1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said : my lips are swollen.
2. When is the next time you will make out?: i have a scheduled appointment next tuesday. er... something.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "LUCK"?: duck. her name is crackers.
4. What's your favorite planet?: pluto. it's shunned.
5. Who's the 2nd person on your missed calls list?: "misery"
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?: keep your hands off my girl. i like when that plays...
7. What shirt are you wearing right now?: a blue and purple stripy little girls sleep shirt.
8. What do you "label" yourself as? not you.
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?: actually... i am wearing mickey mouse feet slippers.
10. Bright or dark room? brightish
11. What do you think about the person who last took this survey?: everything.
12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you choose? the left. always the left. left is superior.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?: drinking at the bar.
14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?: "alright, but it won't be for awhile yet."
15. What just so happens to be the best song in the world?:
one bourbon one scotch and one beer. tell me who sings it and i'll give you a present. *
16. What's a word or phrase that you say a lot?:
faux shaux.
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?: my husband.
18. Last furry thing you touched?: my dogpuppybeast.
19. How many drugs have you done in the past 3 days?: alcohol doesn't count. cold meds... tons.
(hey b ry... fear and loathing!)
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?: probably a ton. it will bever happen
21. Favorite age you have been so far?: seventeen.
22. Hats or beanies?: i look best in bowlers and old man hats.
23. Your worst enemy?: jesus.
24. What's your current desktop picture?: and adorable robot picture that my joebot sent me one time. i miss joe...
25. What is the last thing you said to someone?: are you guys talking about my drunken escapades again?
26. Do you love someone?: ::nods::
27. Last song you listened to?: lazy eye by silversun pick ups
28. Do you have any piercings? i have seventeen. go ahead... ask. you know you want to.
29. Do you have any tattoos? two. on my wrists.
30. Do you do the games in the ads on myspace?: noway. i don't normally even look at myspace for over two minutes.
31. What do you fear? fish.
32. What do you do when you pass graveyards?: feel compelled to go play.
33. Have you ever seen a shooting star?: once i think...
34. How old do you think you'll live to be?: i've got a lot of native american blood in me. i think i'll live forever.
35. Song lyrics stuck in your head?: lazy eye.
36. List four things you want to do in your lifetime:
1. prostitute
2. raise a dinosaur
3. eat a baby
4. regain control over my left eyeball.
37. What do you put on your hamburgers?: i don't eat those things
38. Do you eat raw hot dogs?: that's disgusting.
39. Do you like sushi?: i love sushi. but only if it's good sushi.
40. How much salad dressing do you put on your salad?: a shit ton.
41. What part of your body hurts right now?: my left eyeball.
