I’ve got Netflix, and they have this feature that shows - Since you liked this, you’ll love this… and it never has anything to do with what you just watched. ‘You watched Juno, you will also love - Pirates of the Carribean and the Sopranos.’ Huh? ‘You watched Atonement, you’ll also love... Shooter and Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.’ What? My favorite - ‘You watched Masters of Horror, you’ll also love… Gabriel Iglesias comedy special.’ Thank God the people who make this program don’t work for Match.com. ‘You like sexy redheads who love movies. You’ll also love… fat lesbians with tourette’s.’ What? ‘You like skinny blondes who love football and beer. You’ll also love… other dudes.’
