED!YOURE NOTHING BUT A LYING PIECE OF SHIT! NOW I HAVE TO REMOVE HIM FROM MY PAGE ON THAT OTHER SITE BECAUSE OF THIS BULLSHIT WITH YOU PLAYING A VICTIM TO YOUR FAMILY! HE WAS THE ONLY ONE IN YOUR FUCKING FAMILY I LIKED! YOU WANT RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD YOU FUCKING EARN THEM GOD DAMMIT! I SWEAR TO HELL! YOU WONT SIGN OVER YOUR RIGHTS BECAUSE ITS WHAT I WANT YET YOU AGREED IT WOULD BE IN THE BEST INTEREST

Devilehottie69
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Longtyrone
What is a friend list? To some it's a way to build relationships. To others it's an ego boost and a way to feel popular. And some people use their friends list mainly as a way to build CherryTap points. None of these are inherently wrong to me. Some of my friends keep in touch on a semi-regular basis. I've got some friends that I never hear from and that's fine. Some just roll through my photos giving tens and never comment or PM me, but that's cool too. If people need CherryTap points then feel free to use me in that way. I'm not a big fan of CherryTap points anyway, but that's another blog post. Some CherryTappers complain about never hearing from the people in their friends list either in a PM, IM or comment. These are usually the same people I never hear from. Let's be realistic. If you have a list of 200 friends, ask yourself how many times you've actually gone through and touched base with all 200 of them? Never? Then why would you expect that from others?

Beliefs
Many people wonder just what exactally my beliefs are so in order to save myself a lot of typing I will explain it here: In wicca you learn that there is a power Higher than the Goddess and God (The Lady and Lord) and that power is only known as "The Creator". In Christianity that power is called "God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit". Many other pagans have the belief that "All Gods Are One God" so we worship one God in many forms. I was raised Baptist, Methodist then went Non-Denominational and now my beleifs are as they were, only that god isn't the cruel dictator that christiany makes him out to be. Even in the Ten Commandments it says "Thou Shall Have No Other Gods Before Me" as my beliefs changed I found the following: 1. There are other Gods. 2. They are not "before" God. 3. My new beliefs put me on a more personal level with God without violating the 10 commandments. 4. The Ten Commandments can be put in a much simpler and less complicated form tha

Know What Pissie'ss Me Off
cherry tap's ,&, I don't get aknoledgement 4 it exsept that I get chewed out 4 going 2 fast on rateing picture's ,franklly who give's a fuck do u want an rateing then my comment's ,or, comment's 1st then rateing ., I mean goddanm who care's aslong as u get a great rateing 2 ,4 fuck sack's.

School Bus Driver Prayer
here at the bus compound that i work at we had a driver that would stand outside his bus every morning after pretripping his bus and start praying. he left awhile ago and i happen to run into him recently and i asked him about the prayer he always made and he emailed me this prayer. hope you enjoyed it as much as i did because it is so true. Please, Lord, watch over me this day. Please help me to remember to watch all 5 mirrors, 2 dozen windows, 8 guages, 6 warning lights, 6 dozen faces, 3 lanes of traffic, and keep a third eye open for the wobbling bicycles and daydreaming pedestrians, especially teenagers wearing headsets who are in another world. Please, Lord, help me hear all train whistles, truck and car horns, police and emergency vehicle sirens and the 2-way radio. Please, Lord, give me a hand for the gear lever, the steering wheel, the route book, the radio microphone, and the turn signal lever. And, Lord, please grant me the self-control to keep my hands away from Johnny

What Do Woman Want
ladies i feel that you are as confused as men are in knowing what tyou want from men as weare in what we want from you we think we want a reraltionship then when we ahve it we are looking at others why and i know woman do the same thing why do you think this is maybe it because you dont know what you want till its gone maybe your man doesnt pay as much attention as before why is that why cant it be the same as it was when you first met what do you think just curious on the female perspective and i am new on here so feel free to say whats up to massachusetts bye jimmy

Sea Of Red
Sea of Red Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. "No," he responded. "Heading out?" I asked. "No. I'm escorting a soldier home." "Going to pick him up?" "No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his family," he replied. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Chicago the pilo

It's Just Jazz
Miles Davis began playing the trumpet when he was 13. Miles Davis (1926-1991) grew up in East St. Louis, Illinois. His father was a wealthy dentist who was able to provide Miles a privileged life. His family had a big house in the city and a 200 acre country estate where Miles loved to ride horses when he was a boy. After receiving a trumpet from his father, Miles began trumpet lessons and practiced his instrument regularly. He loved music and admired jazz greats, Duke Ellington and Louis Armstrong, whom he listened to on the radio. During his high school years, he studied musical theory and received classical training. Miles claimed he was the best trumpeter in his music class but was overlooked during competitions because he was an African American. Prejudiced attitudes motivated Miles to outdo his classmates and excel as a musician. Miles had his first professional gig when he was 17. Miles traveled across the river to St. Louis, Missouri to hear well-known jazz musicians p

I Give Up!
I completely give up! I've really been nice to people, been a good cop, husband and father! Have been a good friend to some as well! And have always tried to do the right thing! NONE of it has paid off, NONE! However, I love all my peeps regardless, but I'm at the point now to where it's, (fuck it all!)!

Stories
I was sitting on the couch reading the sports section of the paper when you walked out of the bedroom wearing nothing but a white tank top and a pair of black thongs. You came walking up to me, smiling, pulled the paper back and smiled. "baby, I want to cuddle with you on the couch" you said. I smiled and put the paper down and you straddled my legs. Your gold tone skin was shining in the light, "god you are so beautiful" i said. I wrapped my arms around you and pulled you close to me and began kissing your chest and working my way up to your sweet lips. One gentle kiss on your lips and you melted in my arms. I pulled back and said" I love you baby doll, you're the best thing that has ever happened to me" your eyes swelled up with tears and you kissed my lips and began to hug me. I began massaging your back and just looking up and down at your gorgeous body. How could a man like myself be so damn lucky to have you in my life. You slowly pulled your tank top off and your beautiful

My Musings
This is my first blog and all I really wanted to say is that I am a short hispanic lesbian...and if anyone can help me as to where we designate our sexuality on here I would be most appreciative as I do not like being bothered by men, yet I dont want to be intimidating to other women.

Come To Ma Window
Come To My Window Melissa Ethridge Come to my window, crawl inside Wait by the light of the moon Come to my window, I'll be home soon I would dial the numbers Just to listen to your breath I would stand inside my hell And hold the hand of death You don't know how far I'd go To ease this precious ache You don't know how much I'd give Or how much I can take Just to reach you Just to reach you Just to reach you Come to my window, crawl inside Wait by the light of the moon Come to my window, I'll be home soon Keeping my eyes open I cannot afford to sleep Giving away promises I know that I can't keep Nothing fills the blackness That has seeped into my chest I need you in my blood I am forsaking all the rest Just to reach you Just to reach you Oh, to reach you Come to my window, crawl inside Wait by the light of the moon Come to my window, I'll be home soon I don't care what they think I don't care what they say What do they know about t

Questions To Answer
Take this survey 1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be? 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? 3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? 4. Do you take compliments well? 5. Do you play Sudoku? 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? 7. Do you like to ride horses? 8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? 9. What was your favorite game as a kid? 10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it? 11. Have you lied to get out of a date? 12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? 13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued? 14. Use three words to describe yourself? 15. Do any songs make you cry? 16. Are you continuing your education? 17. Do you know how to shoot a gun? 18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed? 19. How often do you read books? 20. Do you think more about the past, present

What Should I Do
why do the girls wont to fiend a nice ,and careing guy then they wont the bad boy? i used to be the bad boy until i met her then i started to change for the better now i wish i had it all over to do so i could show her that i under stand some of the things that are going on now and i dont really blame her for anything i would like to know why she got so pissed at me for a mumm i had done on top of it all i might not have her anymore and it scares the hell out of me like my world just came to a stop i can eat,sleep,with knowing i might lose the best thing in my life if she is gone that proves that everybody was right about how my life would turn out my family i thought i would have will be gone with her

Much Sweeter Than Candy
"MUCH SWEETER THAN CANDY" HOW SWEET CAN SWEET GET WHEN THERE IS ALWAYS SWEETS FOR THE SWEET??? TEMPTATION IS THE TENDER AND VELUMPUOUSE TASTE I GET AS I LICK MY LIPS AFTER KISSING YOUR CANDIED CHEEK THE SHARP PAIN I LOVE TO GET WHEN U PUT YOUR INDEX FINGER UPON MY BOTTOM LIP AFTER BEING ON THE TIP OF YOUR TOUNGE YOUR SKIN AND VICSONIZING ANGELIC VOICE AS SOFT AS MARSHMELLOWS,IN WHICH I OFTEN FANTISIZE ABOUT MAKING SMORES WITH MY DARK CHOCOLATE AS THE CANDLE LIGHT SHINES ITS PASSION UPON YOUR CAREMELIZED SKIN LIKE THE SUN SETTING AT DAWN WHEN THE WATER REFLECTS THE LIGHT FROM THE SETTING SUN AS I ENJOY KISSING YOUR GLAZED STRAWBERRY COLORED LIPS AS SWEET AS A HONEY BUN AS FRESH AS THE DAY THEY PACKAGED IT, EXCEPT YOUR EVERLASTING FLAVOR DOES'NT HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE "NEVER THE LESS" AS I RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH YOUR LONG SOFT CURLY HAIR AS BLUEBERRY CANDY THAT IS SOFT AS COTTON WITH THE SWEET ESSENCE OF AN ANGEL WHILE I STARE INTO YOUR EYES

It's The Fear!!!!
Waits for the day, I will let it out Give it a reason, to give it its might I fear who I am becoming, I feel that I am losing the struggle within I can no longer restrain it, My strength, it is fading I have to give in It's the fear, The fear of the darkness is growing inside of me They won, they will come to life Have to save, Save my beloved, There is no escape Because my fate is horror and doom Hold down your head now, Just let me pass by Don't feed my fear, If you don't want it out I fear who I am becoming, I feel that I'm losing all beauty within I can no longer restrain it, My strength, it is fading I have to give in It's the fear, The fear of the darkness is growing inside of me They won, they will come to life Have to save, Save my beloved, There is no escape Because my fate is horror and doom Long ago, it came to me I'm, ever since that day, Infected with its rage But it ends today It's the fear, The fear of the darkness is g

Win A Sigtag
Win a personalized sigtag Would you like to win an original personalized sigtag made by me personally, all you have to do is going to the link below and rate my friends pictures then let me know you have down them, in return i will make you your own special graphic di ( BRITISH BOMBER 1)) (BRITS ON TOUR)@ fubar

Trees Lmao!!
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, The beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you’re a tree expert. Can you tell us if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It’s neither, however, ....... .............. it’s the best piece of ash I ever put my pecker in.

Will You Run Away With Me!!!!
Let's run away Name a place Where the air tastes like rain And the sun shines like Sunday morning You bring your laugh and I'll bring my sense of humor And we can the waste days One week after another Turn it up turn it up I'm falling Turn the music up and fall in love with me Turn it up turn it up I'm falling Turn the music up and fall in love with me Don't need a book Don't need anything but The art of conversation and the lovely gift of sleep We won't leave till sand's in everything and Hearts are full of breeze And we've caught up on our daydreeming Turn it up turn it up I'm falling Turn the music up and fall in love with me Turn it up turn it up I'm falling Turn the music up and fall in love with me When the night comes We can stay in bed And what's left to talk about Is better left unsaid Turn it up turn it up I'm falling Turn the music up and fall in love with me Turn it up turn it up I'm falling Turn th

Im Out Of Trying!!!!
Hold me now I need to feel relief Like I never wanted anything I suppose I'll let this go and find a reason I'll hold on to I'm so ashamed of defeat And I'm out of reason to believe in me I'm out of trying to get by I'm so afraid of the gift you'll give me I don't belong here and I'm not well I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living Right on the wrong side of it all I can't face myself when I wake up And look inside a mirror I'm so ashamed of that thing I suppose I'll let it go Til I have something more to say for me I'm so afraid of defeat And I'm out of reason to believe in me I'm out of trying to defy I'm so afraid of the gift you'll give me I don't belong here and I'm not well I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living Right on the wrong side of it all Hold me now I need to feel complete Like I matter to the one I need I'm so afraid of the gift you'll give me I don't belong here and I'm not well I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living Right on the wrong side

Opinions
ok short and simple.... i have 2 skins running... 1 with a red aback ground... the other one of my originals... wat i like to know my original i have pics now in the friend list and such'i was wondering which i liked better.... i dont wanna over do it.... thank u....me

People
People are odd creatures. Curiosity killed the cat and it has nine lives - so why do we need to know so much about a person and what motivates them to act in certain ways? I tell you I need a break, and you want to know why. I tell you because I don't think I'm being fair to you and don't want to be a person who uses people as props in life, and you're confused. i wish I could tell you more, but I'm afraid of hurting your fragile ego, if you were a cat you'd be on your last few lives - just leave things be.

Meltd0wns Words
you get lured in with promises of points and entry for a possible greater prize. But they are bogus. for the past 4 days Ive been "preapproved" to do a survey, and after spending an average of between 5 to 10 minutes on each survey, it finishes and then Im told "you dont qualify for what we are looking for". So basically they want all their surveys to say exactly what they want, and dont want varied opinions. I feel if I spent all that time answering all those questions. I should get credit for doing the survey. IF they do have qualifications for surveys, they should ask them first thing, not wait till you've already taken the survey and waste all your time. This is the first "Negative" experience I've had since joining this site, and unfortunately its the site itself lying to me which makes it worse. I just hope to warn others before they are duped by this underhanded tactic, and save them the negative experience.

Wet Pants
WET PANTS Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, 'Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat.' He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered. As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the bo

Woot Im Sexy Again
well ive been workin out for the past 4 months and let me tell u im back to my highschool size when i was all buff and stuff. i blew up to 220lb and relized i had to make a change. well now im 170lb and by the next 2 months i should be 165 solid again im more of soft concreat at the moment lol had to burn the fat then build the lean. ill post pic of befor and after her soon and im sry for not being on so long but hey im workin out...

Firefighter's Pome
What is a Fire Fighter? A Fire Fighter is a lonely man holding a midmorning watch with book in hand and a telephone within a split seconds reach. A darkened apparatus floor, a complicated alarm system, now silent, but perhaps within the next blink of en eye or turn of a page will scream out with the clanging of bells, the turning of gears, and the ticking of tape. What is as Fire Fighter? He is years of constant training that must guide him in every move once that Great Silver Bell again must exact "Awake ye from your beds! " Your heavy resting hearts within the sigh of an awakening must now beat with the strength of an athlete, a fighter, for a fighter you are. A fire fighter is a man responsible for thousands of dollars of equipment, and for the lives of his fellowmen he knows he must protect. He is a man constantly studying for promotions, not content that as a private he already represents leadership in the community. For a young girl or boy there is no doubt who he is. Yes he was

Sabrina~the Bounty Hunter~
I will do what I can to make my title the right one! I am greatful that my great friend Jon thought that I would be a great addition to the family! Thanks jon for having such great faith in me and for being an awesome friend and family member!

My Alter Ego
Who is my alter ego? As a Galactic Overlord sent back to earth to study it, I have to have an alter ego. A cover, if you will. I've chosen the role of an over the road truck driver. This allows me to travel all over America and interact with my fellow humans. It pays a pretty decent wage which keeps clothes on my back, food in my belly, and a roof over my head. When I'm not driving I try and spend as much time as I can with family. Primarily in Birmingham, AL. The opportunity to visit family is one that I haven't had with previous career choices. I tried a couple of other covers prior to settling on this one. My first was that of a soldier. I figured since I was trained in the art of war, I should work with the military of the greatest nation on planet earth. For 12 years I moved quietly through the ranks of the U.S. Army. I even served in the first Persian Gulf War. Then I was cross trained to work on attack helicopters. In my 12th year of service one of my genetic enhan

Messed Up
This oughta upset everybody! How they vote in the United Nations Below are the actual voting records of various Arabic/Islamic States which are recorded in both the US State Department and United Nations records: Kuwait votes against the United States 67% of the time Qatar votes against the United States 67% of the time Morocco votes against the United States 70% of the time United Arab Emirates votes against the U. S. 70% of the time. Jordan votes against the United States 71% of the time. Tunisia votes against the United States 71% of the time. Saudi Arabia votes against the United States 73% of the time. Yemen votes against the United States 74% of the time. Algeria votes against the United States 74% of the time. Oman votes against the United States 74% of the time. Sudan votes against the United States 75% of the time. Pakistan votes against the United States 75% of the time. Libya votes against the United States 76% of the time. Egypt

Food For The Mind!!!!!!!!
The day you decide to do it you think okay. This is it, the rest of my life. I’m ready nothing can change my mind. I have been waiting for this for forever. I have dreamt of this for as long as I can remember. I am going to be the happiest person in the world. Many plans have been made so this day will be perfect. Everything is going according to schedule nothing can go wrong. Wow I did it it’s finally over no more worries. I can finally enjoy myself with no fears. Live life and go on to do bigger and better things with myself. Become more knowledgeable gain wisdom and fulfill my dreams. Have that dream career with the dream salary. Drive the better cars have the nicest clothes. Live in the nicest neighborhoods with neighbors who mind their own business. Vacation a few times a year in distant places. Answer the phone or just let the answering machine do it for you. Wow seems as though things just remain the same. Different days of the week and times of the day

Escape.
im your cosmic youre my steller unique on a universal, starry adventure a trip across uncharted skys youre radiance surpass my eyes a broaded visual of having everything my internal cosmic heartbeat im youre external solar system our righteous universe happiness and joy, together we stand hand in hand we face the harshness of man we wont fall in this worlds game well sing this song, together we made. it creeps from behind like a hurricane in a light spring drizzle. the fear of fading out of the light. its the monster under ever childs bed and all the nightmares that fill our heads. a theif in the night taking what is mine. if it gets too close your life it will ignite. taking everything you hold so close and still consider it a friend. betrayal and lies are all youll become. all you do it will control. the love and need will overwhelm you. just to feel the rush again. everyday theres sum1 that feels this way. bud do you? and if so is it too late for you to escape?

General Black Jack Pershing
I found this by accident while surfin and thought it was very interesting and kinda odd as to where it came up and why ive never heard of him and what he did before. This is Almost word for word so it is of no opinion just a fact in world history. GENERAL BLACK JACK PERSHING Was born september 13th, 1860 near Laclede MS, he died July 15th, 1948 in washington, D.C. Highlights of his life include: 1891 Prof. of Military Science and Tactics Univer. of Nebraska 1898Serves in the Spanish-American War 1901 Awarded rank of Captain 1906 Promoted to rank of Brigadier General 1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines 1916 Made Major General 1919 Promoted to General of the Armies 1921 Appointed Chief of Staff 1924 Retires from active duty Education West Point Just before WW1, there were a number of ter....st attacks on the united States forces in the Philippines by Mu...m extremists. So General Pershing captured 50 ter....sts and had them tied to posts for execution