Icarus's blog: "Augurs, Martyrs, and Agnostics"

1. Sleep with or without clothes on?

Usually just my boxers, but when my heat was out, I put on 2 pairs of jeans over sweatpants, 3 shirts, my hoody, and my GIANT wool overcoat- then me and doggy huddled...

there was something beautiful about those hard times.

Something true.

 

2. Prefer black or blue pens?

Black. Pilot.

 

3. Dress up on Halloween?

Not in many years, I sometimes have a decent costume idea, I rarely give enough of a fuck.

 

4. Like to travel?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no. I hate people, I hate uncontrolled environments, they make me violently ill, and apprehensive.

 

5. Like Someone?

Kinda- but I don't really remember her name. Oh, are we counting girls that got married this summer? Because there were 3.

Lame.

 

6. Do they know?

Uuuuh I know one does, I think another does, but we never ... really just spelled it out for each other.

 

7. Who sleeps with you every night?

Doggy!

 

8. Think you're attractive?

Not as much as I was a year ago.

 

9. Want to get married?

... not really. But I've been legitimately attracted to ... 4 women I've met? I'd have to have some major magnetism and butterflies to really consider it.

 

 

 

10. Are you a good student?

I was, am, could be.

 

11. Are you currently happy?

No.

 

12. Have you ever cheated?? Been cheated on?

No. Yes.

 

13. Birthplace?

Mordor.

 

14. Christmas or Halloween?

Neewollah.

 

15. Colored or black-and-white photo?

B/W. I think we all know why >>

 

16. Do long distance relationships work?

Only if they're going somewhere- fast.

 

17. Do you believe in astrology?

No.

 

18. Do you believe in love at first sight?

I believe in mind-boner at first site.

 

19. Do you consider yourself the life of the party?

I often have to be, to control a situation and keep my guard maximized.

 

20. Do you drink?

According to the medical professional out there, heavilly.

 

21. Do you make fun of people?

Absolutely. Frequently. I'm a bad person.

 

22. Do you think dreams eventually come true?

I sure as shit hope not- I dreamt a mountain lion was trapped with me in the car the other night... and yes, I do know that's a scene from the ballad of ricky bobby.

 

23. Favorite fictional character?

That I didn't generate? *whistles* THAT is a tough question- book? Probably Thomas Covenant, hurt, betrayed, rapist, mad, Doubting Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever. Or Bilbo Baggins.

Movie: I dunno, but it probably involves Bill Murray, Toshiro Mifune, or Clint Eastwood.

Show: He's probably a captain, of a starship.

Anime/Cartoon: Amuro Ray or Optimus Prime.

Comic/Manga: Calvin & Hobbes (one completes the other), Onizuka

Video Game: Chrono, Cecil, Link

 

24. Go to the movies or rent?

Rent. Fuckheads are ALWAYS talking, kicking, chewing, slurping, making out, or texting. Can't fucking stand it any more.

 

25. Have you ever moved?

I just did. In my pants.

 

26. Have you ever stolen anything?

Yeap. You probably have to, if you consider music especially.

 

27. How's the weather right now?

Chilly.

 

28. Last time you cut your hair?

At least 6 months.

 

29. Last person you talked to on the phone?

Cousin, over lunch break... for some reason.

 

30. Last time you showered?

*sniffs* I have no fucking idea. I wanna say within five days.

 

31. Loud or soft music?

Depends.

 

32. Mcdonalds or Burger King?

Eww. McDonalds, but only for the 4:00 breakfast and cigarette butt flavored coffee.

 

33. Night or day?

Night, obviously, but I'm trying to switch again.

 

34. Number of pillows?

One, and not always one.

 

35. Piano or guitar?

Slide guitar.

 

36. Future job?

Dictator.

 

37. Current job?

Tater dick

 

38. Current love?

Bailey Jay. I await your /google.

 

39. Current longing?

Relief of neck cramp.

 

40. Current disappointment?

The missing year.

 

41. Current annoyance?

The dog in heat.

 

42. Last thing you ate?

Chorizo paella, and peach pie.

 

43. Last thing you bought?

*shrugs* Don't have much disposeable income.

 

44. Most recent thing you are looking forward to?

Coffee tomorrow morning.

 

45. What are you hearing right now?

Gorillaz, the Fall.

 

46. Plans for the weekend?

Dragon Age Origins, maybe start the next Thomas Covenant book.

 

47. What did you do today?

Dragon Age Origins, dicked around on the internet, watched a couple shows on hulu.

 

48. Pick a lyric, any lyric or song?

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.

 

49. Pick a movie quote?

Just had nothing to say.