Apache Kittens got Claws's blog: "How not to be strangled"

I hear self-proclaimed 'nice guys' bitching all the time about how women never want to date them, and they always finish last. I have a few things to say about that. Nice guys DON'T finish last, pussies do. You can still be nice and maintain a backbone. It's when you're morbidly acquiescent and a pathological whiner that women do not want a mother fucking thing to do with you. Don't give me that 'woman pussy wet for bad boy only' shit. GIRLS want bad boys, women want MEN. Quit chasing the shetards who are just going through a damn phase. And for the guys who swear they are 'too nice' and are actually pussies-Part of what attracts women to 'bad boys' is sexuality. Sexuality is VERY important, yet 'nice guys' don't exhibit themselves as sexual because they are afraid of the way the female will react to it. Cutting off your penis to spite your love life is not appealing in any potential lay. The other part that attracts women is confidence (not to be confused with arrogance). If YOU do not believe in yourself or your opinions, then WE will not, either. If you've ever complained about women not wanting you because you're a 'nice guy', wake the fuck up. Let your backbone mature and show your sexual attraction. When you hide these things, women don't feel them from you, so what the HELL are they supposed to be attracted to? Your successful career as a 'yes man'? When you don't present yourself as fuckable or confident, we don't THINK of you that way. So, buy her that teddybear, but don't bury your nuts in the sand. Make sure you get some watermelon flavored lube, too. And quit offering massages as your lead into sex. That shit ain't cute or horny-making and is so last century. Tell her she's beautiful and hot, and you would be honored if she'd massage your penis. Let her know you're actually a complete man with working genitalia and functioning spine. And quit your fucking whining because it's not a turn on, and will NEVER change a woman's mind. 'Women don't want me cuz I'm nice wah wah. They only see me as a friend wah wah. Why don't they like me wah wah?' Woman: Oh, I'm so sorry! Would you like some pussy with that moan? Yeah, ain't happenin'.

Ever heard somebody tell a story that took an hour to weed through all the 'like's'? Cut 'em all out and the story takes 2 minutes tops? And it doesn't stop there. Cut out all the ums, alrights, this dudes, we was like's, he was like's, so like, n then's, ya knows, okay's, and shit, n stuff's, and everything, etc. Story takes 10 seconds from complaint to punchline 'Okay, so like, this dude told me that, um, he'd like, want me to meet him at the club n stuff, so I was like, sure, ya know? So then, I like get there, and like, this dude isn't, like, in the main room, so we was like, maybe he's like, using the bathroom and stuff. So like, after a few margaritas and everything, I'm like, pissed, alright? So like, we left and stuff, to go to his house and like, find him. And like, when we got there and junk, I like, see him in the jaccuzi thing with some, like, chick, and he was like, trying to get it on with her, so I like, decided to key his tires and shit, for like, being an asshole and everything.' 10 second complaint to punchline? A guy stood me up for another girl so I keyed his tires. Get my point?