1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
bills... what are those?
2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
ummm... the farthest place from the ocean you can get?
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
puking? i don't do that. no... really... i don't
4. Have you ever got drunk and danced on a bar?
nope... but when i worked (AS A WAITRESS) at a strip club i did it sober...
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
mrs. fishback. i am not lying kids... that was really her name.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
walking with a candle.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
a jazz singer. stfu jackass.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
zilch
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
cause i was cooooold
10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
cheaper in michigan
11. If you could vacation anywhere and take someone with you, where would you go?
to japan with b-ry
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
alarm? "fuck you woman... i'll be up in a bit"
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
sure do wish my kidney wasn't exploding
14. Favorite style of underwear
boyshorts. or none. pick one
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
boxers. but... since when do i like boys?
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
painting.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
i don't have to work. i should volunteer.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
early...ish.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
GIR!
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
adventure. or pretend i am a rockstar. make them get on the hood of my car and dance with me. or kick their ass in video games. and then laugh it off in their face
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
my kidney is exploding
22. When did you first start feeling old?
when i realized that my kid sister is turning eighteen in less than two weeks. and she is the youngest...
23. Favorite 80's movie?
labyrinth.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
ummm... egg salad?
25. What do you get every time you go into Costco/Sam's Club?
i don't go there.
26. Beach or lake?
neither. fuck you fish.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
nope. but i think i would make a horrible wife.
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
the king of the burbs.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
the oc. hanson. avril lavigne. (this list could go on forever.)
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
i have no shame.
31. What's your drink?
guiness
32. Who from high school would you like to run into?
jon. i didn't know the kid that well... but for some reason he is the first person who popped into my head.
33. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
G rock. i heart g rock.
34. What is a rumor that someone has spread about you?
when i was a freshmen i made out with a girl in the lunchroom... for real. everyone knew about it... TONS of rumors started after that.
35. The Cosby Show or the Simpson’s?
simpsons. hands down
36. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
dating nick. in it's entirety.
37. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
i love my computer.
38. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
my stepdad.
39. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
tim roth.
40.What famous person would you sleep with?
brian molko.
41. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended use?
nope. i have never even been up close and personal with a fire.
42. Ever felt like running over a pedestrian?
i did that once. he was drunk... and on a bike. actually... i think he ran into me.
