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Given a Hickey? i am appalled by this question... who does that!?!? ::giggles:: i am a hooooovah. Had a one night stand? more than once... not that i am happy about them... Made someone cry? everyday! Opened your Christmas presents early? i hate christmas... but yes. Been online for more than 10 hours in a row? i'm a junkie. Pretended to be someone you weren't online? faux shaux. Eaten food that fell on the floor? tons of times. but then again... i have eaten tons of bugs and other things as well. i have a five hour rule. lol Been caught cheating? no... but i faked it once. don't ask. Been caught naked? yup. i prefer to be at least a little bit naked. Flashed someone? tons of times... i got beads on st. pattys day and everything. Gone out without underwear on? in the summer... i pretty much live in underwear and a tshirt. i once went to a car dealership in nothing but boyshorts and a little boys aeropostale hoody. the dude looked at me like i was nuts. o... i might have been wearing socks too... Got into a fist fight? bunches. Swallowed bath water? i don't take baths... i have swallowed jacuzzi water though... grosssss Peed in the pool? yup. i'll admit it. chlorine makes the bad go away. besides... urine is sterile. pussies. Thrown up in public? no ma'am. Been so drunk you can't walk? not so long ago chris and jon had to carry me home from erics house... walking... i am sure that was a funny sight to see... i don't remember it. Peed in public? constantly. Broken wind and blamed someone else? first off... who the fuck calls it "breaking wind" WTF mate!?!? are we in the fifties? second... no... i fess up like a trooper. Done something mean you regretted? i don't have regrets. Ever played pull my finger? i guess this one is the answer to the title of this blog... nope... that one i haven't done...
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