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1.(631): Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
2.(775): Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
(504): Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.
3.(302): Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
(845): Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
4.(614): I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
5.(402): I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
6.(215): After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
(610): I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
7.(440): yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
(1-440): and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
8.(205): we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
9.(330): We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
(330): Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
10.(214): I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
