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Apache Kittens got Claws's blog: "Hygiene"

created on 02/11/2007  |  http://fubar.com/hygiene/b54498
I don't know how many people notice this. Everytime I go to the restroom, I am extremely aware of who washes their hands and who doesn't. I make mental note of you, for I will not touch you if you do not wash yours hands. That's like walking up and sticking my hand down your underwear. 'Hi, nice to meet you, is that Herpes complex 1, 2, or 3?' I always pay attention to whether bartenders wash their hands most of all, 'You are handling my drink which I put to my lips. If you will be handling some of your personal merchandise, call me crazy, but I'd like for you to wash up. THANKS!!' Guys are nasty, dirty, crotch-adjusting, ass-digging members of society. Girls, on the other hand, are soft, feminine, and sometimes secretly disgusting. So hey, there are upsides and downsides to both sexes. Not every girl you meet neglects to wash her hands, and not every male you meet recently dug at his crotch or scratched at his ass. I, for one, wouldn't like to take the chance. Just remember, if you're one of those people who don't wash their hands (and yes, men do it also) that funny smell on your hands is probably somebody elses stinky ass, so take a big whiff.
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