Laziness
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day
after.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the
work he's supposed to be doing at the moment. --Robert
Benchley
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get
done.
A conclusion is simply the place where you get tired of
thinking.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all
together.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to
live.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to
be lazy.--Charlie McCarthy
If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a
fool.
"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so
much jollier than the people who have to wait for them."--
E.V. Lucas
The best part about procrastination is that you are never
bored, because you have all kinds of things that you
should be doing.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to
catch up.
A watched clock never boils.
Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and
knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key
to world peace.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance?
There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even
a single way to get one back.--Tom DeMarco and Timothy
Lister
It is an undoubted truth, that the less one has to do, the
less time one finds to do it in.--Earl of Chesterfield
Someday is not a day of the week.
The time to begin most things is ten years ago.--Mignon
McLaughlin
Ignorance
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
If ignorance is bliss, I'm the happiest person you'll ever
meet.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are missing.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have
film.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.
When in doubt, mumble.
I may look busy, but I'm just confused.
I smile because i have no idea what's going on.
Not only do I not know what's going on, but I wouldn't
know what to do about it if I did.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
I am not stupid. Everyone else is just smarter than me.
Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
Being good at stupid doesnt count.
The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has
its limits.-Albert Einstein
Le sens commun n'est pas si commun (Common sense is not so
common)--Voltaire [Francois-Marie Arouet
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human
stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.--Albert
Einstein
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