Anyone else sick of these Burger King ‘whopper freakout’ commercials? “Ooh, look how mad people get when they can’t get their whoppers.” No, people don’t give a damn about whoppers, they just don’t like being jerked around and lied to. It’s not like freakin’ heroin, people aren’t going to get the DT’s if they don’t get their daily burger fix, they just don’t appreciate going to the ‘Home of the Whopper’, walking in and seeing signs that still say ‘Get a Whopper Today’, then have some Ashton Kutcher wannabe try to Punk them by saying there’s no more damn whoppers. I don’t care what you’re selling - if the pencil store says they’re out of pencils, or if Domino’s is out of pizza, or if a hooker says she’s out of blowjobs - people are going to be pissed. Great marketing idea too - tell people they can’t get the one thing they want, what’s next - ask for a Whopper and we’ll slash your tires while you wait? “Ooh, look how mad people are because we made them wait for a Whopper.”
