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created on 07/06/2009  |  http://fubar.com/funny/b302603

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This is something I’m sure every guy has tried–or at least this is what I like to tell myself. I was either 17 or 18 years old and like most boys that age, my hormones were through the roof. That being the case I, of course, was constantly touching myself and masturbating. The unfortunate thing about this time period in my life was that I wasn’t getting any… none. I was a virgin, a dork, and had never even kissed a girl. Since my dick had never been in a vagina, or anything even close to a vagina I was curious. So in my room alone one night touching myself I was struck with what I thought at the time was good idea. I was going to try to suck my own dick.

I’m a pretty flexible guy and my dick isn’t huge, but it’s not small. So, I figured I had a good shot a getting my dick in something warm and wet. I justified the experience by saying to myself “it’s just like masturbating… except you’re just not using your hand, you’re using your mouth.” I figured the situation would only be weird if I came in my own mouth, so I decided that when I was close I would “pull out.” You can see the confidence I had in my flexibility having decided all this before even attempting the difficult part of getting my dick in my mouth. I then sat on my bed flipped my legs behind my head and began folding myself in half and began straining closer and closer towards my dick. I was merely a half inch away and was hoping to get some sort of reward for my efforts–so I stuck my tongue out and SUCCESS! I manged to get my tongue on the tip of my dick. This felt both strange (because I was licking my own cock) and amazing. It was right now in my moment of glory, ass in the air, tongue on my dick, that my mom walked in. Some how I had forgotten to lock my door. To this day I have no idea why she walked in… To get my laundry? To ask if I was hungry? Who knows. She took one look at me naked, folded in half, tongue on dick and walked out. We never spoke of this moment… but she did ask me if i needed to “talk” with anyone about things about a week later. Yeah she wanted me to see a shrink.

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