ok boys and girls.
first off, i am going to tell you that if you think you might have to pee... go do it.
because you might wet yourself if you don't.
now, buckle up... and prepare for a bumpy ride.
yesterday started off as a normal day for me... i guess...
i still had the remainders of the sinus infection that's been having its way with me for the past week or so... but nothing out of the ordinary.
when i woke up i was coughing and sneezing and blah blah blah so i took some cold meds and tried to sleep off some of the day.
i think that might have been around noon...
now, i had been hungry for quite awhile come seven o clock since i hadn't eaten anything and i took down two slices of cheese pizza and decided to shower and get ready for the bar.
around ten the boy and i hop in the van and we're off.
we get to the dub, and everything is standard.
chris, the boyfriend, has to work the next day so we make plans for me to get a ride home with blair and he leaves around midnight.
come two blair and i head out to the diner with julian and some elyse.
things are still normal.
i get home around four... i think...
still normal.
this is where things go crazy.
lack of food... plus cold medicine... plus beer... BAD IDEA.
apparently i blacked out.
i went into my room... removed my pants to go to bed... and left the room.
went into chris' sisters room... ripped her sheets off of her... and told her i had to pee.
where was i going to pee you ask?
apparently on her floor.
when she tells me no... what do i do?
go into a fit and punch her bed of course.
as hard as i could.
with fists of fury.
then i walk out of her room... and trip.
fall on the floor... lay there for a minute...
and get back up.
you'd think this would be the end right?
WRONG!
i went to the bathroom... peed...
and ended up in chris' moms room... in her bed... with her.
and slept there for the night.
she thought i was one of the dogs at first. until she grabbed my head thinking i was a dog and i muttered "i just wanna sleep"
i woke up with everyone laughing at me.
i had no idea.
just roll that situation around in your head...
i hope it makes you laugh at least a quarter of how much it makes me giggle.
they've been telling stories of me all day long.
i'm never gonna live this one down.
enjoy!
and remember... eat food... and don't take cold meds and drink.
::takes a bow::
