Ninja's blog: "Ask the Ninja"

Dear Ninja

Can I use the fact that the world is going to end tomorrow as a way to score alot of meaningless sex with the down and out depressed women of fubar? (and stupid enough to fall for it)

Lookin for a last hoorah

Dear Desperate Guy,

While the list of women with daddy issues that are willing to let you poke them for no other reason than you have a penis are a-plenty on here, I don't think the rapture is going to help you score. If they are that down and desperate, they probably aren't something you want to remember having sex with, even if it's in the after-life. And if the world doesn't end, then you will also be carrying around the stench of that nasty night, along with the STDs you might pick up (cause let's face it, she ain't picky) and new the new stalker, because you know you will tell her that you love her.

My advice, grab a porn and rub one out. Tomorrow's just another day.