Ever heard somebody tell a story that took an hour to weed through all the 'like's'? Cut 'em all out and the story takes 2 minutes tops? And it doesn't stop there. Cut out all the ums, alrights, this dudes, we was like's, he was like's, so like, n then's, ya knows, okay's, and shit, n stuff's, and everything, etc.
Story takes 10 seconds from complaint to punchline
'Okay, so like, this dude told me that, um, he'd like, want me to meet him at the club n stuff, so I was like, sure, ya know? So then, I like get there, and like, this dude isn't, like, in the main room, so we was like, maybe he's like, using the bathroom and stuff. So like, after a few margaritas and everything, I'm like, pissed, alright? So like, we left and stuff, to go to his house and like, find him. And like, when we got there and junk, I like, see him in the jaccuzi thing with some, like, chick, and he was like, trying to get it on with her, so I like, decided to key his tires and shit, for like, being an asshole and everything.'
10 second complaint to punchline?
A guy stood me up for another girl so I keyed his tires.
Get my point?
