Icarus's blog: "Hurts to watch."

You're not allowed to lie, okay?
What if I just fail to answer in a sensible or complete fashion?

Have you ever kissed the last person you texted?
*thinks back* No... *thinks back to all those times we narrowly escaped death* ... maybe, but I'm sticking to no, and never on the lips.

Do you think people think bad things about you?
A very select few do, and only because they never really bothered to get on my good side or get to know me.

Would you rather have long or short hair?
I'd rather just keep it.

What does your last text say?
Sent: Omw to butcher, be done bout 30 min.

What are you listening to?
NiN's version of Gary Numan's "Metal".

Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot?
Yeah, it was today in fact. I still do.

Have you ever kissed someone during class?
During during... no.

Do you want your last ex to be happy, even if it means not being with you?
GTFO. DIAF.

Go back to when you and your ex were dating, if you tattoo'd their name on you, would you regret it?
Oh just a bit, but then again, my fear of commitment and my constant state of flux and mania is the main reason I won't get a tattoo. Funny thing is she got a tattoo and body mods for what she may consider a new chapter in life
funny thing is she had to burn
me
first to start that chapter. I'll always be a part of that evil bitch whether she can really comprehend that or not.

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/ girlfriend smokes?
As long as its not in the fucking house.

When's the last time you were on the phone after 2AM?
Been a god damn while.

Would you be able to name everyone you kissed in '09?
Uuuuuuh uuuuuh fuck what all happened in 09? Yeah, Tree and Karen.

How many?
2

Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months?
Yes seeing as I have.

I bet you're going to kiss someone tomorrow, right?
That'd be nice.

Are you ready for kids now?
Emotionally and maturity-wise yeah.

Have you ever been caught sneaking out?
Sneaking back in was always the issue, and even then there were little to no consequences.

Compared to this time last year, are you happier or sadder?
What was I doing last ye...oh dear god, way WAY happier.

How are you feeling?
Irrate.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
It'd be nice if they were.

Is there someone who has made a difference in your life?
Probably a few dozen... who does this question NOT apply to?

What was the first thing you said when you woke up today?
Ugh that's goin way back "hope my hair set alright" >> I got issues with wavey hair and I washed it the night before, and if it isn't all the way dry, and if I sleep on it wonky, and if I don't have enough time, I look like fried dog shit all day.

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
Uuuuuuuuuuh
None. And no, not even my mother.

Did you kiss, hug, or hold hands with anyone today?
I think I made it the whole day with zero human physical contact. It was a good day.

Where is the next place you will travel to?
My bedroom.

Who was the last person of the opposite sex that you talked to?
Shelly, on the way out the door to go home.

Do you ever get "good morning" texts from anyone?
No one I know.

Could things possibly get any better?
Yes. I could shit rainbows and happiness, I could bleed gold and ride unicorns to work. I could be a fucking billionaire who regularly receives blowjobs lovingly from his tan-skinned underwear model wife.

How did you wake up this morning?
Upside down in my bed next to my dog, doing a full sit up to hit my phone's snooze button and going back to bed for another 9 minutes.

Would you ever camp out on a beach, under the stars?
Depends, do I have a private bathroom, a decent supply of fire starting gear, food, and my cast iron skillet. Is my dog there, and if so, did I ever get around to off-leash training her?

Who do you have texts from in your phone?
Mostly Chris.

Is it okay to kiss people when you're single?
... I'm confused, isn't that why you kiss? It's like a handshake, that says "I like you, I'm horny". And interestingly, it still works when you're a part of a couple.

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
Yeah, and that shit was hilarious. Regretably, she was a pretty god damn good kisser,
and had HUGE tits.

Do you text a lot of people?
Nope.

Are you a type of person who cares what people say about you?
Not particularly, its usually good. If its incorrect, I correct it malicious or benign and let my work be done at that point.

Has anyone ever sang to you?
Yeah, and I sang better.

Missing someone?
I miss spending time with my mentors.

Is it easy to annoy you?
Yeah. I don't suffer fools well.

In the next 48 hours will you hang out with anyone?
Not offline.

Do you know anyone who has the ability to break your heart?
About anyone I allow myself to trust.

Has anyone told you they don't want to ever lose you?
Yep... even while she was cheating on me, weird. Well, she wasn't even the only one, but yeah... its actually borderline cliche in my life.

Would you rather go back a week or forward?
Go back a week and actually fucking do something over my last weekend.

When was the last time someone told you they hated you and meant it?
*whistles* y'know, in all my breakups, in all my severed ties, in all my fights
no one has said that to me. (except my brother, and lets face it, that didn't count we were... 12?)

Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
I don't believe -everything- happens for a reason, I do believe in chains of events and moderate causality, but fate? Fuck all that noise, the natural state of the universe is chaos, just sometimes dominos get strung together.

Looking back now, did you ever waste too much time on someone that treated you badly?
Hooooooo.... god, story of my life.

What is your favorite night to go out?
I don't go out nights. I prefer to have coffee or breakfast by myself on saturday morning. Of course, any post-sex trip to a diner, is a good trip.

Has someone ever made a promise to you and broke it?
Hah! Of course.

Do you think high school relationships can last?
No.

Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
Only if its a lover.

Do you wish someone would turn up at your front door right now?
Wouldn't mind (if its who I'm hoping for) but I really wouldn't know what to do or what to say, and lord knows I need to clean this place.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
I would like that.

Is any part of you happy at all?
What is this the pissy emo test? How many times are you going to ask about my happiness? Y'know what, one part of my is ecstatic.
The tip of my penis.
He is so tickled he could just ejaculate.

How was your day today?
Mundane.

Do you like your full name?
It could be a lot cooler. But it is pretty rad in that old fashioned heroic way of mine.

Are you using a computer or laptop?
Dator.

Would you be shocked if the last person you kissed texted you right now?
Absolutely dumbfound as to who gave her my number.

Which of your friends would you be most likely to get arrested with?
Chris. Good god, we've had some pretty narrow scrapes with the law too.

Was 2009 a good year for you?
A damn site better than 08 that's for god damn sure, but it was no fucking picnic.

Has anything upset you in the past week?
Just these minor household catastrophes, and the day to day tragedy of being in a state of unreciprocated lust.

Do you have a best friend who is of the opposite sex?
I used to.
Then I fell in love.
And then she married the man she confessed to me she wasn't in love with.

Why are you single?
Hah! God if I had the answer to that I'd tell you. I'd say its a combination of things, meeting the right girls at the wrong times, meeting the wrong girls at the right times, having all these awkward non-lateral processes that seperate me from the rest of upward-walking man. Fear. Standards. Just not being another person's type.

Do you remember who you liked this time 3 months ago?
Yep. Same girl.