1 virginty like bubble,one prick,all gone
2 man who run infront of car get tired
3 man who run behind car get exhosted
4 foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
5 man who wald through airport turnstile sideways go to Bangkok
6 man with one chopstick goes hungry
7 man who scrach ass should not bite fingernails
8 man who eat purns, get good run for money
9 baseball is wrong; man with four balls can't walk
10 panties not est thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth
11 war does not determine who is right, war determine who is left
12 wife who put husband in dog house, soon find him in cat house
13 man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
14 it take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it
15 man who drive like hell, bound to get there
16 man who stand on toilet is high on pot
17 man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement
18 man who fish in other man's well catch crabs
19 man who fart in church sit in own pew
20 crowded elevator smell different to midget
