Last year my dad was out at the golf course with his friends, when he sees *Manual (name changed due to small-town) hauling ass down the street. Pretty soon *Veronica appears behind him in her own car. Now, my dad knew that Manual was married, and Veronica was a few years older than I, so he put two and two together and realized they were headed to the park for a sexy rendezvous, so he says to the other five guys with him (who're drunk) "Let's head over yonder to the park. I've got an idea."
So they head over to where the two are meeting, and wait patiently as *Veronica gets out of her car and joins *Manual in his truck then speeds off toward Plains.
"Alright, y'all, let's go." So the six drunk men set out towards the car, carefully pick it up, and wedge it successfully between two trees, making entrance impossible. Then they resume their game of golf. About forty-five minutes later they hear 'Aghh!! Dammit!', and look over to see *Veronica with her legs sticking out of the trunk, attempting to (slowly) crawl in through the back as her paramour *Manual drives off.......
