Q:How many honest, intelligent, carng, men in the world does it take to do the dishes.
A: Both of them
Q:Why did the man cross the road?
A:He heard the chicken was a slut
Q:Why dont women blink during foreplay?
A:They dont have time
Q:What do men and sperm have in commen?
A:They both hsve a one in a millon chance of becoming human
Q:How does a man shows he is planning for the future?
A:He buys 2 cases of beer
Q:What is the difference between men and goverment bonds?
A:The bond matures
Q:Why are blond jokes so short?
A:So men can remember them
Q:How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A:we dont know it has never happened
Q:Why is it so difficult to find men who are senistive,caring,and good looking?
A:They already have boyfriends
Q:What do you call a woman that knows where her husband is every night
A:A widow
Q:Why are married women heavier than single woman?
A:Single women come home see whats in the fridge and go to bed,Married women come home see whats in the bed and run to the fridge
Q:Whats the one thing all men have in commen at a singles bar?
A; There all married
Man says to god "God why did you make womon so beautiful"God says "so you would love her"The man says" why did you make her so dumb?"God says" so she would love you.
