Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16
telling them to sit down and be quiet.
Children will soon forget your presents, they will always
remember your presence. - Dobson
There is only one pretty child in the world and every
mother has it--Chinese Proverb
There are only a few pretty children in the world and
every mother has them.--AML
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is
like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
They say kids brighten the home. That's because they never
turn the lights off.
I have teenagers. Pray for me.
"You're a good example of why some animals eat their
young."--Jim Samuels
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t
either.
