1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
in the morning... when i am awakened... in the afternoon... while forced up against a wall... at night... when i have caught my breath.
2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
if i am facing the bed... i want the left.
3. Who was the last person you slept with?
the boy
4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
i haven't thrown up since i was twelve or so...
5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?
leftage
6. Candles or Incense?
if it smells like fruit... either one. i am allergic to just about everything else...
7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
mostly to 80s music
8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
wait... some people didn't?
9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
i worked at a strip club... i was a waitress... but this one time... during superbowl... four hundred dollars... five minutes... and i still had a bra and boy short underwear on...
10. Stove top cooking or microwave?
stove top thanks.
11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
neither.
12. Shower or bath?
baths make me feel like i am sitting in gross.
13. Do you pee in the shower?
i do! i think you do too... but you won't admit it.
15. Mexican or Chinese food?
i have a recent addiction to mexican
16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggressive. definitely.
17. Do you love someone on your top friends list?
sure do.
18. Do you own sex toys?
i think every girl should... i don't though. it's sad. it's just for the moment. it's not like i haven't before
19. Corn Dogs or Hot Dogs?
i'll pass on the pig, thanks.
20. Your favorite restaurants?
umm... me eat food.
21. What did you have for lunch today?
nothing.
22. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce?
romaine
23. When did you last fall down?
ha! ha! ha!hahahaha! HA! i always fall down. i think my second home is the ground...
24. Have you ever wished someone were dead?
my mom.
25. Love or Money?
this question is pointless.
26. Credit Cards or cash?
cash
27. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
my mom. my step dad. others.
28. Oreos or Vanilla Wafers?
um... gross?
29. How do you like your steak cooked?
rare. no sauce.
30. How do you like your eggs cooked?
over easy... with toast. i heart egg blood.
31. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?
sure have. i broke a kids eyesocket too.
32. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
i heart camping.
33. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
root canal.
34. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
yup. wouldn't bother me.
35. Would you rather have lice or eat shit?
lice. i would make a lice farm.
36) What is your favorite hard candy?
i don't eat cand. but i like watermelon jolly ranchers.
37) Ever been to a strip club?
i worked at one forever.
38) Ever been to a bar?
aren't i at one right now? damn it... i'm late.
39) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
nope.
40) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
yeah... shit tequila kills me.
41) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
tons of times. i'm pretty gay
42) Thrown up from drinking too much?
not once. it's not good. i sometimes wish i could.
43) Had sex in the car?
a million times.
44) Had sex at the beach?
yup.
45) Had sex in a movie theater?
one day.
46) Had sex in a bathroom?
ha! mmhmm...
47) Had sex at work?
this question brings a story... it ties in with the last question... i was the manager... he was my employee... enough sexual tension and i told my best friend to watch the store. i was slammed up against the bathroom floor... the rest was history.
48) Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
tons.
49) Bought something from an adult store?
tons.
50) Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store?
yeah... i used to date a stripper.
51) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
ummm... yes. yesyesyesyes.
52) Have you been caught having sex?
a million times... but being caught by his grandma was the worst.
54) Have you ever kissed a stranger?
tons.
55) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
mmhmm
