Dieting
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Another good weight reducing exercise consists in placing
both hands against the table edge and pushing back.
-Robert Quillen
Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
-English Proverb
Eat to live, do not live to eat. -William Penn, 1693
I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!
I'm a light eater. When it gets light, I start
eating.--Tommy John
I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into
fat.--Jennifer Greene Duncan
I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it?
I'm not overweight, I'm undertall.
I'm on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I've lost 45 days.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
--Joel, 14, Advice from Kids
It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on
weight, it's the seconds.
A diet is when you have to go to some length to change
your width.
I have a weight problem (I can't wait to start eating!!!)
Touch your toes
And touch your toes
And wish you'd skipped those Oreo's.
I get my exercise running to the refrigerator.
I thought tuna was something to hold the mayonaise
together.
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.
First you consume chocolate, then chocolate consumes you.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain
figures out what I'm doing.
Some people are afraid of heights.I'm afraid of widths.
You know you are dieting when postage stamps taste good.
'Stressed' is 'Desserts' spelled backwards
Relish today. Catchup tomorrow.
Diet: Two people dying together.--AML
Note that if you take the T away from the word diet, it
spells die.
"Food will kill me... But not if I kill it first!"*
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die
healthier.*
