Unanswered Questions
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?
If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing
in the store is free yet?
The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business...
didn't they see it coming?
Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy?
And If so, how would you treat them?
Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill
himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
"practice"?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on
their signs?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
If a word is mispelled in the dictionary, is it mispelled?
And if it is mispelled, how would we know?-AML
Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same
thing?
Why are they called "stands" when they are made for
sitting?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected
expected?
Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
If you are dialing from a touch-tone phone, Why do you
call it 'dialing'? -Ziggy
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the
limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see
them?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment?
Since when are buttons cute?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I
think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what
comes out"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
from morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space
but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey
Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes
taste like chocolate?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the
words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in
'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even
though water is clear?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered
silverware?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if
it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the
outside?
Why do you go "back and forth" to town if you really must
go forth before you go back?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a
gift NOT been
free?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still
say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well
what do you say to
people that work nights?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S"
in it?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does
he become disoriented?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why on Earth, with over 3/4 of our planet covered by
water, don't we call it 'ocean'?--Ziggy
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people
at the Special Olympics?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed
UP?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it
be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of
bald men?
Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and
forks. What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post
Office? What are we supposed to do, write to these people?
Why don't they put their pictures on the postage stamps so
the mailmen could look for them while delivering the mail?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it
didn't zigzag?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before
getting OUT of the water?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be
twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
What's another word for Thesaurus?--Steven Wright
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come
from?
Why is it that when trasporting stuff on a car its called
a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called
CARgo?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?*
If two wrongs don't make a right, then how come two
negatives make a
positive?*
